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Official Drunk Thread (4 Viewers)

Am I allowed to post in here if I'm on some pretty decent pain meds?
What you taking?Pain meds > Alcohol
Don't remember. I'm liking them just fine though, and I don't gotta get up to pee every 10 minutes either!
Then you're not drinking enough
Thats why I asked if could be in here. I'm not currently drinking. The pain meds are for a kidney malfunction and can't drink right now. :sadbanana: I'm tellin ya though, I almost don't care.
Ooof nevermind. I thought you were talking like oxy or vikes or something for pain. Don't #### with the kidney meds
 
moment of silence for strykrepkersksies who will be away from us for the next 18 months, give or take. Godspeed, GB

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moment of silence for strykrepkersksies who will be away from us for the next 18 months, give or take. Godspeed, GB:thumbup:
He tells me that he really wishes he could be here but he's officially "All In" and must tend to his fiancee. He thanks his fans but he will be back after the marraige, honeymoon and probably first kid :sadbanana:
 
We should set up a rotating schedule to test the limits of the language filter in the middle of the night. That is strykerpks's gig.

 
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screw it, im done if strykerpks isnt around. might as well help the gf with her undesirable need to satisly my dongo. :goodposting:
I am his ambassador for the next year and a half...hes here as a "guest" but is passing encrypted notes to me
can you just use Oh Yes! so nobody gets confuesd'?
Then I'd have to do art for people and my best effort is my LeBron masterpiece
close enough, hows the enggement (if you dont mind me asking)?. i got some pretty serious either lets have a baby or get married drunk talk tonight
 
screw it, im done if strykerpks isnt around. might as well help the gf with her undesirable need to satisly my dongo. :goodposting:
I am his ambassador for the next year and a half...hes here as a "guest" but is passing encrypted notes to me
can you just use Oh Yes! so nobody gets confuesd'?
Then I'd have to do art for people and my best effort is my LeBron masterpiece
close enough, hows the enggement (if you dont mind me asking)?. i got some pretty serious either lets have a baby or get married drunk talk tonight
Believe it or not, great. It's going to be 3 hours away in her home town so she, and her mother have taken care of just about all of the majpor stuff. We have the date, church, priest, hall, caterer, hotels, photographer, singer, photo booth, DJ, videographer, weddign party and colors all lined up.PM me if you need

All I have to do in the next year is say "Yes Dear" to the rest ofthe bull ####.

 
I don't drink but #### FullTilt. So tired of getting ####### every time after I get all in way ahead. #### you fulltilt cheatin ### site

 
Believe it or not, great. It's going to be 3 hours away in her home town so she, and her mother have taken care of just about all of the majpor stuff. We have the date, church, priest, hall, caterer, hotels, photographer, singer, photo booth, DJ, videographer, weddign party and colors all lined up.PM me if you needAll I have to do in the next year is say "Yes Dear" to the rest ofthe bull ####.
not gona lie, all that sucks. terrifying actually
 
oh man, she was drunk and said she wants to get hitched or have a kid because she doesnt want to wait to long to get going.

we're 26

 
Believe it or not, great. It's going to be 3 hours away in her home town so she, and her mother have taken care of just about all of the majpor stuff. We have the date, church, priest, hall, caterer, hotels, photographer, singer, photo booth, DJ, videographer, weddign party and colors all lined up.PM me if you needAll I have to do in the next year is say "Yes Dear" to the rest ofthe bull ####.
not gona lie, all that sucks. terrifying actually
I just smile....mostly because Im drunk but it seems to work
 
Believe it or not, great. It's going to be 3 hours away in her home town so she, and her mother have taken care of just about all of the majpor stuff. We have the date, church, priest, hall, caterer, hotels, photographer, singer, photo booth, DJ, videographer, weddign party and colors all lined up.PM me if you needAll I have to do in the next year is say "Yes Dear" to the rest ofthe bull ####.
not gona lie, all that sucks. terrifying actually
I just smile....mostly because Im drunk but it seems to work
i do that, only because shes been watching me drink for hours...
 
moment of silence for strykrepkersksies who will be away from us for the next 18 months, give or take. Godspeed, GB:goodposting:
Good riddance. I just found out through chatting with this Bromkowitz fella that Styperkiss was the one sending me creepy PMs about a year ago.
 
moment of silence for strykrepkersksies who will be away from us for the next 18 months, give or take. Godspeed, GB:lmao:
Good riddance. I just found out through chatting with this Bromkowitz fella that Styperkiss was the one sending me creepy PMs about a year ago.
jealousto be fair im on my 3rd mason jar of captain.
I'll send some steamy PMs if you wantAnd forget Homer...hes busy
 
moment of silence for strykrepkersksies who will be away from us for the next 18 months, give or take. Godspeed, GB:lmao:
Good riddance. I just found out through chatting with this Bromkowitz fella that Styperkiss was the one sending me creepy PMs about a year ago.
jealousto be fair im on my 3rd mason jar of captain.
I'll send some steamy PMs if you wantAnd forget Homer...hes busy
listen, you and i both know the answer to me wanting steamy pms. this thread is a shell
 
screw it, im done if strykerpks isnt around. might as well help the gf with her undesirable need to satisly my dongo. :confused:
I am his ambassador for the next year and a half...hes here as a "guest" but is passing encrypted notes to me
can you just use Oh Yes! so nobody gets confuesd'?
Then I'd have to do art for people and my best effort is my LeBron masterpiece
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
About to go to a forced 4th of July function with people I don't like. I'll be back.

 
About to go to a forced 4th of July function with people I don't like. I'll be back.
Same here, dude. I don't do well at all with the wife's family. I'd rather stay home do my ff research, watch nascar, drink jameson's, watch baseball, drink, watch golf, drink jameson's.....you get teh picture :blackdot:
 
Dam, just finished the last of my jamesons. now have to resort to military special blend whiskey from the Patrick AFB package store. since i'm stuck home alone and drunk with no access to a vehicle it'll have to do

 
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Thinkin' about walking to local biker bar to hang out , but got blasted there last week and wife is still pissed about that one. Am I whipped? or should I go and just say F it

 
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Dam, just finished the last of my jamesons. now have to resort to military special blend whiskey from the Patrick AFB package store. since i'm stuck home alone and drunk with no access to a vehicle it'll have to do
EUREKA!! Just found my old flask and its half full of some old aged jameson's...prolly from my bday in feb. Life is good again. This military special whiskey blend is just plain bad....or am I just not drunk enough yet?
 

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