Official Drunk Thread (1 Viewer)

[beaglemac]

PM sent.

Liar. :(

:kicksbeagle:

 

[The Gator]

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Yah, its a Monday night.... PS Still haven't seen Homer

I've missed our drunken rantings too, GB. Mildly drunk tonight. Just finished my last one and it's 5:15AM, but it was just a mellow 12-pack consumption...nothing real fun.The last few weeks, when I've gotten gassed it's been 150% so there's no way I could handle the complexities of a keyboard...I'll be here antagonizing people on Tuesday though, if the plan holds up.

 

[SyxxPac]

Was driving home tonight on the 101 in Los Angeles around 10pm. Traffic was weird. One minute it was going fast, the next it was at a stand still. You had to be on your toes. Someone wasn't. As traffic was going from 60mph to about 5 mph, I looked in my rear view and saw some jaggle going 60mph hit the 5 mph traffic cars. I saw his/her car do a 180 and I immideatly started to brace for the other cars to hit mine. Luckily, I was far enough ahead to avoid a crash by driving into the emergency lane. I came home and started downing RUM and COKE realising if I was 3 cars back, I might not only be in an accident, but in the hospital. I've never seen a car wreck that bad in my whole life happen right in front of my eyes. GB>Rum.

 

[The Z Machine]

On way way this evening.

Drank 2 liters of cheap beer (65 cents at the supermarket for each) and now am making my way to the rum in my cabinet.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Homer>hiGet any strange last night?

Layin' low this weekend, GB.

 

[The Z Machine]

yup, drunk as a snuckn. Pasing out now

 

[strykerpks]

Go figreue, another Mnday night.

 

[Hov34]

Thursty Thursday's Rule

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Gettin' there.

I love getting accidentally drunk.

 

[Hov34]

Gettin' there.I love getting accidentally drunk.

mine wasn't an accident - it was $1 beer at the Sounds game.Now I have 3 movies that are due back at Blockbuster and I'm in no shape to drive... Shou8ld I just pay the late fees?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Gettin' there.I love getting accidentally drunk.

mine wasn't an accident - it was $1 beer at the Sounds game.Now I have 3 movies that are due back at Blockbuster and I'm in no shape to drive... Shou8ld I just pay the late fees?

hmmm...9 bucks versus a possible 5 grand...take the gamble, baby. * *Advice given by DrunkHomer should never actually be followed.

 

[Hov34]

Gettin' there.I love getting accidentally drunk.

mine wasn't an accident - it was $1 beer at the Sounds game.Now I have 3 movies that are due back at Blockbuster and I'm in no shape to drive... Shou8ld I just pay the late fees?

hmmm...9 bucks versus a possible 5 grand...take the gamble, baby. * *Advice given by DrunkHomer should never actually be followed.

I'm back - all is well, you can stop reading this thread now.(thx 4 the advice homer)

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Gettin' there.I love getting accidentally drunk.

mine wasn't an accident - it was $1 beer at the Sounds game.Now I have 3 movies that are due back at Blockbuster and I'm in no shape to drive... Shou8ld I just pay the late fees?

hmmm...9 bucks versus a possible 5 grand...take the gamble, baby. * *Advice given by DrunkHomer should never actually be followed.

I'm back - all is well, you can stop reading this thread now.(thx 4 the advice homer)

Always come to DrunkHomer when you need advice, my friend. I'll never steer you wrong. * * Advice from DrunkHomer will generally steer you wrong.

 

[The Gator]

In.

 

[Woz]

 

[The Gator]

?

 

[strykerpks]

 

[strykerpks]

I'm dissapionted in teh FBGs.

Im a drunk..Kyes has the right idea but Im not giving up

 

[[icon]]

howdy stryker

 

[strykerpks]

howdy stryker

Thay'res no reason for me to still be up right now

 

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howdy stryker

Thay'res no reason for me to still be up right now

You're right. You live in WI.... I can think of about 37 reasons, statewide, for you to be up right now. Unfortunately none of them are up either. EDIT becaues apprently this post needed more consective periods

 

[strykerpks]

howdy stryker

Thay'res no reason for me to still be up right now

You're right. You live in WI.... I can think of about 37 reasons, statewide, for you to be up right now. Unfortunately none of them are up either. EDIT becaues apprently this post needed more consective periods

37 problems and a ##### aint one

 

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So how's Furley doin tonight?

 

[strykerpks]

So how's Furley doin tonight?

I wish I knew...his iCred is plummeting

 

[Keys Myaths]

Im a drunk..Kyes has the right idea but Im not giving up

 

[parasaurolophus]

I found it colin!!!!!

 

[Colin Dowling]

I found it colin!!!!!

:thumbup" :keystonelight:

 

[parasaurolophus]

I found it colin!!!!!

:thumbup" :keystonelight:

high life light for me

 

[Kilgore Trout]

 

[Shutterbug]

see you soon

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Hey, repost Girl A, it couldn't have been that bad

Er, nevermind

 

[Shutterbug]

Hey, repost Girl A, it couldn't have been that badEr, nevermind

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Hey, repost Girl A, it couldn't have been that badEr, nevermind

 

[Shutterbug]

Hey, repost Girl A, it couldn't have been that badEr, nevermind

have a couple more ::grin::

 

[bentley]

I've had a lot of bourbon this evening. Is Girl A posting pitchers of her ####s in here?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Is Girl A posting pitchers of her ####s in here?

I need a ####### translator here.

 

[Shutterbug]

I've had a lot of bourbon this evening. Is Girl A posting pitchers of her ####s in here?

 

[bentley]

Is Girl A posting pitchers of her ####s in here?

I need a ####### translator here.

The #s were my edit. Apparently the language filter doesn't pick up "#######."

 

[bentley]

I've had a lot of bourbon this evening. Is Girl A posting pitchers of her ####s in here?

Why not?

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Apparently the language filter doesn't pick up "#######."

Score: Language filter 0, me 1.

 

[Shutterbug]

I've had a lot of bourbon this evening. Is Girl A posting pitchers of her ####s in here?

Why not?

I haven't found them yet???

 

[skol asylum]

Not drunk, but New Belgium Trippel is good stuff.

 

[playin4beer]

Wooooooooooooo Hoooooooooooooooooooo

My first drunk thread potst...

my wife is in chicago with my duaghters and i just got back ffrom the bar with my GB's.... god bless america!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

SMASHED.

And I have to start drinking again in 6.5 hours...gawd dayum I love college football...morning drinking is the absolute BEST.

Wheeeeeeee!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Wooooooooooooo HooooooooooooooooooooMy first drunk thread potst...my wife is in chicago with my duaghters and i just got back ffrom the bar with my GB's.... god bless america!

And God bless us...everyone.:cheers::cripplekid:

 

[mr. furley]

 

[Woz]

Ugh, tail end of a 36 hr bender here... :hungover:

 

[strykerpks]

36 hour bender? Pshaw rookie. I've been drunk since July

Almost a month and no updates? Jeebus.

 

[krista4]

I'm in a fight with my mouse, and I'm gonna ####in' win!!!!!!!!!!!

Stupid ####in mouse.