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Official Drunk Thread (2 Viewers)

Where you all at
:hey:Tried 2 unsucesful attempts at a shot vid with a Charles cameo and its not working.BRB, another poop....unfortunately not for meFML
For some reason I was on your FB page the other day (I think admiring skrprkrys junior) and I looked at the "my friends are #######s" album. I LOLOL'ed.
:lmao:My best man and the rest of my wedding party had a party at my house while we were on our honeymoon. 3600 plastic forks, knives and spoons placed in our yard.I saved the utensils and we (the same group) have since gotten back my best man when he was out of town for Memorial day. He now has them and is waiting for another of the group to go out of town. It has become an epic "one-upmanship" escapade. I get to partake in all of them. It was great being the first.
 
Going to my cabin in 20 days. They have this bar there called the Sand Bar, which is essentially this place that was built and decorated in the 60s and never changed. Last time I went in there the bartender named Lynn came and sat with me and my Dad on the other side of the bar and asked me to put a sticky love on her back. That little nugget, the motif and the $2 domestics makes it a must stop in the area. The carpet is older than the help, but still not sure if the help had carpet if that makes any sense.

:unsure: :popcorn: :excited:

 
Where you all at
:hey:Tried 2 unsucesful attempts at a shot vid with a Charles cameo and its not working.BRB, another poop....unfortunately not for meFML
For some reason I was on your FB page the other day (I think admiring skrprkrys junior) and I looked at the "my friends are #######s" album. I LOLOL'ed.
:lmao:My best man and the rest of my wedding party had a party at my house while we were on our honeymoon. 3600 plastic forks, knives and spoons placed in our yard.I saved the utensils and we (the same group) have since gotten back my best man when he was out of town for Memorial day. He now has them and is waiting for another of the group to go out of town. It has become an epic "one-upmanship" escapade. I get to partake in all of them. It was great being the first.
I am totally stealing that prank if my weirdo brother ever gets married
 
Going to my cabin in 20 days. They have this bar there called the Sand Bar, which is essentially this place that was built and decorated in the 60s and never changed. Last time I went in there the bartender named Lynn came and sat with me and my Dad on the other side of the bar and asked me to put a sticky love on her back. That little nugget, the motif and the $2 domestics makes it a must stop in the area. The carpet is older than the help, but still not sure if the help had carpet if that makes any sense.

:unsure: :popcorn: :excited:
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Where you all at
:hey:Tried 2 unsucesful attempts at a shot vid with a Charles cameo and its not working.BRB, another poop....unfortunately not for meFML
For some reason I was on your FB page the other day (I think admiring skrprkrys junior) and I looked at the "my friends are #######s" album. I LOLOL'ed.
:lmao:My best man and the rest of my wedding party had a party at my house while we were on our honeymoon. 3600 plastic forks, knives and spoons placed in our yard.I saved the utensils and we (the same group) have since gotten back my best man when he was out of town for Memorial day. He now has them and is waiting for another of the group to go out of town. It has become an epic "one-upmanship" escapade. I get to partake in all of them. It was great being the first.
I am totally stealing that prank if my weirdo brother ever gets married
Pro-tip: Wear gardening gloves or you will get cuts and blisters and try to do it after a rain so the ground is soft. Spacing is also key so they have to keep walking and bending over.
 
Ever put beer in Apple Jacks when u have run outta milk? I'm debating it nnow.
When I was single I had a breakfast of a bowl of Chex mix and with no milk, I used beer. Had nothing in the apt to eat but beer, chex mix, and pizza rolls.It wasn't too bad, but it was around 6am before work.
 

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