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Once in a lifetime opportunity - WWYD? (1 Viewer)

rockaction said:
Thanks for the pro tip. But there seems to be a lot of energy in the air. I can't quite pass up the opportunity. Actually, consider it a risk I'll never take. 

No crackhead worth her salt loses her vial. First off:

  • It's gone already (as in smoked)
  • There's no such thing as leftover crack. There's even a punk band named that.  
  • You'd have to pry it from her hands like it was a baby
These things alone let me know the story was bogus.  
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um... but what about her vile?

 
E-Z Glider said:
To entertain myself. Writing it was a fun distraction from work the last couple days.  :shrug:  Sometimes people post interesting stories on here with lame endings and everyone (including me) always says "C'mon, at least make something up", so rather than tell you the truth (that I dropped them off at the gas station), I made something up. I've never tried Ecstasy, so 90% of the story came directly from google searches on what it feels like to do it. I can see that a few of you are angry about the whole thing, and to be honest, that makes it even funnier to me.
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You should try it and write about your experience, it will be 100x better than what you posted here

 
NotSmart said:
It took me all of a minute to download flash and temporarily turn it on.

I mean I did get 3 viruses until I could get it uninstalled again, but that's not too bad.  I kid.

Videos done like that one still kind of freak me out with how reasonably realistic they look.

There were a couple words I couldn't make out... maybe someone with better ears than me (not difficult) can decipher them.... e.g. who was he apologizing to about offending?

Also 2 thumbs up for the closing quote.  :thumbup:   :thumbup:
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What I hear:

"EZ Glider would like to apologize for leading you down rabbit hole....  Oh, and for being disrespectful to women, too.  Sorry Mr. Chainsaw....  The first part of the story was hundred percent true....   The rest was make believe for your angering (??)   .... You can take that to the bank, brohans!"

youtube version

 
Leroy Hoard said:
Idea gets a 9. Execution gets a 2.
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I'll take this. Not sure I could've done much more with the story, but I'm confident I could've done better with the ending if I would've pre-planned this out. Problem was I ran out of material after the 2nd post. I turned to Google for the 3rd post and it went over surprisingly well, so I went back again for the 4th post. Big mistake and mob started turning. The 5th post was pretty much what I imagined would've happened to me if I did take them to York. I knew everyone was going to hate the video, but it was all I could come up with at the time.  :bag: The flash video thing was unintentionally hilarious. I didn't want any of this weirdness tied back to me, so I put it there because they don't require an account (I may not care about my iRep, but I do care about my real-life one). So thanks to those that enjoyed at least some part of it and ####-off to those who didn't.  :thumbup:

 
I, for one, am excited for the sequel "Holy #### guys, my wife found one of Pink's hairs in my car and kicked me out.  Serious this time, I promise." 

 
E-Z Glider said:
I'll take this. Not sure I could've done much more with the story, but I'm confident I could've done better with the ending if I would've pre-planned this out. Problem was I ran out of material after the 2nd post. I turned to Google for the 3rd post and it went over surprisingly well, so I went back again for the 4th post. Big mistake and mob started turning. The 5th post was pretty much what I imagined would've happened to me if I did take them to York. I knew everyone was going to hate the video, but it was all I could come up with at the time.  :bag: The flash video thing was unintentionally hilarious. I didn't want any of this weirdness tied back to me, so I put it there because they don't require an account (I may not care about my iRep, but I do care about my real-life one). So thanks to those that enjoyed at least some part of it and ####-off to those who didn't.  :thumbup:
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You could have immediately jumped up the execution score by several points if you would have had a bit of soaking of the walls included   :shrug:  

 
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