Did you know Major League Soccer is back?
I'm not going to lie. I don't know much about soccer in general and MLS in particular. This morning, I was the MLS version of this guy naming the teams.
But no more. I'm all for sports starting back and that means I'm all in for the MLS return. Now I just need a team.
Suggest the team I should pick.
Couple of guiding principles.
If it's something pretentious like "_________ Football Club", don't even start. I'm out.
Mascot has to be cool.
Logo has to be cool.
Fans have to be cool.
And please don't tell me about their "kits". I don't know what that is.
The best thing you can do is tell me the NFL team they compare to. And if they have good beer at their stadium. You know. The important stuff.
Thanks.
I'm not going to lie. I don't know much about soccer in general and MLS in particular. This morning, I was the MLS version of this guy naming the teams.
But no more. I'm all for sports starting back and that means I'm all in for the MLS return. Now I just need a team.
Suggest the team I should pick.
Couple of guiding principles.
If it's something pretentious like "_________ Football Club", don't even start. I'm out.
Mascot has to be cool.
Logo has to be cool.
Fans have to be cool.
And please don't tell me about their "kits". I don't know what that is.
The best thing you can do is tell me the NFL team they compare to. And if they have good beer at their stadium. You know. The important stuff.
Thanks.
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