Official Drunk Thread (4 Viewers)

[kevzilla]

Turns out I have exactly one shot of Buffalo Trace left. Ante up, boys.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Turns out I have exactly one shot of Buffalo Trace left. Ante up, boys.

Finished off a half pint of Jack.

 

[urbanhack]

meow

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

My wife didn't appreciate my skanking through the kitchen to Reel Big Fish's "Hungry Like the Wolf". What a [w]itch.

I want video of you skanking

Too late the camera is already set up on the tripod in the bedroom. Pointed towards the hamper.I have no idea what that means.

It doesn't matter what that means. I just snorted beer through my nose

My wife is wondering my I'm laughing. Of course this is a thrice daily happening.

Internet shot in 10 minutes

Missed it. I was dropping some kids off at the pool.

 

[urbanhack]

:::..hello..::

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

My wife didn't appreciate my skanking through the kitchen to Reel Big Fish's "Hungry Like the Wolf". What a [w]itch.

I want video of you skanking

Too late the camera is already set up on the tripod in the bedroom. Pointed towards the hamper.I have no idea what that means.

It doesn't matter what that means. I just snorted beer through my nose

My wife is wondering my I'm laughing. Of course this is a thrice daily happening.

Internet shot in 10 minutes

Missed it. I was dropping some kids off at the pool.

Your GB Thorn requests a video shot

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

My wife didn't appreciate my skanking through the kitchen to Reel Big Fish's "Hungry Like the Wolf". What a [w]itch.

I want video of you skanking

Too late the camera is already set up on the tripod in the bedroom. Pointed towards the hamper.I have no idea what that means.

It doesn't matter what that means. I just snorted beer through my nose

My wife is wondering my I'm laughing. Of course this is a thrice daily happening.

Internet shot in 10 minutes

Missed it. I was dropping some kids off at the pool.

Your GB Thorn requests a video shot

Yeah, we've been down this road before. I has no boozes in the house so to speak.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

My wife didn't appreciate my skanking through the kitchen to Reel Big Fish's "Hungry Like the Wolf". What a [w]itch.

I want video of you skanking

Too late the camera is already set up on the tripod in the bedroom. Pointed towards the hamper.I have no idea what that means.

It doesn't matter what that means. I just snorted beer through my nose

My wife is wondering my I'm laughing. Of course this is a thrice daily happening.

Internet shot in 10 minutes

Missed it. I was dropping some kids off at the pool.

Your GB Thorn requests a video shot

Yeah, we've been down this road before. I has no boozes in the house so to speak.

Thorn is yelling at me via text because I'm now out of booze as well. I think he wants me to shoot 50 year old Amaretto from Cos

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Suck it Thorn

 

[BRONG]

Suck it Thorn

 

[kevzilla]

Sammy for President.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Lol @ related videos - Every Rose has its Thorn and then Response(1): Gaming Community

 

[Guster]

Suck it Thorn

 

[Guster]

I think I'm still a little drunk from last night and I'm gonna start drinking again around 10 probably

 

[Reg Lllama of Brixton]

Suck it Thorn

 

[kevzilla]

Release the Kracken and Vicodin!

 

[Crazy Canuck]

Suck it Thorn

 

[jplvr]

What's going on in here?

 

[Crazy Canuck]

What is this? That is the Innovation of Desperation.

That is me running out of beer and stealing my son's lunchbox low sodium V-8 cans to make bloody marys, because a half of bottle of Skyy is all the booze left in the house.

Slap it high?

 

[YSR]

Got to BW3 about an hour before my husband tonight. Oops.

 

[-fish-]

just opened a bottle of Blanton's. drinks/shots?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

my sober wife wants me to go to bed...not to hve sex but to go to bed. Im better off hhere

 

[Seatown Mofos]

my sober wife wants me to go to bed...not to hve sex but to go to bed. Im better off hhere

Yes, yes you are! You can't be giving in already, your child hasn't even come yet. If you start giving in now, it will be all downhill from here!

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

my sober wife wants me to go to bed...not to hve sex but to go to bed. Im better off hhere

Yes, yes you are! You can't be giving in already, your child hasn't even come yet. If you start giving in now, it will be all downhill from here!

I just had an hour long chat with my aunt over facebook. Pretty sure I need to check the logs tomorowworw

 

[YSR]

Thoprawishes requested for:

1) my current hangover

2) the bloodys I am drinking to cure said hangover/give proper buzz for:

3) heading to in-laws' later for Super Bowl/birthday dinner, and

4) figuring out the best way to smuggle wine over to their dry house

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Thoprawishes requested for:

1) my current hangover

2) the bloodys I am drinking to cure said hangover/give proper buzz for:

3) heading to in-laws' later for Super Bowl/birthday dinner, and

4) figuring out the best way to smuggle wine over to their dry house

Wine Rack

 

[YSR]

Thoprawishes requested for:

1) my current hangover

2) the bloodys I am drinking to cure said hangover/give proper buzz for:

3) heading to in-laws' later for Super Bowl/birthday dinner, and

4) figuring out the best way to smuggle wine over to their dry house

Wine Rack

omg

 

[parasaurolophus]

Suck it Thorn

Pretty much spit out my beer when I saw it was actually you. Thought you just found some random video.

 

[mr. furley]

Suck it Thorn

not what i thought you looked like at all

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Suck it Thorn

Pretty much spit out my beer when I saw it was actually you. Thought you just found some random video.

I might have to start a drunk video blog

Suck it Thorn

not what i thought you looked like at all

I'm skeptically curious what you thought I look like

 

[mr. furley]

not what i thought you looked like at all

I'm skeptically curious what you thought I look like

a little more squirrelly

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

not what i thought you looked like at all

I'm skeptically curious what you thought I look like

a little more squirrelly

I'm pretty laid back, G

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Thoprawishes requested for:

1) my current hangover

2) the bloodys I am drinking to cure said hangover/give proper buzz for:

3) heading to in-laws' later for Super Bowl/birthday dinner, and

4) figuring out the best way to smuggle wine over to their dry house

Wine Rack

omg

So did you? I'll take pics

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I usually take off on the day after the Super Bowl because I drink like (a) -fish- for 12 hours. Today was no different except I don't have off tomarrow. Ugh.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

not what i thought you looked like at all

I'm skeptically curious what you thought I look like

a little more squirrelly

Like this?

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I wore this shirt tonight

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

I wore this shirt tonight

I have great taste

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Jeebus it's almost 2am central time and political threads still dominate this place. Help us Homer J Simpson, you're our only hope.

 

[shuke]

.

 

[YSR]

Tragically early.

 

[kevzilla]

Tragically early.

Not on Friday, dear heart.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

Tragically early.

Not on Friday, dear heart.

Just cracked beer number 2. But I have to stop for a while after this. I gotta go get gas for the snow blower and pick up dinner Speaking of which, what should I have for dinner?

 

[Annyong]

Tragically early.

If it makes you feel better I'm about to crack ope a 4-Loko thats been sitting in my fridge.

 

[Annyong]

not what i thought you looked like at all

I'm skeptically curious what you thought I look like

a little more squirrelly

Like this?

I was expecting more of a quagmire looking guy.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

not what i thought you looked like at all

I'm skeptically curious what you thought I look like

a little more squirrelly

Like this?

I was expecting more of a quagmire looking guy.

Giggity

 

[Annyong]

not what i thought you looked like at all

I'm skeptically curious what you thought I look like

a little more squirrelly

Like this?

I was expecting more of a quagmire looking guy.

Giggity

Quagmire, with wicked wiffle ball skills

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tragically early.

I'll try and hustle up.

 

[Samuel L Bronkowitz]

not what i thought you looked like at all

I'm skeptically curious what you thought I look like

a little more squirrelly

Like this?

I was expecting more of a quagmire looking guy.

Giggity

Quagmire, with wicked wiffle ball skills

Think Russel Branyan....Rob Deer even. Either trotting around the bases, or trotting back to the dugout.What's the date(s) on that? My June might be iffy. July should be ok and August is pushing baby time. I might need a pre-emptive strike.

 

[Annyong]

Tragically early.

Not on Friday, dear heart.

Just cracked beer number 2. But I have to stop for a while after this. I gotta go get gas for the snow blower and pick up dinner Speaking of which, what should I have for dinner?

Just me and the 3 month old tonight. We are getting drunk and eating taco bell.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I did it!