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[Statorama]

It's bad luck to superstitious.

I can thank my lucky stars I am not superstitious.

I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.
- Michael Scott
-- Statorama

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I have a little Michael Scott in me (that's what she said)

 

[El Floppo]

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

 

[dickey moe]

"It's not lie if you believe it!" - George Costanza

 

[Bracie Smathers]

I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park but it’s just really hard to find thirty-two of them willing to do it.

 

[strykerpks]

RIP Bob Uecker

The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.

To last as long as I did with the skills I had, with the numbers I produced, was a triumph of the human spirit.

I led the league in "go get 'em next time."

 

[Bracie Smathers]

"The trouble with internet quotes is that you never can be sure of their authenticity."
-- Abraham Lincoln

 

[Quint]

Beating a dead horse is pointless....but it is good cardio.