Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)

[valhallan]

I'm hammered and pissed about my Saints blowing it. FIVE TURNOVERS! But then TWO times we felt like it was won, but the defense couldn't cover the 9ers only threat - Vernon Davis.#### me. There isn't enough alcohol in the world to numb this one...

Keep drinking

:running into traffic:

Seriously, just drink for a while. It gets better-John Elway flip-TO catch and cry-Vick in Lambeau-6 picks in STL-4th and 26-Minus 20 degree pick in OT-OT Fumble in ArizonaAs an experienced member of the "My team should have won that game" club I tell you to drink more and it will get better

You're doing glorious work. But I ran out of alcohol. This one is gonna hafta get solved tomorrow.

 

[-fish-]

just got a weird text from an unknown number, telling me to come to one of my local bars.

I'm intrigued, but also shouldn't be driving anywhere.

It's Knuckles! Lock it down and lose the lights!

:finger:

this is definitely not her style. this is clearly someone that I don't know directly but has my number and knows a little, but not much, about me.

Text back "Who's this?"

did that. they said "a cool ### mutha####a"

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

just got a weird text from an unknown number, telling me to come to one of my local bars.

I'm intrigued, but also shouldn't be driving anywhere.

It's Knuckles! Lock it down and lose the lights!

:finger:

this is definitely not her style. this is clearly someone that I don't know directly but has my number and knows a little, but not much, about me.

Text back "Who's this?"

did that. they said "a cool ### mutha####a"

Text back "#### or GTFO"

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I'm hammered and pissed about my Saints blowing it. FIVE TURNOVERS! But then TWO times we felt like it was won, but the defense couldn't cover the 9ers only threat - Vernon Davis.#### me. There isn't enough alcohol in the world to numb this one...

Keep drinking

:running into traffic:

Seriously, just drink for a while. It gets better-John Elway flip-TO catch and cry-Vick in Lambeau-6 picks in STL-4th and 26-Minus 20 degree pick in OT-OT Fumble in ArizonaAs an experienced member of the "My team should have won that game" club I tell you to drink more and it will get better

You're doing glorious work. But I ran out of alcohol. This one is gonna hafta get solved tomorrow.

Should I call the Waaaahmbulance?

 

[-fish-]

just got a weird text from an unknown number, telling me to come to one of my local bars.

I'm intrigued, but also shouldn't be driving anywhere.

It's Knuckles! Lock it down and lose the lights!

:finger:

this is definitely not her style. this is clearly someone that I don't know directly but has my number and knows a little, but not much, about me.

Text back "Who's this?"

did that. they said "a cool ### mutha####a"

Text back "#### or GTFO"

done

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

done

Godspeed

 

[parasaurolophus]

I think I have farted 200 times tonight. If I go to bed I think my blanket will levitate.

Covered Wagon time

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I think I have farted 200 times tonight. If I go to bed I think my blanket will levitate.

Covered Wagon time

After I got home from the bar, my dog went tot he other side of the room once I started farting. My eyes were watering.They smelled fantastic

 

[kevzilla]

Trent Dilfer made me pass out in my computer chair. Later, dickmittens.

 

[-fish-]

Trent Dilfer made me pass out in my computer chair. Later, dickmittens.

you were masturbating to pictures of trent dilfer?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Trent Dilfer made me pass out in my computer chair. Later, dickmittens.

you were masturbating to pictures of trent dilfer?

No, SLB

 

[kevzilla]

Release the KrackenTM!!!!1!!wan!!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I'm hammered and pissed about my Saints blowing it. FIVE TURNOVERS! But then TWO times we felt like it was won, but the defense couldn't cover the 9ers only threat - Vernon Davis.#### me. There isn't enough alcohol in the world to numb this one...

Keep drinking

:running into traffic:

Seriously, just drink for a while. It gets better-John Elway flip-TO catch and cry-Vick in Lambeau-6 picks in STL-4th and 26-Minus 20 degree pick in OT-OT Fumble in Arizona-### WHOOPING by the GiantsAs an experienced member of the "My team should have won that game" club I tell you to drink more and it will get better

Fixed We need a :drowningsorrows: smilie

 

[Crazy Canuck]

My body is becoming immune to social drinking.

I drank all day yesterday at a leisurely pace, logging 2 bloody marys and 7 beers between 4pm and 10pm. At no point was I drunk. Not even a little bit.

I'm on the precipice, my friends. Below me is hardcore drinking. Behind me, the path of safe boring sobriety.

 

[kevzilla]

My body is becoming immune to social drinking.

I drank all day yesterday at a leisurely pace, logging 2 bloody marys and 7 beers between 4pm and 10pm. At no point was I drunk. Not even a little bit.

I'm on the precipice, my friends. Below me is hardcore drinking. Behind me, the path of safe boring sobriety.

Alternate these, imo. Go days, maybe weeks, without drinking. Then hit it hard when you have something to celebrate (or drown).

 

[Crazy Canuck]

My body is becoming immune to social drinking.

I drank all day yesterday at a leisurely pace, logging 2 bloody marys and 7 beers between 4pm and 10pm. At no point was I drunk. Not even a little bit.

I'm on the precipice, my friends. Below me is hardcore drinking. Behind me, the path of safe boring sobriety.

Alternate these, imo. Go days, maybe weeks, without drinking. Then hit it hard when you have something to celebrate (or drown).

This is pretty much how I drink now. Only I don't hit it hard enough, I guess. *softball for sex life joke*

 

[cosjobs]

Fireball, scotch, a bud light and Get Him to the Greek. Who could be afraid of a Jeffrey?

good movie. TV or disc?

I have downloaded files of about 500 movies.

How many thumb drive would that take?

 

[-fish-]

Fireball, scotch, a bud light and Get Him to the Greek. Who could be afraid of a Jeffrey?

good movie. TV or disc?

I have downloaded files of about 500 movies.

How many thumb drive would that take?

a 500 GB external HD would be close.

 

[-fish-]

Bloody marys starting at 6 pm tonight. Feels very healthy. Tomato juice and pickled asparagus spears is pretty much like a raw food diet. I'm juicing!!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Bumping for later. Wife is sick, ate a good dinner, cleared the driveway of snow and now going to plop myself on my couch and drink beer until I don't want to get up to go pee.

 

[ShaqAttaq]

Bumping for later. Wife is sick, ate a good dinner, cleared the driveway of snow and now going to plop myself on my couch and drink beer until I don't want to get up to go pee.

later is now. wife is sick, ate a good diner, waiting until tomorrow to clear the snow. good and drunk now.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Bumping for later. Wife is sick, ate a good dinner, cleared the driveway of snow and now going to plop myself on my couch and drink beer until I don't want to get up to go pee.

later is now. wife is sick, ate a good diner, waiting until tomorrow to clear the snow. good and drunk now.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Page 69 might have been the best in this thread

I you Homer

#### the eat off...how about a drink off?

My desk right now...

Homer...pissed!

I'm guessing that stryker is printing out a large BG logo and grabbing a snapshot while taking a dump on it.

Its early in the drink off....give me timetOSU Sucks

PS That Jack was opened tonight...beyotch

Love the pic title. D ick.

Suck it, Milwaukee.

Oh to hell with it. Eff you Homer!!

 

[YSR]

Rock me like a Herman Cain.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

On Thursday my doctor asked me to put drinking "on the back burner" for the next 6 weeeks. I'm through one weekend. This sucks.39 more days.

Update?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Rock me like a Herman Cain.

I Def Leppard

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Dude...you should totally bartend somewhere. Kill two or three birds with one stone

I'm tryin' GB...I'm trying.Best job I ever had.

rophet:

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

CokBallsVerginaWeenerButtholePeriodFecesCumdumpsterGizzgoblinOh yah, earmuffs...sorry

WAT?!?11?

 

[Thorn]

On Thursday my doctor asked me to put drinking "on the back burner" for the next 6 weeeks. I'm through one weekend. This sucks.:goodposting39 more days.

Update?

The update is youre an #######

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

On Thursday my doctor asked me to put drinking "on the back burner" for the next 6 weeeks. I'm through one weekend. This sucks.:goodposting39 more days.

Update?

The update is youre an #######

Words can hurt. But I still you

 

[Thorn]

On Thursday my doctor asked me to put drinking "on the back burner" for the next 6 weeeks. I'm through one weekend. This sucks.:goodposting39 more days.

Update?

The update is youre an #######

Words can hurt. But I still you

Just dedicated a video to you

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

On Thursday my doctor asked me to put drinking "on the back burner" for the next 6 weeeks. I'm through one weekend. This sucks.:goodposting39 more days.

Update?

The update is youre an #######

Words can hurt. But I still you

Just dedicated a video to you

You've got one coming to you tomorrow. Pretty sure it will include a shotgun too

 

[-fish-]

chose to stay in and drink alone instead of going out to see a band with several wimmens. I think I'm depressed.

more scotch should take care of this.

 

[parasaurolophus]

Havent drank like this in a while

 

[-fish-]

more drunk; less depressed. alcohol is magical.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Went to a few wine tasting spots in Woodinville and had some good wine, came home and had a whole bottle to myself. Now I'm sipping on a rum and coke...

I'm sure this is acceptable for the drunk thread, but is this ok for like normal people?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Went to a few wine tasting spots in Woodinville and had some good wine, came home and had a whole bottle to myself. Now I'm sipping on a rum and coke... I'm sure this is acceptable for the drunk thread, but is this ok for like normal people?

Yes

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Went to a few wine tasting spots in Woodinville and had some good wine, came home and had a whole bottle to myself. Now I'm sipping on a rum and coke... I'm sure this is acceptable for the drunk thread, but is this ok for like normal people?

Yes

Thanks GB. I didn't want to think I was getting out of control or anything. Finished with first rum and coke and going on to number two.Anyone else joining along tonight?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Went to a few wine tasting spots in Woodinville and had some good wine, came home and had a whole bottle to myself. Now I'm sipping on a rum and coke... I'm sure this is acceptable for the drunk thread, but is this ok for like normal people?

Yes

Thanks GB. I didn't want to think I was getting out of control or anything. Finished with first rum and coke and going on to number two.Anyone else joining along tonight?

Looks like its me and you

 

[Seatown Mofos]

Sounds good to me. As i said, I'm working on my second rum and coke after a whole lotta wine. Not sure how much as I went tasting at a few spots with the little lady. The nice thing about that is, we are members of a few spots, so we go in and they open up every dang thing they have for us. It's so much fun being a member of those places cause you can try so much more than if you are some schmuck off the street. Anyways, enough about me. It's got to be getting pretty late in the land of the cheese. What is keeping 'ole Sam up? Beverage of choice tonight?

 

[Thorn]

O hai

 

[Seatown Mofos]

O hai

Have a drink or a shot to calm your nerves man. You are good now, you did the right thing, so relax in knowing that.

 

[Thorn]

O hai

Have a drink or a shot to calm your nerves man. You are good now, you did the right thing, so relax in knowing that.

Thanks man. I appreciate it. Im a pretty easy going guy but my switch got flipped. Im good now. Maybe ill make a new shot video.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I have video of me slamming a beer and my pohne wont let me send it out via text because the file is too large. Thorn>how did you do that last night?

 

[Thorn]

I have video of me slamming a beer and my pohne wont let me send it out via text because the file is too large. Thorn>how did you do that last night?

put my iphone 3g on video, took it (two takes) then went to texts and selected existing

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I have video of me slamming a beer and my pohne wont let me send it out via text because the file is too large. Thorn>how did you do that last night?

put my iphone 3g on video, took it (two takes) then went to texts and selected existing

DAMMIT BEVIS!!! I'll figure it out

 

[Sarnoff]

Game 1: Rum Runners: Malibu Black with Trader Joe's Orange/Strawberry/Banana Juice.

Game 2: RB Floats: Vanilla Vodka with MUG Root Beer.

First quarter of game 2 is over. Pants are done for the day, too.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

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