Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

[Keys Myaths]

Inception is really confusing after having a few scotches.

 

[gamera]

Gamera = known alias of a traoublemaker. Ban him.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Getting there. GB you bourbon.

What flavor?

Had a BIG Makers to start, going Maple Hill next. It has a bit more zing to it.

Makers is my staple.

Yep, perfect go-to.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Getting there. GB you bourbon.

What flavor?

Had a BIG Makers to start, going Maple Hill next. It has a bit more zing to it.

Oh haiFunny meeting you here

Hello, friend.

 

[Maggot Brain]

Been a while....but Jamesons is good

 

[guru_007]

hi guys

 

[Drifter]

Got some nice scotch today. Will be drunker shortly.

Flavor?

Glenmorangie Finealta. Creamy with a bit of a sharp finish. Amazing.

Good stuff. I wish I wasn't working. Which reminds me...Drifter, I'll be getting out of a meeting that is more likely than not going to be a total disaster, probably around 7:30 and headed toward the nearest bar, which might be Rock Bottom Brewery on 5th. I'll be the guy in a pink button down shirt (yes) drinking heavily at the bar and muttering to myself.

Completely missed this until right now. Probably couldn't have anyway as I have a business dinner tomorrow night and the wife gets upset when I'm out two nights in a row and she's stuck with the knee biters.Plus - Rock Bottom? They started in Denver. O-ver-rate-ed

 

[-fish-]

Got some nice scotch today. Will be drunker shortly.

Flavor?

Glenmorangie Finealta. Creamy with a bit of a sharp finish. Amazing.

Good stuff. I wish I wasn't working. Which reminds me...Drifter, I'll be getting out of a meeting that is more likely than not going to be a total disaster, probably around 7:30 and headed toward the nearest bar, which might be Rock Bottom Brewery on 5th. I'll be the guy in a pink button down shirt (yes) drinking heavily at the bar and muttering to myself.

Completely missed this until right now. Probably couldn't have anyway as I have a business dinner tomorrow night and the wife gets upset when I'm out two nights in a row and she's stuck with the knee biters.Plus - Rock Bottom? They started in Denver. O-ver-rate-ed

it sucks but it was a block from where the meeting was and they have booze. it was a total cluster####. I think that my firm is going to lose an opportunity to make a million dollar fee because the client is stupid.

 

[TexanFan02]

Gamera = known alias of a traoublemaker. Ban him.

Yeah. Screw a bunch of giant flying turtles that shoot fire.

 

[gamera]

Gamera = known alias of a traoublemaker. Ban him.

Yeah. Screw a bunch of giant flying turtles that shoot fire.

But...but...I'm the friend of all children!

 

[Gadzooks]

I have a drunken boner right now. Discuss?

 

[gamera]

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Tomorrow is my Friday, then a four day weekend. Two drinks down, one more? What say ye?

 

[Gadzooks]

Tomorrow is my Friday, then a four day weekend. Two drinks down, one more? What say ye?

Ye says yes.

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Tomorrow is my Friday, then a four day weekend. Two drinks down, one more? What say ye?

Ye says yes.

This really was a silly question... I can still see straight and type mostly legibly... OF COURSE I'm going to pour myself another! Be right back!

 

[Gadzooks]

Tomorrow is my Friday, then a four day weekend. Two drinks down, one more? What say ye?

Ye says yes.

This really was a silly question... I can still see straight and type mostly legibly... OF COURSE I'm going to pour myself another! Be right back!

Updated?

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Tomorrow is my Friday, then a four day weekend. Two drinks down, one more? What say ye?

Ye says yes.

This really was a silly question... I can still see straight and type mostly legibly... OF COURSE I'm going to pour myself another! Be right back!

Updated?

well, so much for that fifth!

 

[Abraham]

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Still have to change my avatar. Every time I post, I think I'm STL BOB!

 

[Seatown Mofos]

just finished that third drink... Is it bad that one of my drinks is approx. 1/4 of a fifth of booze? Is that too much math for the drunk thread?

 

[Tremendous Upside]

just finished that third drink... Is it bad that one of my drinks is approx. 1/4 of a fifth of booze? Is that too much math for the drunk thread?

LOOK AT MEE!!! I KNOW FRACTIONS!!!!!

 

[Seatown Mofos]

just finished that third drink... Is it bad that one of my drinks is approx. 1/4 of a fifth of booze? Is that too much math for the drunk thread?

LOOK AT MEE!!! I KNOW FRACTIONS!!!!!

Oh Come on! Like we aren't all nerds here... This is a fantasy football message board after all!!!1!1

 

[-fish-]

14 vodka tonics on a Wednesday night. That seems like a pretty good idea. Anyone else up?

 

[Tecumseh]

Bump. Just drunk dialed Homer. He's doing swell.

 

[Tecumseh]

You know you;re hammered when Jason Derulo is good music.

ETA: His "girlfriend" in the video is phenmoneal.

ETA part 2: I knew I wouldn't be able to spell that

Continuong: I started off on Toad the Wet sprocker. HTF did i get here?

 

[shamwow!]

Took some time off due to a crazy work schedule. Starting a 4 day bender methinks

 

[Frostillicus]

omegle.com

do it

 

[Tecumseh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1tufujnbzU&feature=youtu.be

 

[TexanFan02]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1tufujnbzU&feature=youtu.be

These videos always make me want to be a pseudo rapper. Just get some cameras and tell the girls they're going to be famous...

 

[shamwow!]

omegle.comdo it

Early 2010 called...they said they're all out of jerk

 

[shamwow!]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1tufujnbzU&feature=youtu.be

These videos always make me want to be a pseudo rapper. Just get some cameras and tell the girls they're going to be famous...

I never understood the "shaking the booty" thing

 

[TexanFan02]

omegle.comdo it

God that was creepy.

 

[shamwow!]

There's a good thread on omegle somewhere else.

Just read my contribution....

PS Thorn is on a mission tonight. Texted me a pic of CC, Smirnoff, Bacardi, Tanquerey, Tullemore Dew and Captain. Said "Pick my shot"

 

[Frostillicus]

Well I'm drunk. somebody do seomthing.

 

[shamwow!]

Well I'm drunk. somebody do seomthing.

I had sex on my couch earlier...again.I kind of like staying home on Fridays now with my old lady there

 

[YSR]

This is gonna hurt.

 

[shamwow!]

Hi

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Hi

I asked you a few pages ago what kind of drinking buddy did you think Paul Ryan would be?Paul is from Janesville.

 

[TexanFan02]

Was at Walgreens today and they had Big Flats beer for 2.99 a 6 pack. I resisted, but damn.

 

[shamwow!]

Hi

I asked you a few pages ago what kind of drinking buddy did you think Paul Ryan would be?Paul is from Janesville.

I just googled him. Politics do not belong in the drunk thread. TIA

 

[shamwow!]

Was at Walgreens today and they had Big Flats beer for 2.99 a 6 pack. I resisted, but damn.

I can still get 4 Loko for $2.29 a can.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

I just googled him. Politics do not belong in the drunk thread. TIA

Seriously?This guy is the most important politician from your state since Joe McCarthy.

 

[shamwow!]

I just googled him. Politics do not belong in the drunk thread. TIA

Seriously?This guy is the most important politician from your state since Joe McCarthy.

¿Que?

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

I just googled him. Politics do not belong in the drunk thread. TIA

Seriously?This guy is the most important politician from your state since Joe McCarthy.

¿Que?

Shirely Feeney or LaVerne Defazio

 

[shamwow!]

I just googled him. Politics do not belong in the drunk thread. TIA

Seriously?This guy is the most important politician from your state since Joe McCarthy.

¿Que?

Shirely Feeney or LaVerne Defazio

Shirley by far. Penny marhsall was never hot. You know how they say "never say never"? I'm saying never.

 

[Encyclopedia Brown]

Shirley by far. Penny marhsall was never hot. You know how they say "never say never"? I'm saying never.

LaVerne worked in a beer bottling plant. How could you resist?

 

[roadkill1292]

I learned today that I have a nephew who works as a taster for Clipper City Brewing Company. Was it weird that my first thought upon hearing that was "Hey, I know where there's a whole bunch of guys who might be impressed by this?"

GB family ties.

 

[Guster]

One 20 oz vodka and XXX Vitamin Water

One 20 oz rum and Drive Vitamin Water

One 20 oz summer shandy

= one happy guster

 

[JbizzleMan]

1 32oz margarita

1 glass of champagne

2 vodka sodas

Dinner still hasn't been served yet..

 

[Guster]

One 20 oz vodka and XXX Vitamin WaterOne 20 oz rum and Drive Vitamin WaterOne 20 oz summer shandy= one happy guster

Let's add another vodka and vitamin to the list...One more in the bag and the fireworks here start in 15. #winning