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Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)

zander_s said:
Cheese ball? Fumunda cheese?WaitWat?7 hour drive to Santa Cruz oin the morning, miht as well be hungover!
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5 hour drive to Cincinnati tomorrow. Not sure I can even do it unless I'm hungover.Actually, I'm a little disappointed in myself. It's after 2 and I'm still cracking beers. :goodposting:
 
Homer J Simpson said:
zander_s said:
Cheese ball? Fumunda cheese?WaitWat?7 hour drive to Santa Cruz oin the morning, miht as well be hungover!
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5 hour drive to Cincinnati tomorrow. Not sure I can even do it unless I'm hungover.Actually, I'm a little disappointed in myself. It's after 2 and I'm still cracking beers. :goodposting:
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Its 11:30 here an i think i was suposed to get some clothes together ot wash something. I watched the lakers and drink instead.ETA - she says i gave her the clothes a couple hors ago. She was kinda pissed when i woke her up to ask., This miht be a long drive!
 
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Early morning Jameson's since 6 am with 4 GB's waiting on the World Cup to begin. They're not FBG's but all say hi!

My best man from wedding just fell flat on his face in the sand...can't wait to get to his level :clyde:

 
Its been a stressful week and I'm turning it on pretty heavy tonight. In the last two hours, I blasted thorugh 7 Dale's Pale Ale can and a couple swigs of Jame-o. buzzzzzzzzzz

Will the beer store guy will sell to me? Only one way to find out.

 
Thorn said:
strkpraskladfjkwgksps - if you check in tonite shoot me an im. Assuming I haven't forfeited our match.

:whistle:
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Apparently you win. I'm supposed to play Hold Steady and you were supposed to play my old lady. She had reservastions about playing people from here :thumbup: I'll play both of you...I got til about 2am CST

PS Drunkchat is operational

 
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Just got home from "dive bar pub crawl". Good times. I'm surprisingly coherent considering how much I drank and how I felt before even starting. Definitely need to make it to those places more often. Don't see enough heavily tattooed chicks at the places we normally frequent. :banned:

Boyfriend of "Angelina Jolie starter kit" is very lucky he didn't get a beat down. He made a bit of an issue of her holding the hand of a good buddy (who she was calling Doogie Howser). Good rule of thumb... if your girlfriend has a tattoo on one or both of her fake ####, you should probably let a few things go. Especially if you're smaller than the smallest of the five guys she's mingling with.

 
Disco Stu said:
Just got home from "dive bar pub crawl". Good times. I'm surprisingly coherent considering how much I drank and how I felt before even starting. Definitely need to make it to those places more often. Don't see enough heavily tattooed chicks at the places we normally frequent. :shock:Boyfriend of "Angelina Jolie starter kit" is very lucky he didn't get a beat down. He made a bit of an issue of her holding the hand of a good buddy (who she was calling Doogie Howser). Good rule of thumb... if your girlfriend has a tattoo on one or both of her fake ####, you should probably let a few things go. Especially if you're smaller than the smallest of the five guys she's mingling with.
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That sounds fun. What bars? Last night -> Ozona -> Green Elephant -> The Loon -> Quarter Bar. Jesus I drank way too much. I feel like ####. About to have to start drinking again for world cup time. I don't even like soccer all that much... I think I have a problem :hot:
 
UniAlias said:
Disco Stu said:
Just got home from "dive bar pub crawl". Good times. I'm surprisingly coherent considering how much I drank and how I felt before even starting. Definitely need to make it to those places more often. Don't see enough heavily tattooed chicks at the places we normally frequent. :lmao:Boyfriend of "Angelina Jolie starter kit" is very lucky he didn't get a beat down. He made a bit of an issue of her holding the hand of a good buddy (who she was calling Doogie Howser). Good rule of thumb... if your girlfriend has a tattoo on one or both of her fake ####, you should probably let a few things go. Especially if you're smaller than the smallest of the five guys she's mingling with.
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That sounds fun. What bars? Last night -> Ozona -> Green Elephant -> The Loon -> Quarter Bar. Jesus I drank way too much. I feel like ####. About to have to start drinking again for world cup time. I don't even like soccer all that much... I think I have a problem :shrug:
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We usually stick around the Frankies, Quarter Bar, Loon stretch. Last night was a nice change of pace. Everyone agreed that we need to do it again. All in Lakewood...#### & Bull (surprisingly good food here) -> Lakewood Tavern -> Arcade Bar -> Cosmo's -> Lakewood Landing -> Pour HouseCheap drinks everywhere. $3 wells and $3 domestics seemed to be the standard. Not exactly target rich environments but good, laid-back spots for getting drunk with friends. We spent most of the night discussing various bachelor party plans. If we had a little more time we'd have finished the night up the street at The Slip Inn. Always an interesting place. We also didn't make it to The Goat, which is further east than the rest. Pour House will be dropped from the rotation next time. It really didn't have much to offer in terms of character or characters. Can't believe we didn't get kicked out when my drunk buddy asked the pregnant waitress if she had a tattoo on her boob.
 
St. Louis Bob said:
Just made a big Red Bull and vodka. I'm tired and my penis is sore.
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:onboard: Drinking vodka and Monster with a splash of sprite like candy right now. GB USA's goal! And GB having a Korean gf when Korea's soccer team has done itself proud :unsure:
 
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Am opening beer #1 after moving into my new house today in 95 degree heat.

One more trip to the new house, then it's back to the old house for a soak in the tub and 1.) many more cold beers, or 2.) WINE.

 
I keep getting offers from Vegas casinos that I cannot utilize. That's my rationalization for drinking tonight.

That, and having to spend all day tomorrow with family.

 
Disco Stu said:
UniAlias said:
Disco Stu said:
Just got home from "dive bar pub crawl". Good times. I'm surprisingly coherent considering how much I drank and how I felt before even starting. Definitely need to make it to those places more often. Don't see enough heavily tattooed chicks at the places we normally frequent. :lmao:Boyfriend of "Angelina Jolie starter kit" is very lucky he didn't get a beat down. He made a bit of an issue of her holding the hand of a good buddy (who she was calling Doogie Howser). Good rule of thumb... if your girlfriend has a tattoo on one or both of her fake ####, you should probably let a few things go. Especially if you're smaller than the smallest of the five guys she's mingling with.
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That sounds fun. What bars? Last night -> Ozona -> Green Elephant -> The Loon -> Quarter Bar. Jesus I drank way too much. I feel like ####. About to have to start drinking again for world cup time. I don't even like soccer all that much... I think I have a problem :lmao:
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We usually stick around the Frankies, Quarter Bar, Loon stretch. Last night was a nice change of pace. Everyone agreed that we need to do it again. All in Lakewood...#### & Bull (surprisingly good food here) -> Lakewood Tavern -> Arcade Bar -> Cosmo's -> Lakewood Landing -> Pour HouseCheap drinks everywhere. $3 wells and $3 domestics seemed to be the standard. Not exactly target rich environments but good, laid-back spots for getting drunk with friends. We spent most of the night discussing various bachelor party plans. If we had a little more time we'd have finished the night up the street at The Slip Inn. Always an interesting place. We also didn't make it to The Goat, which is further east than the rest. Pour House will be dropped from the rotation next time. It really didn't have much to offer in terms of character or characters. Can't believe we didn't get kicked out when my drunk buddy asked the pregnant waitress if she had a tattoo on her boob.
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:lmao: drunk again!Haven't been to the Lakewood area too much. Been to a few shows at that theater type place but it's been awhile, not even sure if it's still open. God I'm going to feel like #### tomorrow.
 
strykerpks said:
Thorn said:
strkpraskladfjkwgksps - if you check in tonite shoot me an im. Assuming I haven't forfeited our match.

:)
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Apparently you win. I'm supposed to play Hold Steady and you were supposed to play my old lady. She had reservastions about playing people from here :unsure: I'll play both of you...I got til about 2am CST

PS Drunkchat is operational
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what you didn't vouche for me? double you tee eff
 
A North Korean girlfriend might eat you.

Spent all day with my family. They're good people, but...not enough booze in the house for that.

 
Thorn said:
strykerpks said:
Thorn said:
strkpraskladfjkwgksps - if you check in tonite shoot me an im. Assuming I haven't forfeited our match.

:goodposting:
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Apparently you win. I'm supposed to play Hold Steady and you were supposed to play my old lady. She had reservastions about playing people from here :lmao: I'll play both of you...I got til about 2am CST

PS Drunkchat is operational
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what you didn't vouche for me? double you tee eff
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Absolutely.Inf fact, her direct words were "I don't care if he says he's Jesus I'm not going to give my username to anyone I don't konw". She's a *******.

So anyways, I'm hammered on a Sunday and it looks like no ones around. Booooo

 
So anyways, I can barely see and it's 230am on a sunday. I am going to vomit at work tomorowrwow. I know I spelled that wrong but it looks good on this end

Verginer boob penii boomkingbukakke

 
guys, i finally got a computer at the new ponderosa, drunk thread will be on page one for the next few years starting next weekend.

 
How does this thread get to page three? Anyway, Vicodin keeps me up late. :thumbdown:

One more rum and coke while watching Metalocalypse.

 
Odd but true. Pharmacologists call it 'paradoxical effect'. Couple of Vikes and an energy drink and I can party in Vegas till dawn.

 
I'm a tard. WOrk sucked balls today after getting rocked Sunday night and I just got home from softball.

Hit my first homer in like 7 years today so we had to celebrate :pickle:

Im going to bed :blackdot:

 
GB softball homeruns. Any chance you dented a car?

I'm about an hour into that movie 'The Box' with Cameron Diaz (red boxed it despite the bad reviews) This #### is too ####ed up when vodka's already got me extra alert

 
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