Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

[strykerpks]

Guess I'm the only one here...oh well.

I want to kill my dog. First she spills water and fries my laptop (that would be yesterday), then she literally has spray diarhea all over my dining room. We're talking a 4 foot spread from initial poo drop to the last dot of runny dog poo. It smells like an Iraqi fermunda cheese and anchovie buttcrack pizza

 

[Postradamus]

Guess I'm the only one here...oh well.

I want to kill my dog. First she spills water and fries my laptop (that would be yesterday), then she literally has spray diarhea all over my dining room. We're talking a 4 foot spread from initial poo drop to the last dot of runny dog poo. It smells like an Iraqi fermunda cheese and anchovie buttcrack pizza

olalso, hammered good nighth

 

[strykerpks]

For some reason I'm going to subject myselfr to the 2nd Transformer movie. hopefully I'm drunk enough to be entertained

Some explosive dog diarhea and about 23 beers later,Idont gtet the hate for the Transformer movies. Not gonna lie I was at least entertained. But i do like shiny objects abd explosions :shruh:good nite

 

[flapgreen]

U have to be hammered by now...

 

[strykerpks]

U have to be hammered by now...

I'm not positive but I might have had 30 beers last nightAnd yes spray diarhea from a dog does smell as bad as you think it would...probably worseHalf cocked right now. Had my Great Uncle "Sump pump" and Great Aunt Rose's 50th wedding anniversary party today. 50 years!! Freaking awesome people!He got the nickname Sump Pump because back in the day he would drink beer so fast it sounded like the sump pump was kicking in. I'm definitely his great-nephew

 

[T-shirt Ninja]

Hey fellas. This is a relatively new alias. Anywho, I don't really drink anymore. Just thought I'd let you all know, even though you don't care.

 

[tonydead]

Hey fellas. This is a relatively new alias. Anywho, I don't really drink anymore. Just thought I'd let you all know, even though you don't care.

Go away............. I don't drink posts in the drunk thread...............Hey...look at me!!!I'm getting hammered on the high life after several buckets of bud-bud light. Tonight is looking good...........waz up?????????????

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just woke up from a 4 hour nap. I started drinking Thursday evening and I'm just now starting to sober up.

Golf outing this morning and I showed up still drunk from last night. 2 beers in and it was like I hadn't missed a beat.

 

[The Z Machine]

Just now sobering up after drawing my sorrows in a few pitchers after the US game today.

 

[strykerpks]

Hey fellas. This is a relatively new alias. Anywho, I don't really drink anymore. Just thought I'd let you all know, even though you don't care.

Rookie

 

[strykerpks]

#######mit i cant see

 

[kevzilla]

I spent the evening in the company of a recovering alsoholic.

I'm recovering now.

 

[kevzilla]

#######mit i cant see

What are you drinking, car-radiator moonshine?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

#######mit i cant see

Dude, it might sound delicious but rubbing alcohol should not be consumed.

 

[T-shirt Ninja]

Hey fellas. This is a relatively new alias. Anywho, I don't really drink anymore. Just thought I'd let you all know, even though you don't care.

Go away............. I don't drink posts in the drunk thread...............Hey...look at me!!!I'm getting hammered on the high life after several buckets of bud-bud light. Tonight is looking good...........waz up?????????????

I've never seen you in the FFA before, so go ear #### yourself, assnose.

 

[YSR]

Hey fellas. This is a relatively new alias. Anywho, I don't really drink anymore. Just thought I'd let you all know, even though you don't care.

Go away............. I don't drink posts in the drunk thread...............Hey...look at me!!!I'm getting hammered on the high life after several buckets of bud-bud light. Tonight is looking good...........waz up?????????????

I've never seen you in the FFA before, so go ear #### yourself, assnose.

You're using this alias without authorization, so let's please keep it clean.

 

[UniAlias]

pray for me

holllly ####

 

[strykerpks]

#######mit i cant see

What are you drinking, car-radiator moonshine?

Holy shucks. Is sunday ant I still cant see.scrotum labia verginer flaps

 

[strykerpks]

Someone call me

 

[Zow]

Someone call me

Never saved your number.

 

[kevzilla]

You're killing me, Whitey.

 

[strykerpks]

I got 15 minutes left. Damn Mondays....theyh pretty much suck

 

[kevzilla]

On the plus side, you inspired me to have a nightcap I wasn't going to have. Cheers!

 

[strykerpks]

On the plus side, you inspired me to have a nightcap I wasn't going to have. Cheers!

Who? What?

 

[kevzilla]

Hope your vision returns soon. I'm going to use a pleasant buzz as an excuse to go to sleep for once.

 

[T-shirt Ninja]

Hey fellas. This is a relatively new alias. Anywho, I don't really drink anymore. Just thought I'd let you all know, even though you don't care.

Go away............. I don't drink posts in the drunk thread...............Hey...look at me!!!I'm getting hammered on the high life after several buckets of bud-bud light. Tonight is looking good...........waz up?????????????

I've never seen you in the FFA before, so go ear #### yourself, assnose.

You're using this alias without authorization, so let's please keep it clean.

I used your mother without authorization, also

 

[Seatown Mofos]

In. I can still see, but I feel like I have a little brain damage going on... gin for the win.

 

[Shtaym Syek]

mmmm scotch

 

[Oh Yes!]

i like how "drunk thread" automatically pops up in the search window.

 

[Oh Yes!]

oh jesus christ this place rqally went downhill

 

[doughboydeluxe]

In. I can still see, but I feel like I have a little brain damage going on... gin for the win.

GB the big breasted, tiny everything else waitress we had tonight

 

[TenTimes]

I'm on a boat

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

G'evening. How is everyone tonight?

 

[maxwelledison]

In. I can still see, but I feel like I have a little brain damage going on... gin for the win.

GB the big breasted, tiny everything else waitress we had tonight

Those girls are the best. And for the guys who bring their GFs to men's league games: thank you.

 

[kevzilla]

Release the Kraken!

I swear, this stuff is the high-water mark for human civilization.

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Release the Kraken!

I swear, this stuff is the high-water mark for human civilization.

:jealous:

The woman stopped on the way home, so I'm stuck with Bacardi gold. Not that it's bad, but it's no Kraken. Having a hard time not seeing double. But just warming up for this weekend. Don't want to be out of practice, spending the weekend with the inlaws. Inlaws are Puerto Rican, so I gotta be able to keep up on the rum. Their's and my favorite is Don Q. Stuff is delicious. Looking forward to blowing up the block an not even remembering it.

 

[Disco Stu]

Yes, have some.

Somebody remind me to update some #### tomorrow. www.ilikechicksandrumandboobs.com

 

[oukurt]

Searching for ex girlfriends on facebook and watching Smokey and the Bandit. Suck it.

 

[boom king]

Release the Kraken!

I swear, this stuff is the high-water mark for human civilization.

i like to mix half kraken, half captain with some diet cherry vanilla dr pepper. only when im feeling a little gay

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Blackdot for later.

 

[Thorn]

Blackdot for later.

laceholder:

 

[kevzilla]

Yes, have some.

Somebody remind me to update some #### tomorrow. www.ilikechicksandrumandboobs.com

Consider this your reminder. That URL is gold, Jerry, gold!

 

[Hastur]

Am I allowed to post in here if I'm on some pretty decent pain meds?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Am I allowed to post in here if I'm on some pretty decent pain meds?

Pretty sure the "pill thread" and the "high thread" were axed so why the hell not

 

[oukurt]

Am I allowed to post in here if I'm on some pretty decent pain meds?

What you taking?Pain meds > Alcohol

 

[kevzilla]

It says right there in the warnings: "Alcohol may intensify effect."

Awesome, thanks!

 

[Hastur]

Am I allowed to post in here if I'm on some pretty decent pain meds?

What you taking?Pain meds > Alcohol

Don't remember. I'm liking them just fine though, and I don't gotta get up to pee every 10 minutes either!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Am I allowed to post in here if I'm on some pretty decent pain meds?

What you taking?Pain meds > Alcohol

Don't remember. I'm liking them just fine though, and I don't gotta get up to pee every 10 minutes either!

Then you're not drinking enough

 

[Hastur]

Am I allowed to post in here if I'm on some pretty decent pain meds?

What you taking?Pain meds > Alcohol

Don't remember. I'm liking them just fine though, and I don't gotta get up to pee every 10 minutes either!

Then you're not drinking enough

Thats why I asked if could be in here. I'm not currently drinking. The pain meds are for a kidney malfunction and can't drink right now. I'm tellin ya though, I almost don't care.

 

[jamny]