Official Drunk Thread (5 Viewers)

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Worst wedding ever tonight.

I had an hour to type my dissertation on the cessation of the "Sig worthy posts" thread but I decided to not get banned.

AC/DC on Blu Ray at level 80/100 is insane. The loudest concert I've ever been to has turnedinto the loudest Blu Ray I have....and it's still "just" a DVD.

I'll be here til the end of "Live at Donington"

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

The bad news: I drank the last of the Sailor Jerry by halftime of the Packer game.The good news: I bought some Redrum in anticipation of this situation. Next man up!

Pro Tip: Never.....EVER run out of any booze during a Packer game.Rookie

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Pro Tip: Never.....EVER run out of any booze during a Packer game

The second best QB in your franchise is named Lynn.A boy named Lynn.

 

[kevzilla]

The bad news: I drank the last of the Sailor Jerry by halftime of the Packer game.The good news: I bought some Redrum in anticipation of this situation. Next man up!

Pro Tip: Never.....EVER run out of any booze during a Packer game.Rookie

I wasn't out, Coach, I just switched flavors.

 

[kevzilla]

Pro Tip: Never.....EVER run out of any booze during a Packer game

The second best QB in your franchise is named Lynn.A boy named Lynn.

You must be referring to Matt Flynn. Since this is the Drunk Thread, I'll give you a pass.

 

[parasaurolophus]

The bad news: I drank the last of the Sailor Jerry by halftime of the Packer game.The good news: I bought some Redrum in anticipation of this situation. Next man up!

Pro Tip: Never.....EVER run out of any booze during a Packer game.Rookie

It's just the preseason. Time to work out all the kinks.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I blew a .222 tonight

Thats a lot of 2's.

GB of mine had a party and his sheriff friend brought his PBT. A great party favor BTW. Until the "21" year old started getting drunk. She grabbed my crotch and said "I can make you leave your fiancee"

I am a strong willed man.

Someone kill me. I wanted to hit .3

 

[kevzilla]

Dude, if you get much past .3, you're not gonna need any help.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Dude, if you get much past .3, you're not gonna need any help.

Maybe, for a rookie

 

[kevzilla]

Dude, if you get much past .3, you're not gonna need any help.

Maybe, for a rookie

OK boss, you win. I'm a rookie. I've only been walking into liquor stores for 33 years. I defer to your judgment on all things inebriated.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Dude, if you get much past .3, you're not gonna need any help.

Maybe, for a rookie

OK boss, you win. I'm a rookie. I've only been walking into liquor stores for 33 years. I defer to your judgment on all things inebriated.

I'm just playin. Damn, didnt think the drunk thread got so sentitiveAt any rate, I have no beer so I m drinking peach vodka and sunkist.

 

[shut it down]

I'm thinking about pouring myself an orange juice.

 

[kevzilla]

No worries. And I'm drinking Redrum. It's already mixed with fruit juices and only 70 proof. It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited.



:turnsinmancard:

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I'm thinking about pouring myself an orange juice.

You're more than welcome to participate in this thread, but leave that sort of bull snot at the door. Just misspel a few words and we won't know any betterTIA

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

No worries. And I'm drinking Redrum. It's already mixed with fruit juices and only 70 proof. It's like there's a party in my mouth, and everyone's invited. :turnsinmancard:

No problem. We all drink chick drinks when we have no other choices eachvodkaandsunkist:

 

[YSR]

Dude, if you get much past .3, you're not gonna need any help.

Maybe, for a rookie

OK boss, you win. I'm a rookie. I've only been walking into liquor stores for 33 years. I defer to your judgment on all things inebriated.

I'm just playin. Damn, didnt think the drunk thread got so sentitiveAt any rate, I have no beer so I m drinking peach vodka and sunkist.

You ran out of beer on a Saturday night?Rookie

 

[Statorama]

Too drunk to post last night...Young's Double Chocolate stout is my new friend.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Dude, if you get much past .3, you're not gonna need any help.

Maybe, for a rookie

OK boss, you win. I'm a rookie. I've only been walking into liquor stores for 33 years. I defer to your judgment on all things inebriated.

I'm just playin. Damn, didnt think the drunk thread got so sentitiveAt any rate, I have no beer so I m drinking peach vodka and sunkist.

You ran out of beer on a Saturday night?Rookie

PshawI ran out of beer on Thursday....but I had a full weekend of drinking ahead of me but didn't take int o account home drinking.Plus I blew a legit .222 and no one comments on that PS .188 tonight

 

[Radio Free Homer]

Tended bar tonight. Had to fight to keep myself at a 2 beers per hour pace, and was doing well for a while.

But then a buddy showed up, and then a few chicks I used to work with that are smoking hot and total drunks. Those las couple hours got ugly. Fast.\\And there's a new 22-year-old chick, friend of a friend, that is all over my ####. We're supposed to go out tomorrow night for drinks.

Home safely and pounding more beers. God bless America.

 

[Radio Free Homer]

PshawI ran out of beer on Thursday....but I had a full weekend of drinking ahead of me but didn't take int o account home drinking.Plus I blew a legit .222 and no one comments on that PS .188 tonight

Back in high school I used to count how many drinks I had in a night. Just sayin'.

 

[kevzilla]

Page 7? Seriously? Anyway, live music at the Shady Grove + radio station tab =

I still count my drinks when I'm in charge of getting myself home.

 

[Disco Stu]

Work is going to suck.

 

[Dungeon Master]

whoa

 

[KGB]

I'm recently unemployed. IN!

 

[kevzilla]

I'm recently unemployed. IN!

Welcome to the party, pal!/McClane

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

:crack:

 

[Clifton]

Drank at the neighborhood bar last night after stopping at the hippie bar. Got pretty lit up. Almost crashed into a few parked motorcycles taking a turn...stopped about two feet short. Probably should have just walked home. Feeling hung-over. Haven't experience this feeling in a LONG time.

 

[Radio Free Homer]

:crack:

I think I might have to join you. I'm tired as hell though, so don't take advantage if I pass out early.

 

[KGB]

I'm recently unemployed. IN!

Welcome to the party, pal!/McClane

I'll bring the twinkies and smokes

 

[Zow]

I'm recently unemployed. IN!

Sounds like a Laughlin trip is in order!I'll see ya there tomorrow. Stuck going to Gary Allen

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

:crack:

I think I might have to join you. I'm tired as hell though, so don't take advantage if I pass out early.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hey guys.

Took a perc with a beer and downed a whiskey. Working on my 2nd one now.

My head still hurts, this sucks.

I'm drinking until I feel no pain.

 

[YSR]

Hey guys.Took a perc with a beer and downed a whiskey. Working on my 2nd one now.My head still hurts, this sucks.I'm drinking until I feel no pain.

You should be working on your wife.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hey guys.Took a perc with a beer and downed a whiskey. Working on my 2nd one now.My head still hurts, this sucks.I'm drinking until I feel no pain.

You should be working on your wife.

All in due time. Plus the boys are still up.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Hey guys.

Took a perc with a beer and downed a whiskey. Working on my 2nd one now.

My head still hurts, this sucks.

I'm drinking until I feel no pain.

You should be working on your wife.

All in due time. Plus the boys are still up.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hey guys.

Took a perc with a beer and downed a whiskey. Working on my 2nd one now.

My head still hurts, this sucks.

I'm drinking until I feel no pain.

You should be working on your wife.

All in due time. Plus the boys are still up.

Sorry,our sons are still up.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"I collect pictures of cakes that I clip out of magazines."

"What's your favorite cake?"

"I don't like cake, too sweet."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"I'm used to humiliation but not in front of a crowd that size."

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

In before "You poor dumb *******"

I just found out I'm going to miss football on Sunday. Apparently an outing to the freaking Brewer game was planned back in April.

Pretty sure I'm going to get silly drunk to get even with her.

:(

 

[KGB]

I'm recently unemployed. IN!

Sounds like a Laughlin trip is in order!I'll see ya there tomorrow. Stuck going to Gary Allen

A Laughlin trip when recently unemployed would be either the best or worst thing ever. Either way i may need a Lawyer soon, so keep your PMs cleared :(

 

[St. Louis Bob]

In before "You poor dumb *******"I just found out I'm going to miss football on Sunday. Apparently an outing to the freaking Brewer game was planned back in April.Pretty sure I'm going to get silly drunk to get even with her.

I'm totally sreious here, go to the event but tell her you watch football on Sunday. Don't give an inch. Set precedent now. I know what I'm taking about.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

In before "You poor dumb *******"I just found out I'm going to miss football on Sunday. Apparently an outing to the freaking Brewer game was planned back in April.Pretty sure I'm going to get silly drunk to get even with her.

I'm totally sreious here, go to the event but tell her you watch football on Sunday. Don't give an inch. Set precedent now. I know what I'm taking about.

She knows. I set that precedent on our 4th date which was 9 hours of Sunday football in my living room with 5 GBs. She didn't even realize it was this weekend until today. She apologized and actually gave me an out but I just got one of those new fancy Droid phones so I'll be ok. Plus there's a ton of food and free beer for 8 horus.DId I just sound like Woz there? Be back in a few miuntes. I'm about to get laid

 

[kevzilla]

Toothache on a Friday evening. No prospects for a dentist till Monday. Plus, I have a full weekend planned.

Rum + Orabase will have to do for tonight. Tomorrow I'll load in as many Vikes as it takes.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

 

[kevzilla]

Update: I swilled about six oz. of Redrum, ran some lukewarm water, and started digging around in a wisdom tooth. Removed what I think used to be popcorn. Either that, or I had Rosemary's Baby in there.

There was a lot of blood. But the pain is receding already. The buzz may take longer.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

Update: I swilled about six oz. of Redrum, ran some lukewarm water, and started digging around in a wisdom tooth. Removed what I think used to be popcorn. Either that, or I had Rosemary's Baby in there.There was a lot of blood. But the pain is receding already. The buzz may take longer.

You're ####### nuts

 

[Rohn Jambo]

In before "You poor dumb *******"

I just found out I'm going to miss football on Sunday. Apparently an outing to the freaking Brewer game was planned back in April.

Pretty sure I'm going to get silly drunk to get even with her.

I'm totally sreious here, go to the event but tell her you watch football on Sunday. Don't give an inch. Set precedent now. I know what I'm taking about.

She knows. I set that precedent on our 4th date which was 9 hours of Sunday football in my living room with 5 GBs. She didn't even realize it was this weekend until today. She apologized and actually gave me an out but I just got one of those new fancy Droid phones so I'll be ok. Plus there's a ton of food and free beer for 8 horus.DId I just sound like Woz there?

Be back in a few miuntes. I'm about to get laid

I'd be demanding a different kind of out

 

[kevzilla]

Update: I swilled about six oz. of Redrum, ran some lukewarm water, and started digging around in a wisdom tooth. Removed what I think used to be popcorn. Either that, or I had Rosemary's Baby in there.There was a lot of blood. But the pain is receding already. The buzz may take longer.

You're ####### nuts

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

In before "You poor dumb *******"

I just found out I'm going to miss football on Sunday. Apparently an outing to the freaking Brewer game was planned back in April.

Pretty sure I'm going to get silly drunk to get even with her.

I'm totally sreious here, go to the event but tell her you watch football on Sunday. Don't give an inch. Set precedent now. I know what I'm taking about.

She knows. I set that precedent on our 4th date which was 9 hours of Sunday football in my living room with 5 GBs. She didn't even realize it was this weekend until today. She apologized and actually gave me an out but I just got one of those new fancy Droid phones so I'll be ok. Plus there's a ton of food and free beer for 8 horus.DId I just sound like Woz there?

Be back in a few miuntes. I'm about to get laid

I'd be demanding a different kind of out

What, liek the back of a Volkswagon?

 

[Radio Free Homer]

Update: I swilled about six oz. of Redrum, ran some lukewarm water, and started digging around in a wisdom tooth. Removed what I think used to be popcorn. Either that, or I had Rosemary's Baby in there.There was a lot of blood. But the pain is receding already. The buzz may take longer.

You're ####### nuts

Self-surgery is the BEST surgery!