Official US Women's soccer thread: ***Update- Christen Press retires (11 Viewers)

[otb_lifer]

can't access my OS for the next 4/5 days ... gotta go a bit more vanilla forthwith- gonna miss those dizzy props (though they ate me the #### up) 

Cameroon currently 25-1 for the win, 21-5 for draw.

not as exciting up in here wif no juice  

anyways, if anyone has DK 'book, they are running an Alex Morgan promo tmrw - guaranteed juice back (20%?) on a wager for her to hit the Hatty - up to $100, iirc. 

this is set up for footy rubes like myself - that dreamy lil' bikini model 

and she's great. can't forget that. all due props to her skillz. 

onward and upward, footies ...

 

[otb_lifer]

... there is a D.van de Donk out there for the Dutchies?  fantasstic. 

 

[Christo]

Goooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[JaxBill]

This half has been 40 minutes of boredom and 5 minutes of bedlam 

 

[Ned]

Goooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great individual play by her. She’s a spark plug. 

 

[otb_lifer]

This half has been 40 minutes of boredom and 5 minutes of bedlam 

just finding a minute to finally sit and watch, and it's halftime - missed that flurry - lookin' forward to checking this second half out.

fwiw, Cameroon now down to 12/1 for the win - Draw now 13/5.

is that Queen Latifah?

 

[otb_lifer]

booing the injured chick? 

wtf?

was she resting?

 

[otb_lifer]

DUTCCCCHHHHIIIEEESS!

 

[otb_lifer]

man, they let Blondie walk right in ... not good footy by those macaroons

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Any body got a pointspread on the USA girls tomorrow?

 

[otb_lifer]

are these chicks seriously taking breathers down there?  is this the female flop, so to speak?

ETA: NOGGIN KNOCK

 

[otb_lifer]

Any body got a pointspread on the USA girls tomorrow?

5Dimes set at -4.5

 

[otb_lifer]

WHIIIIFFFF

 

[Christo]

 

[otb_lifer]

GAWWWJISSSS!

 

[otb_lifer]

she'll tumble 4 u

btw, those Dutch fans ... none too photogenic 

 

[otb_lifer]

von Dutch look very methodical ... Macaroons were game, but the overall talent gap/cohesion was so evident.  

have a good one, lads n' ladies 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

5Dimes set at -4.5

That's a lot for soccer ain't it?  USA gonna run it up again?

 

[otb_lifer]

That's a lot for soccer ain't it?  USA gonna run it up again?

think it was -5.5 vs Thai Stix ... dunno, i have an inkling the bad press pissed 'em off, they're a far superior squad than the Chile dawgs

- note that they are also -109 on that 4+ spread ... Chilitas -111 to cover 

 

[Capella]

Gotta think the US covers that 4.5. From what I read Chile isn’t a whole lot better than Thailand. 

 

[General Malaise]

FYI, the keeper for Chile is legit - leagues better than what the US faced on Tuesday.  I don't if she's enough to cover the goal spread on her own, but I don't think Chile is as bad as Thailand either.  

 

[otb_lifer]

FYI, the keeper for Chile is tall enough to get on the adult rides at Six Flags - leagues better than what the US faced on Tuesday.  I don't if she's enough to cover the goal spread on her own, but I don't think Chile is as bad as Thailand either.  

gotta be, no?

 

[otb_lifer]

here's the Morgan Hat Shtickfrom DK - wish i could reopen my acc't - new players gettin' nice juice for the signup. 

my account was dormant for so long that i am not currently getting verified - every time i try to create a new one i'm d1ck slapped ... same on FD 

 

[Leroy Hoard]

FYI, the keeper for Chile is legit - leagues better than what the US faced on Tuesday.  I don't if she's enough to cover the goal spread on her own, but I don't think Chile is as bad as Thailand either.  

I am a better goalie than that poor Thai girl. 

 

[General Malaise]

here's the Morgan Hat Shtickfrom DK - wish i could reopen my acc't - new players gettin' nice juice for the signup. 

my account was dormant for so long that i am not currently getting verified - every time i try to create a new one i'm d1ck slapped ... same on FD 

I can open an acct at DK for you if you want a fresh account.  I only have FD.  Lemme know. 

 

[otb_lifer]

I can open an acct at DK for you if you want a fresh account.  I only have FD.  Lemme know. 

grazie, GM 

CS finally got back to me (via IM, no phone support for DK, which ####### BLOWS) i moved since originally opening the acc't, so my jimmies don't synch up any longer ... ergo, i cannot open a fresh acc't either, seeing as how my soc sec is tethered to my old profile. 

if i wanna reopen i gotta send then foto of my ID and a ute bill from current address ... meh. 

 

[General Malaise]

grazie, GM 

CS finally got back to me (via IM, no phone support for DK, which ####### BLOWS) i moved since originally opening the acc't, so my jimmies don't synch up any longer ... ergo, i cannot open a fresh acc't either, seeing as how my soc sec is tethered to my old profile. 

if i wanna reopen i gotta send then foto of my ID and a ute bill from current address ... meh. 

I can do this Monday morn for you unless you need it sooner.  

 

[otb_lifer]

I can do this Monday morn for you unless you need it sooner.  

shoot, headin' out to the OTB in Jersey ... if i want a piece of Alex i will advise - then hopefully i get my Laddy contact back for midweek - hope we gots a time frame if need be. 

much appreciated. 

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

Broken wrist from a ball kicked into your hand. 

 

[General Malaise]

shoot, headin' out to the OTB in Jersey ... if i want a piece of Alex i will advise - then hopefully i get my Laddy contact back for midweek - hope we gots a time frame if need be. 

much appreciated. 

DraftKings acct open. I'll PM. Haven't funded it but we can cross that bridge later. 

 

[Capella]

What channel is this game on? It’s not on fox or fs1

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

FS2 

 

[Capella]

FS2 

 there’s an FS2?

 

[Capella]

Nobody even watches FS1

 

[Capella]

I am really certain I do not have FS2

 

[Capella]

What do they show on FS2 all day? Monster truck pulls?

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

What do they show on FS2 all day? Monster truck pulls?

Close

Drag racing 

 

[General Malaise]

DraftKings acct open. I'll PM. Haven't funded it but we can cross that bridge later. 

PM sent.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Nobody even watches FS1

They created FS2 just to remind everyone about FS1.

 

[Christo]

They created FS2 just to remind everyone about FS1.

Yeah, Comcast doesn't even carry it on the sports package.

 

[El Floppo]

2nd half is going to get ugly. I wish those terrible Swedes didn't look so happy about winning their world cup game so far. They should act bored, like they've been there.

 

[JaxBill]

WWC Score update- Mustard beating ketchup 3-nil in 2nd half

 

[McBokonon]

I think the US should silently hold hands and bow their heads in a prayer circle after every goal today. 

 

[CletiusMaximus]

Towering header 

 

[otb_lifer]

noon mass, then brunch courtesy of the gf & daughter, hopefully the jernt has the match on (Mexican place, i'm sure it can be finagled) ..

thanks to new online wagering gig 888Sport for this money burning opportunity!

LET'S GO ALEX!!!1!11!

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ETA: parlay with Chilitas scoring

 

[Christo]

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[CletiusMaximus]

That is awesome. Truly a great counterattacking goal. 

 

[McBokonon]

noon mass, then brunch courtesy of the gf & daughter, hopefully the jernt has the match on (Mexican place, i'm sure it can be finagled) ..

thanks to new online wagering gig 888Sport for this money burning opportunity!

LET'S GO ALEX!!!1!11!

️️️️️️

ETA: parlay with Chilitas scoring

Morgan isn't in the starting 11.

 

[otb_lifer]

Morgan isn't in the starting 11.

she just needs to pop the first cherry, i'll take it 

 

[badmojo1006]

That Chilean goalie is tall.