Rather fight Ronda or Floyd to win a million dollars? (1 Viewer)

[IC FBGCav]

If you win you get a million dollars. You have to beat Ronda Rousey in the octogon UFC rules or Floyd Mayweather boxing rules. Which one do you fight?

 

[sbonomo]

whats the point....you are going to lose both. I turn it down. I picked Floyd because at least you can you hands up to avoid a huge head shot. Your liver is going to hurt for a week thought. Rhonda very well could do permanent damage with an arm-bar or funky submission. Plus, if she catches you with the small gloves who know's what would happen.

 

[jamny]

whats the point....you are going to lose both.

 

[IC FBGCav]

whats the point....you are going to lose both. I turn it down. I picked Floyd because at least you can you hands up to avoid a huge head shot. Your liver is going to hurt for a week thought. Rhonda very well could do permanent damage with an arm-bar or funky submission. Plus, if she catches you with the small gloves who know's what would happen.

I got a punchers chance at both. I got 70 pounds on each and 6'3". You are either going to tap or get counted out. No matter what, if I don't win in 60 seconds, it is over. I think Floyd will do less damage to me and my best shot to win.

 

[Ted Lange as your Bartender]

I'd better get a least a million from my share of the PPV buys just for showing up

 

[IC FBGCav]

I'd better get a least a million from my share of the PPV buys just for showing up

Nope winner take all.

 

[FUBAR]

whats the point....you are going to lose both. I turn it down. I picked Floyd because at least you can you hands up to avoid a huge head shot. Your liver is going to hurt for a week thought. Rhonda very well could do permanent damage with an arm-bar or funky submission. Plus, if she catches you with the small gloves who know's what would happen.

if we get nothing unless we win, I'm turning both down.

If we win something worthwhile even when (not if) we lose, I'll "fight" Floyd. By "fight" I mean lay down without him getting a chance to touch me.

If quitting without contact isn't allowed, I'll "fight" Rhonda. Simply because I trust that she won't snap my arm or neck after I tap.

 

[IC FBGCav]

whats the point....you are going to lose both. I turn it down. I picked Floyd because at least you can you hands up to avoid a huge head shot. Your liver is going to hurt for a week thought. Rhonda very well could do permanent damage with an arm-bar or funky submission. Plus, if she catches you with the small gloves who know's what would happen.

if we get nothing unless we win, I'm turning both down.

If we win something worthwhile even when (not if) we lose, I'll "fight" Floyd. By "fight" I mean lay down without him getting a chance to touch me.

If quitting without contact isn't allowed, I'll "fight" Rhonda. Simply because I trust that she won't snap my arm or neck after I tap.

You can tap, doesn't mean she will be a good sport and let go, you might piss her off.

 

[FUBAR]

whats the point....you are going to lose both. I turn it down. I picked Floyd because at least you can you hands up to avoid a huge head shot. Your liver is going to hurt for a week thought. Rhonda very well could do permanent damage with an arm-bar or funky submission. Plus, if she catches you with the small gloves who know's what would happen.

if we get nothing unless we win, I'm turning both down.

If we win something worthwhile even when (not if) we lose, I'll "fight" Floyd. By "fight" I mean lay down without him getting a chance to touch me.

If quitting without contact isn't allowed, I'll "fight" Rhonda. Simply because I trust that she won't snap my arm or neck after I tap.

You can tap, doesn't mean she will be a good sport and let go, you might piss her off.

wouldn't that DQ her, thus giving me a cool million?

 

[Guest]

I have a better chance of landing a lucky shot against Ronda than I do against Floyd. No question.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

I'll fight the 5'3" 135lb chick, please and thanks.

 

[Zow]

RR of course. I give myself a .01% of beating Rhonda whereas I literally think my odds of beating Floyd would be 0%. With Rhonda, I could see a 1/1000 chance of getting absurdly lucky where I caught her with a punch or a defensive knee. With Floyd, given that it's within the rules of boxing, I see absolutely no scenario where I'd beat him. Heck, maybe the only chance would be to get him somehow disqualified (toss out some racial slurs at the opening bell and maybe he tackles me and starts using illegal moves??) but I don't think that's what the OP has in mind for this poll.

 

[IC FBGCav]

It would be worth the million just to have Ronda take me down and wrap her legs around my face.................

Yeah, that we be totally sexual SNAP

 

[Zow]

whats the point....you are going to lose both. I turn it down. I picked Floyd because at least you can you hands up to avoid a huge head shot. Your liver is going to hurt for a week thought. Rhonda very well could do permanent damage with an arm-bar or funky submission. Plus, if she catches you with the small gloves who know's what would happen.

I got a punchers chance at both. I got 70 pounds on each and 6'3". You are either going to tap or get counted out. No matter what, if I don't win in 60 seconds, it is over. I think Floyd will do less damage to me and my best shot to win.

Dude you'd never land a punch on him.

 

[IC FBGCav]

RR of course. I give myself a .01% of beating Rhonda whereas I literally think my odds of beating Floyd would be 0%. With Rhonda, I could see a 1/1000 chance of getting absurdly lucky where I caught her with a punch or a defensive knee. With Floyd, given that it's within the rules of boxing, I see absolutely no scenario where I'd beat him. Heck, maybe the only chance would be to get him somehow disqualified (toss out some racial slurs at the opening bell and maybe he tackles me and starts using illegal moves??) but I don't think that's what the OP has in mind for this poll.

You get at least on good shot to the balls before dq, if you can hit them.

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Rhonda

 

[IC FBGCav]

whats the point....you are going to lose both. I turn it down. I picked Floyd because at least you can you hands up to avoid a huge head shot. Your liver is going to hurt for a week thought. Rhonda very well could do permanent damage with an arm-bar or funky submission. Plus, if she catches you with the small gloves who know's what would happen.

I got a punchers chance at both. I got 70 pounds on each and 6'3". You are either going to tap or get counted out. No matter what, if I don't win in 60 seconds, it is over. I think Floyd will do less damage to me and my best shot to win.

Dude you'd never land a punch on him.

I disagree. Seriously. I can bull rush for one minute before I gas. I have much reach. Plus probably have to eat many shots.

 

[Ted Lange as your Bartender]

I'd better get a least a million from my share of the PPV buys just for showing up

Nope winner take all.

Then I'm firing my agent

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How long do I get to train?

 

[IC FBGCav]

How long do I get to train?

One night, you get 24 hours notice to accept the challenge.

 

[Gadabout]

Since a lot of people seem to think that Ronda can beat untrained NFL players, I'd rather fight James Harrison.

 

[GOB]

RR of course. I give myself a .01% of beating Rhonda whereas I literally think my odds of beating Floyd would be 0%. With Rhonda, I could see a 1/1000 chance of getting absurdly lucky where I caught her with a punch or a defensive knee. With Floyd, given that it's within the rules of boxing, I see absolutely no scenario where I'd beat him. Heck, maybe the only chance would be to get him somehow disqualified (toss out some racial slurs at the opening bell and maybe he tackles me and starts using illegal moves??) but I don't think that's what the OP has in mind for this poll.

Bring RacistEx ring side? Bold move, cotton.

 

[IC FBGCav]

Who do you think hits harder? With their respective leagues gloves and bare fisted.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How long do I get to train?

One night, you get 24 hours notice to accept the challenge.

Screw it then. I'd probably just take RR. I'd rather be put in a quick sub and then tap out without any major damage than let MW scramble my brains.

 

[comfortably numb]

Am I allowed to read to mayweather?

 

[GregR]

I have a better chance of landing a lucky shot against Ronda than I do against Floyd. No question.

That's my thinking too.

I probably have better odds getting a lucky/well-timed knee to her head on a take down attempt, than I do landing a knockout shot on Floyd.

Small odds either way.

 

[BowieMercs]

Fla\/\/ed

I'd go 1 round with Floyd for no less than $10M guaranteed... That should cover the medical bills/funeral expenses & leave a nestegg for the wife. Not getting in a fight with RR for any amount of $. No chance of winning against either of them.

 

[sbonomo]

Who do you think hits harder? With their respective leagues gloves and bare fisted.

that is a stupid questions......

 

[IC FBGCav]

Who do you think hits harder? With their respective leagues gloves and bare fisted.

that is a stupid questions......

You think Floyd hits harder with boxing gloves then her with mma gloves.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

Come on, I'm 6'2". I choose both and win $2 million.

 

[EYLive]

I'll fight the 5'3" 135lb chick, please and thanks.

So Floyd?

 

[EYLive]

I'd pick Floyd. I'd kick him in the balls then hug him the rest of the time. Go home without a scratch on me.

 

[sbonomo]

Who do you think hits harder? With their respective leagues gloves and bare fisted.

that is a stupid questions......

You think Floyd hits harder with boxing gloves then her with mma gloves.

he is the best boxer in the world, a man and out weights her significantly. That is a stupid question.

 

[Long Ball Larry]

I don't know about significantly, maybe 15-20 pounds.

 

[sbonomo]

I don't know about significantly, maybe 15-20 pounds.

15-20 lbs of pure muscle....are you kidding me

 

[sports_fan]

Mayweather. I'd lose to both but at least I wouldn't get hurt fighting Mayweather.

 

[Thunderlips]

If both wanted to hurt you...they'd hurt you.

Got to go with Rousey. I think I'd at least stand a "lucky puncher's" chance. I don't think I'd get within arms reach of Floyd.

 

[Pipes]

whats the point....you are going to lose both. I turn it down. I picked Floyd because at least you can you hands up to avoid a huge head shot. Your liver is going to hurt for a week thought. Rhonda very well could do permanent damage with an arm-bar or funky submission. Plus, if she catches you with the small gloves who know's what would happen.

I got a punchers chance at both. I got 70 pounds on each and 6'3". You are either going to tap or get counted out. No matter what, if I don't win in 60 seconds, it is over. I think Floyd will do less damage to me and my best shot to win.

Dude you'd never land a punch on him.

I disagree. Seriously. I can bull rush for one minute before I gas. I have much reach. Plus probably have to eat many shots.

Terrible Schtick here. The average Joe would not come close to laying a glove on Floyd in a boxing match. Come on man.

 

[FUBAR]

whats the point....you are going to lose both. I turn it down. I picked Floyd because at least you can you hands up to avoid a huge head shot. Your liver is going to hurt for a week thought. Rhonda very well could do permanent damage with an arm-bar or funky submission. Plus, if she catches you with the small gloves who know's what would happen.

I got a punchers chance at both. I got 70 pounds on each and 6'3". You are either going to tap or get counted out. No matter what, if I don't win in 60 seconds, it is over. I think Floyd will do less damage to me and my best shot to win.

Dude you'd never land a punch on him.

I disagree. Seriously. I can bull rush for one minute before I gas. I have much reach. Plus probably have to eat many shots.

Terrible Schtick here. The average Joe would not come close to laying a glove on Floyd in a boxing match. Come on man.

99% of us, if we tried to bull rush, would be knocked out cold immediately.

Maybe if we tried to tire him out and the ring were big enough. And it was in a deep lake. Yeah, that's the ticket - I'll fight Floyd but it has to be in Lake Michigan.

 

[otello]

I'd have a better shot running the 100 against Usain Bolt.

 

[sports_fan]

I'd have a better shot running the 100 against Usain Bolt.

No you wouldn't

 

[modogg]

yeah, poll was kind of hurt by suggesting you had to win. basically that makes everyone ineligible. if the poll was you get a million dollars to face Rousey in the UFC or Floyd in boxing, i would go Rousey. I don't want to get punched in the head for 12 rounds straight. i would be happy to get out of there in less than a minute with hopefully nothing broken.

 

[EYLive]

Nobody wins against either one. Why not just get DQ'd kicking Floyd in the face and call it a day?

 

[modogg]

Who do you think hits harder? With their respective leagues gloves and bare fisted.

that is a stupid questions......

You think Floyd hits harder with boxing gloves then her with mma gloves.

he is the best boxer in the world, a man and out weights her significantly. That is a stupid question.

not that easy of an answer. boxing has 8-10 oz. gloves, MMA has 4 oz. gloves. i would assume Floyd hits harder based on the fact that he has trained those muscles like that his whole life, but if Ronda hits you on "the button", maybe temple, or behind the ear, almost all will go down

 

[IC FBGCav]

whats the point....you are going to lose both. I turn it down. I picked Floyd because at least you can you hands up to avoid a huge head shot. Your liver is going to hurt for a week thought. Rhonda very well could do permanent damage with an arm-bar or funky submission. Plus, if she catches you with the small gloves who know's what would happen.

I got a punchers chance at both. I got 70 pounds on each and 6'3". You are either going to tap or get counted out. No matter what, if I don't win in 60 seconds, it is over. I think Floyd will do less damage to me and my best shot to win.

Dude you'd never land a punch on him.

I disagree. Seriously. I can bull rush for one minute before I gas. I have much reach. Plus probably have to eat many shots.

Terrible Schtick here. The average Joe would not come close to laying a glove on Floyd in a boxing match. Come on man.

It is not like i have never been in a ring or trained martial arts. No where the level of them, but not 100% green. Yes i know how to defend an arm bar, and i know she can leverage me.

 

[Mile High]

Hopefully they take it as all in good fun and buy drinks after. I would rather have drinks with Ronda

 

[Freelove]

I'd have a better shot running the 100 against Usain Bolt.

I would fight him.

 

[The Ref]

Who do you think hits harder? With their respective leagues gloves and bare fisted.

that is a stupid questions......

You think Floyd hits harder with boxing gloves then her with mma gloves.

he is the best boxer in the world, a man and out weights her significantly. That is a stupid question.

Thank you for bringing sanity to this thread.

 

[opensourcebeer]

As long as I can Last Boy Scout this one, it's an easy win.

 

[ILUVBEER99]

would rather fight Rousey.

Against Floyd you either get KO'd or pummeled for awhile. Against Rousey would just get submitted and could tap before major damage was done.