Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

[Frostillicus]

Nobody's had anything to drink in a week?

My neighbor was to come out and have drinks with and he stood me up. He invited me. WTFSo I'm here.

Wanna come over?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Almost there. Just got into the bourbon. Have had a few Surly Hells and a few Bell's Cherry Stouts.

Pray for me.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Nobody's had anything to drink in a week?

My neighbor was to come out and have drinks with and he stood me up. He invited me. WTFSo I'm here.

Wanna come over?

Would love to.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Almost there. Just got into the bourbon. Have had a few Surly Hells and a few Bell's Cherry Stouts.Pray for me.

T&P's

 

[mr. furley]

Have had a few Surly Hells

good choice

 

[Frostillicus]

Nobody's had anything to drink in a week?

My neighbor was to come out and have drinks with and he stood me up. He invited me. WTFSo I'm here.

Wanna come over?

Would love to.

Actually I wouldn't want you around the wife. From what I hear your animal magnetism would be too much for her to resist.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Nobody's had anything to drink in a week?

My neighbor was to come out and have drinks with and he stood me up. He invited me. WTFSo I'm here.

Wanna come over?

Would love to.

Actually I wouldn't want you around the wife. From what I hear your animal magnetism would be too much for her to resist.

If by "animal magnetism" you mean my special drink of NyQuil & Roofies, then

 

[Frostillicus]

Nobody's had anything to drink in a week?

My neighbor was to come out and have drinks with and he stood me up. He invited me. WTFSo I'm here.

Wanna come over?

Would love to.

Actually I wouldn't want you around the wife. From what I hear your animal magnetism would be too much for her to resist.

If by "animal magnetism" you mean my special drink of NyQuil & Roofies, then

I almost NyQuil'd my wife last night. She was sick but wouldn't take anything and felt miserable which, of course, meant I was miserable. If I could have figured out a way to slip it to her I would have. Kept trying to get her to have a glass of red wine and would have put it in there if she had ever acquiesced.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Almost there. Just got into the bourbon. Have had a few Surly Hells and a few Bell's Cherry Stouts.Pray for me.

T&P's

Watching REPO GAMES on the dvr.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Nobody's had anything to drink in a week?

My neighbor was to come out and have drinks with and he stood me up. He invited me. WTFSo I'm here.

Wanna come over?

Would love to.

Actually I wouldn't want you around the wife. From what I hear your animal magnetism would be too much for her to resist.

If by "animal magnetism" you mean my special drink of NyQuil & Roofies, then

I almost NyQuil'd my wife last night. She was sick but wouldn't take anything and felt miserable which, of course, meant I was miserable. If I could have figured out a way to slip it to her I would have. Kept trying to get her to have a glass of red wine and would have put it in there if she had ever acquiesced.

Pretty decent plan. Personally, I would have put a Vicodin on my tongue and drop it down her throat as I romatically kiss her.I'm talking from your perspective now...

 

[Frostillicus]

Almost there. Just got into the bourbon. Have had a few Surly Hells and a few Bell's Cherry Stouts.Pray for me.

T&P's

Watching REPO GAMES on the dvr.

I don't think they serve those beers at Demori's. Fancy'ing it up tonight?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Almost there. Just got into the bourbon. Have had a few Surly Hells and a few Bell's Cherry Stouts.Pray for me.

T&P's

Watching REPO GAMES on the dvr.

I don't think they serve those beers at Demori's. Fancy'ing it up tonight?

Watched "The King's Speech" with the lady and got SLAUGHTERED.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Almost there. Just got into the bourbon. Have had a few Surly Hells and a few Bell's Cherry Stouts.Pray for me.

T&P's

Watching REPO GAMES on the dvr.

Nice. I have no idea what you are talking about but it sounds cool.

 

[Frostillicus]

Almost there. Just got into the bourbon. Have had a few Surly Hells and a few Bell's Cherry Stouts.Pray for me.

T&P's

Watching REPO GAMES on the dvr.

I don't think they serve those beers at Demori's. Fancy'ing it up tonight?

Watched "The King's Speech" with the lady and got SLAUGHTERED.

Makes sense. We watched Hall Pass and tried to drink as hard as we could to make it funny.Since we live 6 minutes from each other and that might even be high should we cornhole someday? Double date? Demoris? Dukes? Roddys?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Almost there. Just got into the bourbon. Have had a few Surly Hells and a few Bell's Cherry Stouts.Pray for me.

T&P's

Watching REPO GAMES on the dvr.

I don't think they serve those beers at Demori's. Fancy'ing it up tonight?

Watched "The King's Speech" with the lady and got SLAUGHTERED.

I need to see this. What did you thinkof the movie? And I have a follow up question. What were you drinking?

 

[Frostillicus]

Almost there. Just got into the bourbon. Have had a few Surly Hells and a few Bell's Cherry Stouts.Pray for me.

T&P's

Watching REPO GAMES on the dvr.

I don't think they serve those beers at Demori's. Fancy'ing it up tonight?

Watched "The King's Speech" with the lady and got SLAUGHTERED.

I need to see this. What did you thinkof the movie? And I have a follow up question. What were you drinking?

Read up, dummy.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Almost there. Just got into the bourbon. Have had a few Surly Hells and a few Bell's Cherry Stouts.Pray for me.

T&P's

Watching REPO GAMES on the dvr.

I don't think they serve those beers at Demori's. Fancy'ing it up tonight?

Watched "The King's Speech" with the lady and got SLAUGHTERED.

Makes sense. We watched Hall Pass and tried to drink as hard as we could to make it funny.Since we live 6 minutes from each other and that might even be high should we cornhole someday? Double date? Demoris? Dukes? Roddys?

Yes. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe?

 

[Frostillicus]

Almost there. Just got into the bourbon. Have had a few Surly Hells and a few Bell's Cherry Stouts.Pray for me.

T&P's

Watching REPO GAMES on the dvr.

I don't think they serve those beers at Demori's. Fancy'ing it up tonight?

Watched "The King's Speech" with the lady and got SLAUGHTERED.

Makes sense. We watched Hall Pass and tried to drink as hard as we could to make it funny.Since we live 6 minutes from each other and that might even be high should we cornhole someday? Double date? Demoris? Dukes? Roddys?

Yes. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe?

Swing?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Almost there. Just got into the bourbon. Have had a few Surly Hells and a few Bell's Cherry Stouts.Pray for me.

T&P's

Watching REPO GAMES on the dvr.

I don't think they serve those beers at Demori's. Fancy'ing it up tonight?

Watched "The King's Speech" with the lady and got SLAUGHTERED.

I need to see this. What did you thinkof the movie? And I have a follow up question. What were you drinking?

Firth was excellent, the movie was good, not great.3 Surly Hells2 Bell's Cherry Stouts2 Heinekens2 Michelob Golden Lights4-6oz of Maker's MarkI think that's the tally give or take.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Almost there. Just got into the bourbon. Have had a few Surly Hells and a few Bell's Cherry Stouts.Pray for me.

T&P's

Watching REPO GAMES on the dvr.

I don't think they serve those beers at Demori's. Fancy'ing it up tonight?

Watched "The King's Speech" with the lady and got SLAUGHTERED.

I need to see this. What did you thinkof the movie? And I have a follow up question. What were you drinking?

Read up, dummy.

I'm not stupid, I'm just slow brained.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Almost there. Just got into the bourbon. Have had a few Surly Hells and a few Bell's Cherry Stouts.Pray for me.

T&P's

Watching REPO GAMES on the dvr.

I don't think they serve those beers at Demori's. Fancy'ing it up tonight?

Watched "The King's Speech" with the lady and got SLAUGHTERED.

Makes sense. We watched Hall Pass and tried to drink as hard as we could to make it funny.Since we live 6 minutes from each other and that might even be high should we cornhole someday? Double date? Demoris? Dukes? Roddys?

Yes. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe?

Swing?

Do I have to wash my sheets?

 

[Frostillicus]

Almost there. Just got into the bourbon. Have had a few Surly Hells and a few Bell's Cherry Stouts.Pray for me.

T&P's

Watching REPO GAMES on the dvr.

I don't think they serve those beers at Demori's. Fancy'ing it up tonight?

Watched "The King's Speech" with the lady and got SLAUGHTERED.

Makes sense. We watched Hall Pass and tried to drink as hard as we could to make it funny.Since we live 6 minutes from each other and that might even be high should we cornhole someday? Double date? Demoris? Dukes? Roddys?

Yes. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe?

Swing?

Do I have to wash my sheets?

I have to assume in this sort of situation cleanliness goes right out the window.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Almost there. Just got into the bourbon. Have had a few Surly Hells and a few Bell's Cherry Stouts.Pray for me.

T&P's

Watching REPO GAMES on the dvr.

I don't think they serve those beers at Demori's. Fancy'ing it up tonight?

Watched "The King's Speech" with the lady and got SLAUGHTERED.

I need to see this. What did you thinkof the movie? And I have a follow up question. What were you drinking?

Firth was excellent, the movie was good, not great.3 Surly Hells2 Bell's Cherry Stouts2 Heinekens2 Michelob Golden Lights4-6oz of Maker's MarkI think that's the tally give or take.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

You guys ever do the "cat daddy" or "movin' like bernie (from weekend at bernie's)"? Good drunken humor right there.

 

[Frostillicus]

You guys ever do the "cat daddy" or "movin' like bernie (from weekend at bernie's)"? Good drunken humor right there.

say what now

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You guys ever do the "cat daddy" or "movin' like bernie (from weekend at bernie's)"? Good drunken humor right there.

say what now

Just took a pee next to a tree. The dog seemed impressed.

 

[Frostillicus]

You guys ever do the "cat daddy" or "movin' like bernie (from weekend at bernie's)"? Good drunken humor right there.

say what now

Just took a pee next to a tree. The dog seemed impressed.

These venison sticks are terrible.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

You guys ever do the "cat daddy" or "movin' like bernie (from weekend at bernie's)"? Good drunken humor right there.

say what now

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

You guys ever do the "cat daddy" or "movin' like bernie (from weekend at bernie's)"? Good drunken humor right there.

say what now

Just took a pee next to a tree. The dog seemed impressed.

My dog always seems angry when I pull up next to him.

 

[Frostillicus]

You guys ever do the "cat daddy" or "movin' like bernie (from weekend at bernie's)"? Good drunken humor right there.

say what now

cornhole canceled

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

You guys ever do the "cat daddy" or "movin' like bernie (from weekend at bernie's)"? Good drunken humor right there.

say what now

Well, then you definitely don't want to see the other one.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

You guys ever do the "cat daddy" or "movin' like bernie (from weekend at bernie's)"? Good drunken humor right there.

say what now

Just took a pee next to a tree. The dog seemed impressed.

These venison sticks are terrible.

What's the problem? Friends give me them, I lim em'.BTW I have a cousin that participates in the SO.

 

[Frostillicus]

You guys ever do the "cat daddy" or "movin' like bernie (from weekend at bernie's)"? Good drunken humor right there.

say what now

Just took a pee next to a tree. The dog seemed impressed.

These venison sticks are terrible.

What's the problem? Friends give me them, I lim em'.BTW I have a cousin that participates in the SO.

They just taste bad.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

You guys ever do the "cat daddy" or "movin' like bernie (from weekend at bernie's)"? Good drunken humor right there.

say what now

Just took a pee next to a tree. The dog seemed impressed.

These venison sticks are terrible.

What's the problem? Friends give me them, I lim em'.BTW I have a cousin that participates in the SO.

They just taste bad.

Wait, all of them? COME ON.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

You guys ever do the "cat daddy" or "movin' like bernie (from weekend at bernie's)"? Good drunken humor right there.

say what now

Your gal up? You should do the bernie right now...GO.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Jesus Shuttleworth?

Why don't we have a high thread btw? Not that I'm high now, but if I was I'd want to post in the high thread. Know what I mean? Seems proper.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Jesus Shuttleworth? Why don't we have a high thread btw? Not that I'm high now, but if I was I'd want to post in the high thread. Know what I mean? Seems proper.

Move along, Cheech.

 

[Kenny Powers]

Hammered and watching the Goonies. I can see myself 10 yrs from now saying the same thing, not good.

Hopefully the Goonies isnt on tomorrow

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Hammered and watching the Goonies. I can see myself 10 yrs from now saying the same thing, not good.Hopefully the Goonies isnt on tomorrow

Watching "The Three Amigos" now.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

Jesus Shuttleworth? Why don't we have a high thread btw? Not that I'm high now, but if I was I'd want to post in the high thread. Know what I mean? Seems proper.

Move along, Cheech.

Encino Man is on!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Shawshank

 

[gamera]

A Bucket of Blood on Elvira's Movie Macabre.

 

[Oh Yes!]

went to a Joliet Slammers game tonight. drank some beers, saw some fireworks. had the old lady drive me home. put her to bed. poured some capt. life is good

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If brooks would have gotten laid, he would have been fine.

 

[Doctor Detroit]

If brooks would have gotten laid, he would have been fine.

Pretty sure he was getting his fair share in the joint.No pun intended.

 

[Oh Yes!]

pretty sure clay matthrews is a homersexual.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

If brooks would have gotten laid, he would have been fine.

Pretty sure he was getting his fair share in the joint.No pun intended.

Pretty sure I'm related to Harvey The Rabbit.Oh Yes!,

 

[Oh Yes!]

big bob, godspeed

 

[Oh Yes!]

i cant even see straight.