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Once in a lifetime opportunity - WWYD? (1 Viewer)

General Malaise said:
Why on earth would you spend time on something like this?  
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are you not entertained?

it's bizarre, yes- but I prefer this to mean trolly stuff. that's the stuff that is truly pointless to me... let's see- you're acting like an #######, to.. dunno... be an #######? congrats- it worked- you're an #######!

 
El Floppo said:
are you not entertained?

it's bizarre, yes- but I prefer this to mean trolly stuff. that's the stuff that is truly pointless to me... let's see- you're acting like an #######, to.. dunno... be an #######? congrats- it worked- you're an #######!
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Blueballs sure makes you angry.

 
Ditkaless Wonders said:
I'm envisioning an end to this story were the OP eventually goes to work.  When he returns home after and he goes to hit his garage door opener he realizes it is gone, and so too his vehicle registration with his home address.  I envision his house has been rifled for all valuables and that there is a pile of Pink's stink in his sink and Tre's spray in the hallway.  A hard lesson, but a valuable one brought to us by the Dr. Seuss Home Protection Agency.
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http://s3.photobucket.com/user/paigedk/media/seusshortonho.jpg.html

 
EYLive said:
So... what was on the video. :DIH:

I'm not downloading flash on my work PC.
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A racially stereotypical aboriginal man wearing plastic fruit jewelry apologizing for telling a story that was just a pack of lies. 

Guess whether I’m telling the truth. 

 
I thought the story took a weird turn immediately after the bar in the truck with the whole energy melding thing.  That's a description that someone like me, who's never used X before would post.  Otherwise pretty good story.

 
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General Malaise said:
Why on earth would you spend time on something like this?  
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To entertain myself. Writing it was a fun distraction from work the last couple days.  :shrug:  Sometimes people post interesting stories on here with lame endings and everyone (including me) always says "C'mon, at least make something up", so rather than tell you the truth (that I dropped them off at the gas station), I made something up. I've never tried Ecstasy, so 90% of the story came directly from google searches on what it feels like to do it. I can see that a few of you are angry about the whole thing, and to be honest, that makes it even funnier to me.

 
El Floppo said:
are you not entertained?

it's bizarre, yes- but I prefer this to mean trolly stuff. that's the stuff that is truly pointless to me... let's see- you're acting like an #######, to.. dunno... be an #######? congrats- it worked- you're an #######!
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Wait, didn't we define troll in another thread as someone that posts something controversial, just to make people angry and get a response?

E-Z Glider said:
To entertain myself. Writing it was a fun distraction from work the last couple days.  :shrug:  Sometimes people post interesting stories on here with lame endings and everyone (including me) always says "C'mon, at least make something up", so rather than tell you the truth (that I dropped them off at the gas station), I made something up. I've never tried Ecstasy, so 90% of the story came directly from google searches on what it feels like to do it. I can see that a few of you are angry about the whole thing, and to be honest, that makes it even funnier to me.
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E-Z Glider said:
To entertain myself. Writing it was a fun distraction from work the last couple days.  :shrug:  Sometimes people post interesting stories on here with lame endings and everyone (including me) always says "C'mon, at least make something up", so rather than tell you the truth (that I dropped them off at the gas station), I made something up. I've never tried Ecstasy, so 90% of the story came directly from google searches on what it feels like to do it. I can see that a few of you are angry about the whole thing, and to be honest, that makes it even funnier to me.
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Whaaaaaaa?!?!?!?!

 
I'm not downloading flash to watch it.. someone put it on youtube or something.

Or don't. I'm here out of boredom, not suspense.

 
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I enjoyed it, too. Appreciate the entertainment and don't feel the need to critique. But, yeah, the unwatchable flash video was a letdown.

 
It took me all of a minute to download flash and temporarily turn it on.

I mean I did get 3 viruses until I could get it uninstalled again, but that's not too bad.  I kid.

Videos done like that one still kind of freak me out with how reasonably realistic they look.

There were a couple words I couldn't make out... maybe someone with better ears than me (not difficult) can decipher them.... e.g. who was he apologizing to about offending?

Also 2 thumbs up for the closing quote.  :thumbup:   :thumbup:

 
E-Z Glider said:
To entertain myself. Writing it was a fun distraction from work the last couple days.  :shrug:  Sometimes people post interesting stories on here with lame endings and everyone (including me) always says "C'mon, at least make something up", so rather than tell you the truth (that I dropped them off at the gas station), I made something up. I've never tried Ecstasy, so 90% of the story came directly from google searches on what it feels like to do it. I can see that a few of you are angry about the whole thing, and to be honest, that makes it even funnier to me.
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You are forgiven and allowed to still post.  But only because of your choice of avatar.

 
I didn't read a thing the OP posted after the OP, I just know I love this thread.  

 
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Tom Servo said:
My advice - don’t read the rest of the thread. It sucks. 
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Thanks for the pro tip. But there seems to be a lot of energy in the air. I can't quite pass up the opportunity. Actually, consider it a risk I'll never take. 

No crackhead worth her salt loses her vial. First off:

  • It's gone already (as in smoked)
  • There's no such thing as leftover crack. There's even a punk band named that.  
  • You'd have to pry it from her hands like it was a baby
These things alone let me know the story was bogus.  

 
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Judge Smails said:
Just jumped forward to last page in the thread.  I take it I can save a few minutes of my life by not reading this whole thing?
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Yeah, pretty much. But Henry and Ditkaless Wonders went back and forth with Dr. Seuss rhymes about the situation, so there's always that. Plus everybody's reaction after getting all worked up in excitement is pretty priceless.  

 
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