Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

[strykerpks]

There ain't #### on tv tonight. I'm forced to drink until something is funny.

 

[HoldSteady]

There ain't #### on tv tonight. I'm forced to drink until something is funny.

Drunken Cow Tipping down?

 

[mon]

Went to my brother's house-warming party tonight. Feeling pretty good after two large, strong hairy navels. I don't get drunk much any more because even one beer gives me a headache. Hate getting old.

 

[strykerpks]

There ain't #### on tv tonight. I'm forced to drink until something is funny.

Drunken Cow Tipping down?

ZING!Not many cows where I live Even then, that sounds like a lot of work.

 

[HoldSteady]

There ain't #### on tv tonight. I'm forced to drink until something is funny.

Drunken Cow Tipping down?

ZING!Not many cows where I live Even then, that sounds like a lot of work.

Flew through Milwaukee on my last trip to Minnesota (flight canceled, had to go through Milwaukee to get there same day). I'm sitting here in front of the Interwebs in this shirt that I purchased at the airport.

 

[strykerpks]

There ain't #### on tv tonight. I'm forced to drink until something is funny.

Drunken Cow Tipping down?

ZING!Not many cows where I live Even then, that sounds like a lot of work.

Flew through Milwaukee on my last trip to Minnesota (flight canceled, had to go through Milwaukee to get there same day). I'm sitting here in front of the Interwebs in this shirt that I purchased at the airport.

Oof. I hate our state "advertising".

 

[commisholio]

single malt scotch :

 

[kevzilla]

It was leftover night. But when the leftovers are Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat, Dogfish Head IPA and Fosters, it's not a bad thing.

 

[strykerpks]

It was leftover night. But when the leftovers are Leinenkugel Sunset Wheat, Dogfish Head IPA and Fosters, it's not a bad thing.

Oooh, I wish I had some Sunset Wheat today. It was 80 degrees and that would have been tasty

 

[Thorn]

I love me some me.

 

[Maggot Brain]

Started early today. Sitting at internet cafe in downtown Cocoa, Florida watching some serious T & A viewing an art exhibit. Jameson's and Kilkenney's is flowing and I should be blitzed before 4 pm , for sure.

 

[Maggot Brain]

Heading to local biker bar after I get good and liquored up here...which shouldn't be too much longer

 

[Thorn]

I love me some me.

Such a Homerific weekend. Skipped outta work early, played 9 (horribly), went out bar hopping, saw a bi-curious friend who's now single, got her number, went after hours at a bar till 2, no one was on chat so i omegled till 4 drinking belgains, got up a couple hours ago and am waiting for my ride to the course to do it all over again.cheers

 

[Thorn]

I love me some me.

Such a Homerific weekend. Skipped outta work early, played 9 (horribly), went out bar hopping, saw a bi-curious friend who's now single, got her number, went after hours at a bar till 2, no one was on chat so i omegled till 4 drinking belgains, got up a couple hours ago and am waiting for my ride to the course to do it all over again.cheers

oh boy

 

[The Goat]

I love me some me.

Such a Homerific weekend. Skipped outta work early, played 9 (horribly), went out bar hopping, saw a bi-curious friend who's now single, got her number, went after hours at a bar till 2, no one was on chat so i omegled till 4 drinking belgains, got up a couple hours ago and am waiting for my ride to the course to do it all over again.cheers

oh boy

We may need a little more than that.

 

[Thorn]

We may need a little more than that.

I should do this #### for a living.

You: hi dood

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: I'm a girl

You: oh really?

Stranger: Yes

You: seems like mostly doods tonight

Stranger: Haha it's dudes not doods

You: lol omg

Stranger: Wat

You: i like calling them doods

Stranger: Asl?

You: makes me feel better about myself

Stranger: Lol ok

You: i have a fragile ego

Stranger: Ego?

You: wat

Stranger: Wats an ego?

You: O COME ON

Stranger: Lol sorry never really heard that before

You: oh man

You: id, ego, super ego?

You: you're like 14?

Stranger: Nope 15

You: ok

Stranger: ask?

You: sorry

Stranger: Asl? I mean

You: so it's a freudian thing

Stranger: Haha ok

You: the orignator of psychology

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL NO FIFTEEN!!!!!!JUAN
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[commisholio]

single malt scotch :

again

 

[rickyjgo]

Cheap date...Captain and Diet Doctor. Rolled with a couple of Tecate's earlier. So ashamed...so very ashamed.

 

[guest 54788]

Cheap date...Captain and Diet Doctor. Rolled with a couple of Tecate's earlier. So ashamed...so very ashamed.

very good mix. I've had a few of those tonight myself.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

We may need a little more than that.

I should do this #### for a living.

You: hi dood

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: I'm a girl

You: oh really?

Stranger: Yes

You: seems like mostly doods tonight

Stranger: Haha it's dudes not doods

You: lol omg

Stranger: Wat

You: i like calling them doods

Stranger: Asl?

You: makes me feel better about myself

Stranger: Lol ok

You: i have a fragile ego

Stranger: Ego?

You: wat

Stranger: Wats an ego?

You: O COME ON

Stranger: Lol sorry never really heard that before

You: oh man

You: id, ego, super ego?

You: you're like 14?

Stranger: Nope 15

You: ok

Stranger: ask?

You: sorry

Stranger: Asl? I mean

You: so it's a freudian thing

Stranger: Haha ok

You: the orignator of psychology

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL NO FIFTEEN!!!!!!JUAN
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Holy #### when she said 15 I almost came.

 

[kevzilla]

Captain and Sierra Mist. Better than it sounds. Made playing Rock Band II sound like a good idea. I own the drums on Devo's "Uncontrollable Urge."

 

[guest 54788]

We may need a little more than that.

I should do this #### for a living.

You: hi dood

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: I'm a girl

You: oh really?

Stranger: Yes

You: seems like mostly doods tonight

Stranger: Haha it's dudes not doods

You: lol omg

Stranger: Wat

You: i like calling them doods

Stranger: Asl?

You: makes me feel better about myself

Stranger: Lol ok

You: i have a fragile ego

Stranger: Ego?

You: wat

Stranger: Wats an ego?

You: O COME ON

Stranger: Lol sorry never really heard that before

You: oh man

You: id, ego, super ego?

You: you're like 14?

Stranger: Nope 15

You: ok

Stranger: ask?

You: sorry

Stranger: Asl? I mean

You: so it's a freudian thing

Stranger: Haha ok

You: the orignator of psychology

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL NO FIFTEEN!!!!!!JUAN
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Holy #### when she said 15 I almost came.I figured you came when she said "I'm a girl"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I have been completely smashed twice today. DamnGod I love golf season.

Teed off around 9a,m and was tanked by 11...downed at least 16 or so by the time I left the course. Got home around 3 or 4, had a few more, took a massive nap.

Woke up to a buddy of mine calling saying "hey we're at the bar" and despite every cell in my body begging for a respite, I was there within 20 minutes.

My buddies, a gaggle of chicks, a million beers, more than a few shots.

Me typing is a f$$$ing MIRACLE!!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

We may need a little more than that.

I should do this #### for a living.

You: hi dood

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: I'm a girl

You: oh really?

Stranger: Yes

You: seems like mostly doods tonight

Stranger: Haha it's dudes not doods

You: lol omg

Stranger: Wat

You: i like calling them doods

Stranger: Asl?

You: makes me feel better about myself

Stranger: Lol ok

You: i have a fragile ego

Stranger: Ego?

You: wat

Stranger: Wats an ego?

You: O COME ON

Stranger: Lol sorry never really heard that before

You: oh man

You: id, ego, super ego?

You: you're like 14?

Stranger: Nope 15

You: ok

Stranger: ask?

You: sorry

Stranger: Asl? I mean

You: so it's a freudian thing

Stranger: Haha ok

You: the orignator of psychology

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL NO FIFTEEN!!!!!!JUAN
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Holy #### when she said 15 I almost came.I figured you came when she said "I'm a girl"

WTF dude? I have standards.

 

[guest 54788]

I should do this #### for a living.

You: hi dood

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: I'm a girl

You: oh really?

Stranger: Yes

You: seems like mostly doods tonight

Stranger: Haha it's dudes not doods

You: lol omg

Stranger: Wat

You: i like calling them doods

Stranger: Asl?

You: makes me feel better about myself

Stranger: Lol ok

You: i have a fragile ego

Stranger: Ego?

You: wat

Stranger: Wats an ego?

You: O COME ON

Stranger: Lol sorry never really heard that before

You: oh man

You: id, ego, super ego?

You: you're like 14?

Stranger: Nope 15

You: ok

Stranger: ask?

You: sorry

Stranger: Asl? I mean

You: so it's a freudian thing

Stranger: Haha ok

You: the orignator of psychology

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL NO FIFTEEN!!!!!!JUAN
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Holy #### when she said 15 I almost came.

I figured you came when she said "I'm a girl"

WTF dude? I have standards.sorry. that's when I nutted.

 

[Thorn]

We may need a little more than that.

I should do this #### for a living.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi dood

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: I'm a girl

You: oh really?

Stranger: Yes

You: seems like mostly doods tonight

Stranger: Haha it's dudes not doods

You: lol omg

Stranger: Wat

You: i like calling them doods

Stranger: Asl?

You: makes me feel better about myself

Stranger: Lol ok

You: i have a fragile ego

Stranger: Ego?

You: wat

Stranger: Wats an ego?

You: O COME ON

Stranger: Lol sorry never really heard that before

You: oh man

You: id, ego, super ego?

You: you're like 14?

Stranger: Nope 15

You: ok

Stranger: ask?

You: sorry

Stranger: Asl? I mean

You: so it's a freudian thing

Stranger: Haha ok

You: the orignator of psychology

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL NO FIFTEEN!!!!!!JUAN

Holy #### when she said 15 I almost came.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

We may need a little more than that.

I should do this #### for a living.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi dood

Stranger: Hey

Stranger: I'm a girl

You: oh really?

Stranger: Yes

You: seems like mostly doods tonight

Stranger: Haha it's dudes not doods

You: lol omg

Stranger: Wat

You: i like calling them doods

Stranger: Asl?

You: makes me feel better about myself

Stranger: Lol ok

You: i have a fragile ego

Stranger: Ego?

You: wat

Stranger: Wats an ego?

You: O COME ON

Stranger: Lol sorry never really heard that before

You: oh man

You: id, ego, super ego?

You: you're like 14?

Stranger: Nope 15

You: ok

Stranger: ask?

You: sorry

Stranger: Asl? I mean

You: so it's a freudian thing

Stranger: Haha ok

You: the orignator of psychology

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL NO FIFTEEN!!!!!!JUAN

Holy #### when she said 15 I almost came.

You too, huh?

 

[strykerpks]

Holy verginer. Been drinking since 11. Im a pile of poop at this p;oint. M old lady is pisssed.

 

[strykerpks]

anyone wanna chat? Donald Gibb??

 

[strykerpks]

Whyt he eff is Gus Johnson not announcing this?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

 

[urbanhack]

 

[strykerpks]

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

I'm drinking Becks and chasing it with Cuervo

 

[strykerpks]

I'm drinking Becks and chasing it with Cuervo

Captain and diet PepsiAlong with 16oz Miller Lite:doublefistonamonday:

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

I'm drinking Becks and chasing it with Cuervo

Captain and diet PepsiAlong with 16oz Miller Lite:doublefistonamonday:

I'm more of a Coke Zero with Captain fan

 

[strykerpks]

I'm drinking Becks and chasing it with Cuervo

Captain and diet PepsiAlong with 16oz Miller Lite:doublefistonamonday:

I'm more of a Coke Zero with Captain fan

I'm more of a booze with booze fan

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

I'm drinking Becks and chasing it with Cuervo

Captain and diet PepsiAlong with 16oz Miller Lite:doublefistonamonday:

I'm more of a Coke Zero with Captain fan

I'm more of a booze with booze fan

That's why I chase beer with Tequila

 

[Oh Yes!]

captain ad diet is delicious

 

[strykerpks]

That's why I chase beer with Tequila

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

That's why I chase beer with Tequila

10.25 hours to work. That means I can get up to a .22 BAC in the next ten minutes. Time me.

 

[strykerpks]

That's why I chase beer with Tequila

10.25 hours to work. That means I can get up to a .22 BAC in the next ten minutes. Time me.

I hate math

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

That's why I chase beer with Tequila

10.25 hours to work. That means I can get up to a .22 BAC in the next ten minutes. Time me.

I hate math

I was on probation for 2 years and had to take breathalizers twice a week for the first 6 months and once a week the last 1.5. I became an expert on BAC levels.

 

[strykerpks]

That's why I chase beer with Tequila

10.25 hours to work. That means I can get up to a .22 BAC in the next ten minutes. Time me.

I hate math

I was on probation for 2 years and had to take breathalizers twice a week for the first 6 months and once a week the last 1.5. I became an expert on BAC levels.

I drank a ton today

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

I drank a ton today

I'm only at ~ half a bottle of Cuervo and a BecksLotta catching up to do

 

[strykerpks]

I drank a ton today

I'm only at ~ half a bottle of Cuervo and a BecksLotta catching up to do

Poopee diarrhea poontang fart

 

[DevilsTrifecta]

I drank a ton today

I'm only at ~ half a bottle of Cuervo and a BecksLotta catching up to do

Poopee diarrhea poontang fart

I just ate 4 mini rolls with cheddar and turkey and ham so probably

 

[strykerpks]

I drank a ton today

I'm only at ~ half a bottle of Cuervo and a BecksLotta catching up to do

Poopee diarrhea poontang fart

I just ate 4 mini rolls with cheddar and turkey and ham so probably

on that note, I'im going to pass outssee you later homies

 

[Disco Stu]

I started drinking 13 hours ago. Think I'm mostly just hungover at this point. GB opening day. And boobs.

 

[Disco Stu]

Stripper sparkles on my neck. Not mine.