Steve Tasker
Footballguy
Been drunk since like 4 PM.
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Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)
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Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
5pm here
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
Debating which beer to get next. I'm moving pretty slowly right about now.5pm here
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
I opened this one and poured it before looking at the alcohol content. 10.5% ABV. #### me. This won't end well.Debating which beer to get next. I'm moving pretty slowly right about now.5pm here
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Sounds like it should end fantasticallyI opened this one and poured it before looking at the alcohol content. 10.5% ABV. #### me. This won't end well.Debating which beer to get next. I'm moving pretty slowly right about now.5pm here
Patrick Bateman
Footballguy
Emma Stone is not hot HTH.'Frostillicus said:I always have to sing "I'm so keen-o on Shane Victorin-o" whenever I see his name.District of Columbia. Beefarino is cheap here though, can't really complain.What country you in these days?I've had a couple.
Patrick Bateman
Footballguy
Indeed.Sounds like it should end fantasticallyI opened this one and poured it before looking at the alcohol content. 10.5% ABV. #### me. This won't end well.Debating which beer to get next. I'm moving pretty slowly right about now.5pm here
Steve Tasker
Footballguy
Sorry to break it to you, Pat, but you're wrong here.
Patrick Bateman
Footballguy
Doesn't do a thing for me. Has kind of a hard look about her. Her eyes or something. Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it, but
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Sorry Pat. Might want to sit this one outDoesn't do a thing for me. Has kind of a hard look about her. Her eyes or something. Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it, but
Patrick Bateman
Footballguy
Sit what out? Your love of average looking chicks?Sorry Pat. Might want to sit this one outDoesn't do a thing for me. Has kind of a hard look about her. Her eyes or something. Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it, but
Frostillicus
Footballguy
HOW DARE YOUSit what out? Your love of average looking chicks?Sorry Pat. Might want to sit this one outDoesn't do a thing for me. Has kind of a hard look about her. Her eyes or something. Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it, but
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
He got me there. I might retire from the FFA now.HOW DARE YOUSit what out? Your love of average looking chicks?Sorry Pat. Might want to sit this one outDoesn't do a thing for me. Has kind of a hard look about her. Her eyes or something. Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it, but
Patrick Bateman
Footballguy
Yeah, I don't get it. Tell me why I have to sit out again?He got me there. I might retire from the FFA now.HOW DARE YOUSit what out? Your love of average looking chicks?Sorry Pat. Might want to sit this one outDoesn't do a thing for me. Has kind of a hard look about her. Her eyes or something. Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it, but
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
BoobsYeah, I don't get it. Tell me why I have to sit out again?He got me there. I might retire from the FFA now.HOW DARE YOUSit what out? Your love of average looking chicks?Sorry Pat. Might want to sit this one outDoesn't do a thing for me. Has kind of a hard look about her. Her eyes or something. Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it, but
Patrick Bateman
Footballguy
BoobsYeah, I don't get it. Tell me why I have to sit out again?He got me there. I might retire from the FFA now.HOW DARE YOUSit what out? Your love of average looking chicks?Sorry Pat. Might want to sit this one outDoesn't do a thing for me. Has kind of a hard look about her. Her eyes or something. Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it, but
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
WTF is your problem with boobs?BoobsYeah, I don't get it. Tell me why I have to sit out again?He got me there. I might retire from the FFA now.HOW DARE YOUSit what out? Your love of average looking chicks?Sorry Pat. Might want to sit this one outDoesn't do a thing for me. Has kind of a hard look about her. Her eyes or something. Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it, but
Patrick Bateman
Footballguy
Buy a girl a set, and they think they rule the world. From flat to famous.
Thorn
Footballguy
you suck
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Hey guys. Stupid TRE, am i right?
Thorn
Footballguy
He makes a good shot vid, I'll say that.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
He's no Thorn
Thorn
Footballguy
Thanks, GB.Wait is this Mrs. Frost?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Thorn is no eaganwildcatsIm just saying
Frostillicus
Footballguy
You wish.she's already passed out.
Thorn
Footballguy
I do wish.pic?
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
I dont think Krista shows up here. I could be wrong thoughI'm about to eat the #### out of some ribeye and shrimp that we cookeed toinght. :boner:
Spartans Rule
Footballguy
First to post in the drunk thread in October, cockfaces.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I thought they filtered this now jerk.First to post in the drunk thread in October, cockfaces.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
jerk
cockfaces
cockfaces
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Interesting.
Spartans Rule
Footballguy
There can't just be one jerk. There has to be lots of cockfaces.
Spartans Rule
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
jerkfaces
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Always clean after jerk. Thats like wiping before you poop
Thorn
Footballguy
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi dud
You: dude
You: dude?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: girl ?
You: hey there you are
Stranger: yeah im here
You: i find your gender question right off the bat to be somewhat offputting
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi dud
You: dude
You: dude?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: girl ?
You: hey there you are
Stranger: yeah im here
You: i find your gender question right off the bat to be somewhat offputting
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Thorn
Footballguy
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: what is up?
Stranger: fine
You: fine is up?
Stranger: m or f
You: i have a Y chromosome
You: i like it
You: it's what makes me "me"
You: COME ON THAT'S FUNNY
You: you have no soul and no sense of humor stranger
You: ok that was harsh
You: whats going on in your world today?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: what is up?
Stranger: fine
You: fine is up?
Stranger: m or f
You: i have a Y chromosome
You: i like it
You: it's what makes me "me"
You: COME ON THAT'S FUNNY
You: you have no soul and no sense of humor stranger
You: ok that was harsh
You: whats going on in your world today?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Maggot Brain
Footballguy
Been a while gents
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Maggot Brain
Footballguy
Jameson's is STILL the bomb 
optionmaven
Footballguy
I'm checking in for Pudge. Open bottle of vodka and in the middle of a corn field. Seemed like the thing to do at the time.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/10/23/mlb-hall-of-famer-carlton-fisk-charged-with-dui/1653089/
http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/10/23/mlb-hall-of-famer-carlton-fisk-charged-with-dui/1653089/
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Drunk Omegle is good shtick.
parasaurolophus
Footballguy
Narragansett is now available in Wisconsin. I am a happy drunk man.
Hi Neighbor
Hi Neighbor
parasaurolophus
Footballguy
WTF? Where is everybody?
