Samuel L Bronkowitz
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Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)
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Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Enough about the country...more about the fight
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I may never post in this thread again. THe participashon is poop
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Finally, someone who caresSo is the spelling. Who cares?
BRONG
FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY
I just reported Bronkowitz accidentally because I was trying to report the heinous advertising thing between the first and second posts and saw the report button there next to it. But it was for Samuel's post just above it, I think I drank too much, time for bed.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I got a day time out because of that.Not really. That's pretty funny though'BRONG said:
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Hammered on a Sunday.
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Ooops 4 putt
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I have an hour left to hammer down. Are you in? Bring some shenanigans to the table
Encyclopedia Brown
Footballguy
Casey McGehee!!
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
About time that ####er broke out of the schnide
Thorn
Footballguy
YSR
Footballguy
Not drunk. Just not sleeping much lately and figured I'd find some delinquents in here. What's up on that side?
Thorn
Footballguy
Actually similar. Wacky sleep cycles lately. Nothing like a little extra stress to foul everything up.Not drunk. Just not sleeping much lately and figured I'd find some delinquents in here. What's up on that side?
YSR
Footballguy
I've now poured a glass of wine to see if that helps with the sleeping.Actually similar. Wacky sleep cycles lately. Nothing like a little extra stress to foul everything up.Not drunk. Just not sleeping much lately and figured I'd find some delinquents in here. What's up on that side?
roblemdrinker:Bump for Disco Stu. Partaking again this year? Looking forward to the after party at Lotus this time, they had a really nice setup last year.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Took off today. Got two flats of flowers planted, the holes the dog dug in the yard filled, mulched around the patio and I'm getting my winter stuff packed up.
Just finished my first JD & 7up.
Just finished my first JD & 7up.
JbizzleMan
Footballguy
Have a 12 pack of Tiger beer chilling...Is it 5 O'clock yet?
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Phase II Operation Move: Complete
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
10X<Hey!
the moops
Footballguy
I had a few Miller High Life Lights left over from some party or something. :X
Hopped on my bike and went to the store in the snow (yes, it's ####### snowing here tonight
) and got some Surly Furious'. Yumm. These things are tasty and strong, and 16 ounces. 
Hopped on my bike and went to the store in the snow (yes, it's ####### snowing here tonight
) and got some Surly Furious'. Yumm. These things are tasty and strong, and 16 ounces.
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Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Bump for Disco Stu. Partaking again this year? Looking forward to the after party at Lotus this time, they had a really nice setup last year.
Yes they did. We were planning to go there even if it wasn't on our list.I'd keep an eye out for you if I knew what you looked like. Our group will be wearing ties... tacky Christmas ties (redundant?) and ugly brown mustard color shirts for my team. I may also be wearing a Santa hat. Haven't decided yet.We so excited... Bump for Disco Stu. Partaking again this year? Looking forward to the after party at Lotus this time, they had a really nice setup last year.
I'll be on the lookout for tacky ties and a santa hat. I'll be the drunk guy asking if you're "from the internet" most likely. Starting a little early this year, just opened the first beer and about to make margaritas. It's going to be a long day. Pray for me.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
It happened.
Sorry for the awkwardness, I was hammered. I've been getting a lot of #### from my friends because I "met a guy from the internet" at the pub crawl. 
Had one guy on my team get arrested for PI after wondering around my apartment complex without a shirt or shoes on.. I think that was before 11PM. We're already planning for the Austin crawl in August. We went last year and had a blast. I'm not sure if I could handle more than a few of these a year. 
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Fantastic, Stu and Uni
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Had a family party today. It was a celebration for every decade. My great uncle Pat's 80th, my dads 70th, aunts 60th, cousin's 50th, aunt and uncle's 40th anniversary, cousin's 30th, another cousin's 20th, niece's 10th and technically my 0 anniversary.....all being celebrated this year. Probably 30 relatives in one house, many whom I haven't seen in a while. Had quite a few beers and shared some good laughs with family...pretty sweet.
Uncle Pat is nicknamed "sump-pump". About 60 years ago, he was shooting pool with my dad, his dad and another of his brothers in my grandpa's basement. It was a Saturday night and they were putting down some serious beers. Apparently at one point, Uncle Pat slammed a beer and was pretty loud with the slurping. My grandpa says "WTF turned on the sump pump?" Everyone laughed like a *******. He was known as "Sump-pump" from then on...to everybody, including his church. When you have a nickname that even your priest calls you, and it originates from drinking beer...well that's just awesome.
Gee, I wonder where I get it from?
Uncle Pat is nicknamed "sump-pump". About 60 years ago, he was shooting pool with my dad, his dad and another of his brothers in my grandpa's basement. It was a Saturday night and they were putting down some serious beers. Apparently at one point, Uncle Pat slammed a beer and was pretty loud with the slurping. My grandpa says "WTF turned on the sump pump?" Everyone laughed like a *******. He was known as "Sump-pump" from then on...to everybody, including his church. When you have a nickname that even your priest calls you, and it originates from drinking beer...well that's just awesome.
Gee, I wonder where I get it from?
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
No worries there, we were all hammered. I had the attention span of a flea with ADHD. I'm glad you found me the second time, since I was slightly less distracted than the first time.
Somehow I had zero hangover the next day. Even got up at 8 to help the girlfriend move.
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Uni is in the background of the two shot/Shlitz pics I posted on facebook. He should have a couple of us together.Speaking of, Uni you should friend me on there.
Nearly an endless supply of light draft beer and Stu was drinking Schlitz out of a can.Uni is in the background of the two shot/Shlitz pics I posted on facebook. He should have a couple of us together.Speaking of, Uni you should friend me on there.
Actually not on FB. I'll see if I can upload pics somewhere. I look pretty goofy in them. I think Stu took one of me and a cute brunette chick, he really is smooth with the ladies. There is also a 10 second video of a bunch of crotches.. I think one of the girls couldn't figure out how to take a picture on my phone. Today hurts. My "only having a couple beers and going home" plan failed miserably.
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Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
Uni got to see a little negging when she struggled with the camera.'UniAlias said:Nearly an endless supply of light draft beer and Stu was drinking Schlitz out of a can.'Disco Stu said:Uni is in the background of the two shot/Shlitz pics I posted on facebook. He should have a couple of us together.Speaking of, Uni you should friend me on there.'Samuel L Bronkowitz said:
Today hurts. My "only having a couple beers and going home" plan failed miserably.
I just met her the night before, but she's cute. And engaged.That Schlitz was terrible. I drank maybe a third of it. 
Disco Stu
Confirmed FBGal
I don't even remember running into you again at the after party. From then on was a blur. Several times the next day I heard "don't you remember saying/seeing/etc..."Apparently we walked out of a restaurant because our food was taking too long. I guess the waitress was not happy. 
kevzilla
Footballguy
Nope, Lionel, sorry.Spurs are killing me slowly.
Gadzooks
Footballguy
This hurts. Drinking more will make it better.
