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Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

About to go to a forced 4th of July function with people I don't like. I'll be back.
Same here, dude. I don't do well at all with the wife's family. I'd rather stay home do my ff research, watch nascar, drink jameson's, watch baseball, drink, watch golf, drink jameson's.....you get teh picture :lmao:
Done with that cluster (only took a 12 pack)... on to friends house, should be much betters.
 
Unfamiliar with this Svedka business.. not a big vodka drinker, bought some Tito's to have at home which hasn't been touched yet.. Heard it was good but it was pretty cheap so I'm not sure :blackdot:

I've been putting off going to sleep in exhcnage for drinking more for the last 2 hours, god work is going to suck t omorrow

 
Unfamiliar with this Svedka business.. not a big vodka drinker, bought some Tito's to have at home which hasn't been touched yet.. Heard it was good but it was pretty cheap so I'm not sure :blackdot:I've been putting off going to sleep in exhcnage for drinking more for the last 2 hours, god work is going to suck t omorrow
The day after always sucks! Why do we do this to ourselves??!!
 
This was tough to find. Weekend starts on Thursday, then a three day weekend, so drinking tonight probably wasn't necessary. But it was a buddy's birthday, so what can you do? :rolleyes:

 
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Flying to my best college bud's wedding in 5 hours. Words can't express...

That is, if they let me on the flight :thumbup:

 
I did my best to stay away from this thread this weekend...I could say that about a few threads so as not to get the banhammer again

It sucks when I get 5 minutes on the old lady's computer each night

Drunk...goodnight

 
I did my best to stay away from this thread this weekend...I could say that about a few threads so as not to get the banhammer again

It sucks when I get 5 minutes on the old lady's computer each night

Drunk...goodnight

 
I did my best to stay away from this thread this weekend...I could say that about a few threads so as not to get the banhammer againIt sucks when I get 5 minutes on the old lady's computer each nightDrunk...goodnight
man ive been hammered all night. god bless you.
I've got 4 1/2 minutes left
nipple ### ### clit
goodpostingSomeone wanna throw $500 my way for a new laptop?
 
Ummmm, I went to meet a couple of co-workers for lunch at noon.

I think I need to elaborate on the term co-workers though. One guy has been one of my best friends since kindergarten. The other guy is his brother, kind of my boss, who I'm also very good friends with. He is also one of my brother's best friends and they used to beat me mercilessly when I was a child.

Anyway, I met these two goons for lunch and both of them had a beer sitting in front of them when I walked in. Now, the thing is, this NEVER happens. We're all drunks, so we know better than to even start. Except for today.

Long story short, like nine other guys showed up and I've been drinking heavily since noon. My one buddy is having the rest of the drunks over for a cookout shortly, and I'm going to be blind by midnight.

Life is good. :mellow:

P and S I'm back at the office drinking a beer and smoking a smokey. Tasty!

 
Ummmm, I went to meet a couple of co-workers for lunch at noon.I think I need to elaborate on the term co-workers though. One guy has been one of my best friends since kindergarten. The other guy is his brother, kind of my boss, who I'm also very good friends with. He is also one of my brother's best friends and they used to beat me mercilessly when I was a child.Anyway, I met these two goons for lunch and both of them had a beer sitting in front of them when I walked in. Now, the thing is, this NEVER happens. We're all drunks, so we know better than to even start. Except for today.Long story short, like nine other guys showed up and I've been drinking heavily since noon. My one buddy is having the rest of the drunks over for a cookout shortly, and I'm going to be blind by midnight.Life is good. :mellow:P and S I'm back at the office drinking a beer and smoking a smokey. Tasty!
Are you filing the reports?
 
Ummmm, I went to meet a couple of co-workers for lunch at noon.I think I need to elaborate on the term co-workers though. One guy has been one of my best friends since kindergarten. The other guy is his brother, kind of my boss, who I'm also very good friends with. He is also one of my brother's best friends and they used to beat me mercilessly when I was a child.Anyway, I met these two goons for lunch and both of them had a beer sitting in front of them when I walked in. Now, the thing is, this NEVER happens. We're all drunks, so we know better than to even start. Except for today.Long story short, like nine other guys showed up and I've been drinking heavily since noon. My one buddy is having the rest of the drunks over for a cookout shortly, and I'm going to be blind by midnight.Life is good. :confused:P and S I'm back at the office drinking a beer and smoking a smokey. Tasty!
Are you filing the reports?
Working on the Penske file.
 
Homer J Simpson said:
Ummmm, I went to meet a couple of co-workers for lunch at noon.I think I need to elaborate on the term co-workers though. One guy has been one of my best friends since kindergarten. The other guy is his brother, kind of my boss, who I'm also very good friends with. He is also one of my brother's best friends and they used to beat me mercilessly when I was a child.Anyway, I met these two goons for lunch and both of them had a beer sitting in front of them when I walked in. Now, the thing is, this NEVER happens. We're all drunks, so we know better than to even start. Except for today.Long story short, like nine other guys showed up and I've been drinking heavily since noon. My one buddy is having the rest of the drunks over for a cookout shortly, and I'm going to be blind by midnight.Life is good. :towelwave:P and S I'm back at the office drinking a beer and smoking a smokey. Tasty!
Update?
 
I just had to over enunciate my address to the cabbie.

Apparently the first time it came out as twotwowaensyoarjwtreseet.

Oops.

 
Homer J Simpson said:
Ummmm, I went to meet a couple of co-workers for lunch at noon.I think I need to elaborate on the term co-workers though. One guy has been one of my best friends since kindergarten. The other guy is his brother, kind of my boss, who I'm also very good friends with. He is also one of my brother's best friends and they used to beat me mercilessly when I was a child.Anyway, I met these two goons for lunch and both of them had a beer sitting in front of them when I walked in. Now, the thing is, this NEVER happens. We're all drunks, so we know better than to even start. Except for today.Long story short, like nine other guys showed up and I've been drinking heavily since noon. My one buddy is having the rest of the drunks over for a cookout shortly, and I'm going to be blind by midnight.Life is good. :banned:P and S I'm back at the office drinking a beer and smoking a smokey. Tasty!
Update?
Went home about 1am, booted all over the bathroom, and passed out. :thumbup:
 
Homer J Simpson said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Ummmm, I went to meet a couple of co-workers for lunch at noon.I think I need to elaborate on the term co-workers though. One guy has been one of my best friends since kindergarten. The other guy is his brother, kind of my boss, who I'm also very good friends with. He is also one of my brother's best friends and they used to beat me mercilessly when I was a child.Anyway, I met these two goons for lunch and both of them had a beer sitting in front of them when I walked in. Now, the thing is, this NEVER happens. We're all drunks, so we know better than to even start. Except for today.Long story short, like nine other guys showed up and I've been drinking heavily since noon. My one buddy is having the rest of the drunks over for a cookout shortly, and I'm going to be blind by midnight.Life is good. :banned:P and S I'm back at the office drinking a beer and smoking a smokey. Tasty!
Update?
Went home about 1am, booted all over the bathroom, and passed out. :goodposting:
:lmao: :lmao: Atta boyHeading out of town after work tonight. Got a poker run on Lake Wisconsin tomorrow. Bloody's at 9 then get on the boat at noon. I should be a steamy pile by 1. :shrug:Last time we did this my old lady didn't talk to me for 4 days. Something about ogling bikinis and not paying attention to her...I don't know I wasn't listening.
 
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Heading out to a friends for the 4th weekend in a row to continue work on installing ceramic tile in his basement. Last week we were drunk by midnight Friday and up again for work by 7:00 AM Saturday. I then installed about 250 - 270 ceramic tiles over Sat-Sun. This weekend I'll be using the wet-saw to finish of the edges of the main room. It's my sincere intention to get blitzed by midnight again tonight. Then get up early for a long day of work.

:goodposting: :) :banned: :banned: :banned: :banned: :banned: :banned: :banned: :banned:

 
I actually started drinking at 1:00 AM because I'm pissed at my boyfriend and can't sleep. And now here I am.

 
Released the Kraken tonight because I tweaked my back in the gym. The first three rounds were ineffective. Going to try one more.
 

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