Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

yo grungeif you're looking for a place to catch the games on sunday, I'll be 16th street sports bar near 16th street and glendale with a couple of my neighbors - drop by and i'll buy you a brew - i'm thinkin we need to get a local ffl together with some of the other phoenix guys...i'll have a bunch of fantasy crap and newspapers on the table and most likely be sitting right in the center of the bar. i also always wear a really stupid hawaiian shirt that has all the nfl helmets on it.cactus

cactus

huge fan of the non sequitir. Ranks alongside the faux indignation in my book.

I don't like the tone of your post, sir.

 

[cosjobs]

yo grungeif you're looking for a place to catch the games on sunday, I'll be 16th street sports bar near 16th street and glendale with a couple of my neighbors - drop by and i'll buy you a brew - i'm thinkin we need to get a local ffl together with some of the other phoenix guys...i'll have a bunch of fantasy crap and newspapers on the table and most likely be sitting right in the center of the bar. i also always wear a really stupid hawaiian shirt that has all the nfl helmets on it.cactus

cactus

huge fan of the non sequitir. Ranks alongside the faux indignation in my book.

I don't like the tone of your post, sir.

Then you have a cognition problem. I was just trying to add up how many cool points I was going to recommend.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

1 more point or rebound, Bosh!

Kiss. Of. Death.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Update?

Are you clicking random pages or are you going from page 1 to the end?

 

[cosjobs]

If I limit myself to 800 calories all day, then drink 3 bottles of wine that evening, will I make a dent in my morbid obesity? What if I cut it down to two bottles?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Update?

Are you clicking random pages or are you going from page 1 to the end?

Just one and 3 so far. So, random I guess. But I thought those two posts were significant.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

If I limit myself to 800 calories all day, then drink 3 bottles of wine that evening, will I make a dent in my morbid obesity? What if I cut it down to two bottles?

Maybe if you switched to the hard stuff. That's what I'm doing right now. 1100-1300 cals, close to half of it is bourbon.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Not sure I could limit myself to 800 calories in 6 hours

 

[cosjobs]

If I limit myself to 800 calories all day, then drink 3 bottles of wine that evening, will I make a dent in my morbid obesity? What if I cut it down to two bottles?

Maybe if you switched to the hard stuff. That's what I'm doing right now. 1100-1300 cals, close to half of it is bourbon.

that's only like 6-8 oz of bourbon, right? I guess one bottle would be about equal for 500-600 cal?not the buzz I have come to appreciate

 

[cosjobs]

Not sure I could limit myself to 800 calories in 6 hours

I can do it easily when I'm asleep. Waking hours are a challenge

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

If I limit myself to 800 calories all day, then drink 3 bottles of wine that evening, will I make a dent in my morbid obesity? What if I cut it down to two bottles?

Maybe if you switched to the hard stuff. That's what I'm doing right now. 1100-1300 cals, close to half of it is bourbon.

that's only like 6-8 oz of bourbon, right? I guess one bottle would be about equal for 500-600 cal?not the buzz I have come to appreciate

Yeah, I'm probably closer to 12oz today, but it's Friday right? Doing the low carb thing. I'm down 12lbs in 10 days. The real thing is I just don't drink beer, which is likely half the battle. Probably not drunk thread material. This message will self destruct in 5 mins.

I've had 1024 calories of beer in the last 4 hours alone.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Love you, Matt

I never counted it before. I've probably drank a trillion calories just in beer. I should take a look at that

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Love you, Matt

I never counted it before. I've probably drank a trillion calories just in beer. I should take a look at that

I'll drink to that.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Love you, Matt

I never counted it before. I've probably drank a trillion calories just in beer. I should take a look at that

I'll drink to that.

:banned;A trillion and 96

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Laid

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Laid

Crock pot chicken'd

 

[Max Power]

and these are the dead hours of the FFA. I sit here at work with nothing to do. Jealous of your drunk aholes.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

and these are the dead hours of the FFA. I sit here at work with nothing to do. Jealous of your drunk aholes.

Pretty sure we're jealous of you at 2pm on a Tuesday

 

[Max Power]

and these are the dead hours of the FFA. I sit here at work with nothing to do. Jealous of your drunk aholes.

Pretty sure we're jealous of you at 2pm on a Tuesday

That is about when I am rolling out of bed. But the only good thing about being off at 2pm on Tuesday is that no one is at Wal-mart.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

and these are the dead hours of the FFA. I sit here at work with nothing to do. Jealous of your drunk aholes.

Pretty sure we're jealous of you at 2pm on a Tuesday

That is about when I am rolling out of bed. But the only good thing about being off at 2pm on Tuesday is that no one is at Wal-mart.

Yeah well, I don't feel bad then.Bumping again.

 

[Max Power]

Late night TV sober is pitiful.

 

[Seatown Mofos]

18 yr old rum... if only it was something else......

 

[YSR]

Hydrocodone, NyQuil and wine. Should be checking out shortly.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I think I'm going to continue to drink until I'm out of beer

 

[-fish-]

Late night TV sober is pitiful.

you're in the wrong thread.

 

[-fish-]

I think I'm going to continue to drink until I'm out of beer

I'll be here. How much beer you have left?

 

[Seatown Mofos]

I think I'm going to continue to drink until I'm out of beer

I'll be here. How much beer you have left?

I'll be here as well. Have plenty to drink and a couple of inches of snow on the ground. I'm not going anywhere.

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Hydrocodone, NyQuil and wine. Should be checking out shortly.

I'm going with Hydorcodone and Rum. Never felt better.

 

[-fish-]

Hydrocodone, NyQuil and wine. Should be checking out shortly.

I'm going with Hydorcodone and Rum. Never felt better.

vicodin all round tonight. mine's with scotch.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I think I'm going to continue to drink until I'm out of beer

I'll be here. How much beer you have left?

I'll be here as well. Have plenty to drink and a couple of inches of snow on the ground. I'm not going anywhere.

About 2-3 hours worth What should we talk about?

 

[-fish-]

I think I'm going to continue to drink until I'm out of beer

I'll be here. How much beer you have left?

I'll be here as well. Have plenty to drink and a couple of inches of snow on the ground. I'm not going anywhere.

About 2-3 hours worth What should we talk about?

I'm watching transformers 3. does it ever end?

 

[Seatown Mofos]

I think I'm going to continue to drink until I'm out of beer

I'll be here. How much beer you have left?

I'll be here as well. Have plenty to drink and a couple of inches of snow on the ground. I'm not going anywhere.

About 2-3 hours worth What should we talk about?

Jesus may love Tebow, but God loves Brady?

 

[Seatown Mofos]

I think I'm going to continue to drink until I'm out of beer

I'll be here. How much beer you have left?

I'll be here as well. Have plenty to drink and a couple of inches of snow on the ground. I'm not going anywhere.

About 2-3 hours worth What should we talk about?

I felt the same way too. But at least it's better than 2. Two was almost unwatchable, and I've been a Transformers fan since the beginning, I grew up watching the cartoon and having the action figures. Was super excited when I heard they were making live action movies of them, but did the forehead palm when hearing Michael Bay was directing.I'm watching transformers 3. does it ever end?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I've only seen the first Transformers

The 3rd one was partially filmed in Milwaukee

 

[Tecumseh]

Listenng to Blackstreet's No Diggity, followed by Birdhouese In Your Soul. We're through the looking glass, people.

 

[Tecumseh]

 

[Seatown Mofos]

I've only seen the first TransformersThe 3rd one was partially filmed in Milwaukee

Wait, what?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I've only seen the first Transformers

The 3rd one was partially filmed in Milwaukee

Wait, what?

My link

 

[Seatown Mofos]

I think I'm going to continue to drink until I'm out of beer

I'll be here. How much beer you have left?

I'll be here as well. Have plenty to drink and a couple of inches of snow on the ground. I'm not going anywhere.

About 2-3 hours worth What should we talk about?

I'm watching transformers 3. does it ever end?

Please tell me you watched Shaun of the Dead before you watched this.

 

[Seatown Mofos]

I've only seen the first Transformers

The 3rd one was partially filmed in Milwaukee

Wait, what?

My link

Was there a line to punch Shia LaDo###e in the face?

 

[-fish-]

I think I'm going to continue to drink until I'm out of beer

I'll be here. How much beer you have left?

I'll be here as well. Have plenty to drink and a couple of inches of snow on the ground. I'm not going anywhere.

About 2-3 hours worth What should we talk about?

I'm watching transformers 3. does it ever end?

Please tell me you watched Shaun of the Dead before you watched this.

started to, but it was on MTV and had way too many commercials. I've seen it a few times. Never saw Transformers 3, and I have it on a 720p avi.

 

[Max Power]

Late night TV sober is pitiful.

you're in the wrong thread.

This is all I have in the wee hours of the night. Tonight is my last night on shift, so I'll be drunk around 7am and make sure to say Hi

 

[Seatown Mofos]

I think I'm going to continue to drink until I'm out of beer

I'll be here. How much beer you have left?

I'll be here as well. Have plenty to drink and a couple of inches of snow on the ground. I'm not going anywhere.

About 2-3 hours worth What should we talk about?

I'm watching transformers 3. does it ever end?

Please tell me you watched Shaun of the Dead before you watched this.

started to, but it was on MTV and had way too many commercials. I've seen it a few times. Never saw Transformers 3, and I have it on a 720p avi.

You finish Transformers 3? Other than it being a little too long, what did you think of it?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I've only seen the first Transformers

The 3rd one was partially filmed in Milwaukee

Wait, what?

My link

Was there a line to punch Shia LaDo###e in the face?

It went past my house, so I never found the end of it. Pretty sure it went something like

 

[-fish-]

I think I'm going to continue to drink until I'm out of beer

I'll be here. How much beer you have left?

I'll be here as well. Have plenty to drink and a couple of inches of snow on the ground. I'm not going anywhere.

About 2-3 hours worth What should we talk about?

I'm watching transformers 3. does it ever end?

Please tell me you watched Shaun of the Dead before you watched this.

started to, but it was on MTV and had way too many commercials. I've seen it a few times. Never saw Transformers 3, and I have it on a 720p avi.

You finish Transformers 3? Other than it being a little too long, what did you think of it?

it was a freaking mess. someone needed to chop 60 pages out of that screenplay, eliminate about 3-4 characters, and clean the whole story up.

 

[Seatown Mofos]

I think I'm going to continue to drink until I'm out of beer

I'll be here. How much beer you have left?

I'll be here as well. Have plenty to drink and a couple of inches of snow on the ground. I'm not going anywhere.

About 2-3 hours worth What should we talk about?

I'm watching transformers 3. does it ever end?

Please tell me you watched Shaun of the Dead before you watched this.

started to, but it was on MTV and had way too many commercials. I've seen it a few times. Never saw Transformers 3, and I have it on a 720p avi.

You finish Transformers 3? Other than it being a little too long, what did you think of it?

it was a freaking mess. someone needed to chop 60 pages out of that screenplay, eliminate about 3-4 characters, and clean the whole story up.

Yeah, on the one hand, I love that they were bringing back one of my favorite childhood cartoons, but on the other hand I hated how much of a mess they made it and how poorly done they were. There were some cool aspect of the films, but overall I really wish they would have gone in a direction closer to what the cartoons were.

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Transformers drunk chat activated!

 

[-fish-]

I think I'm going to continue to drink until I'm out of beer

I'll be here. How much beer you have left?

I'll be here as well. Have plenty to drink and a couple of inches of snow on the ground. I'm not going anywhere.

About 2-3 hours worth What should we talk about?

I'm watching transformers 3. does it ever end?

Please tell me you watched Shaun of the Dead before you watched this.

started to, but it was on MTV and had way too many commercials. I've seen it a few times. Never saw Transformers 3, and I have it on a 720p avi.

You finish Transformers 3? Other than it being a little too long, what did you think of it?

it was a freaking mess. someone needed to chop 60 pages out of that screenplay, eliminate about 3-4 characters, and clean the whole story up.

Yeah, on the one hand, I love that they were bringing back one of my favorite childhood cartoons, but on the other hand I hated how much of a mess they made it and how poorly done they were. There were some cool aspect of the films, but overall I really wish they would have gone in a direction closer to what the cartoons were.

the first two were fun popcorn flicks. the third one was just a disaster. I tried watching this once before, but I was drunk and trying to get together with an equally drunk woman, and we both kept fading in and out as we watched it. I just assumed that it seemed overly long and disjointed because of how drunk I was. Turns out it just sucked (which makes me feel worse about not being able to close the deal that night).

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Should I know the Seatown alias?

 

[kevzilla]

Shammered.