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[hooter311]

Give Em Hell, Malone

At face value, I should have loved this. An ultra violent, comic book style crime noir with Thomas Jane and Ving Rhames much in the vein of Sin City. Execution was terrible and not very interesting. By the end I could care less.

1.5/5

MacGruber

I laughed a few times, mostly at the ultra raunchy dialogue and liberal use of the "F" word. Not much else for redeeming value. The distraction technique got a giggle.

2.5/5

 

[Kenny Powers]

Give Em Hell, Malone

At face value, I should have loved this. An ultra violent, comic book style crime noir with Thomas Jane and Ving Rhames much in the vein of Sin City. Execution was terrible and not very interesting. By the end I could care less.

1.5/5

DVRd this because it sounded good but deleted it for the sake of space. Might not try recording it again

 

[Kenny Powers]

Rock Star

Marky Mark in a hair metal band? Sweet! Alright. This movie is officially one of my guilty pleasures. Silly story, bad wigs, and some extremely corny writing. But it's a fitting love letter to 80s hair metal. There are thousands of reasons to hate this movie, but what can I say? It makes me smile.

Half of Wahlberg movies are like this, the other half are actually good. Thats why I said awhile back hes one of the most consistently watchable actors for me. Out of his 24 movies through 2009, Max Payne and The Happening were his only swings and misses IMO (and The Happening is so bad its almost good/funny)...He's got plenty of well known movies, but he also got some smaller, underrated movies in his resume like The Yards, Traveller, and The Truth About Charlie.

...with Sniper being the most awesome.

I've said it before- I think he's truly awful. Consistently awful. He's done some good movies, fun movies- but I've never liked him in any of them.

I could see not thinking he's a highly talented actor, but he's good at what he does - tough guys with a sense of humor. Playing Mickey Ward in The Fighter might be his first role where he is playing a serious character (Bale looks like he might get nominated for this BTW)Like I said, 90% of his movies are pretty good and entertaining, and then there's the handful of his movies that were very good: The Departed, Three Kings, Boogie Nights, We Own The Night, Basketball Diaries

 

[jdoggydogg]

I don't know - I think the scene with him and his mom is laughably bad. "you don't know what I can do!!"

Walberg's acting in that Boogie Nights works for me because he's playing someone completely in his range - which is almost zero.

 

[jdoggydogg]

I've said it before- I think he's truly awful. Consistently awful. He's done some good movies, fun movies- but I've never liked him in any of them.

this is pretty much my assessment of him. he has absolutely no range as an actor. when he's able to hit the right note for his role, it is the same note over and over again.

He mostly stinks. But to be fair, range is only one consideration when viewing an actor. How much range does Clint Eastwood have?I enjoyed Walberg in The Departed - although that wasn't exactly a challenging role.

 

[Alex P Keaton]

Just watched Play Misty For Me last night. Eastwood's directorial debut. Not a great film, but enjoyable nonetheless. Fatal Attraction seems like somewhat of a ripoff on it, but maybe that's just me.

 

[desert rose]

I just saw The Backup Plan. I really wanted to like this chick flick, but Jennifer Lopez is such a horrible actress she should be banned from every movie set. The best scene where was she fainted head first into the water where her fellow support group friend had just given birth and and also squeezed out a log.

 

[TylerRoseFan]

Jennifer's Body-Mrs TRF and I will never get that 1.5 hours of our life back. The only redeeming quality of the movie is...well, I'm not so sure there are any redeeming qualities....Don't watch it....even for Megan "toe thumb" Fox.

0.5/5

 

[dmac37]

Saw The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

Very engrossing, well done movie.

It's the best movie I've seen in quite a while.

Great Movie!

Any recommendations of other movies similar to this, Swedish or otherwise?

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Saw The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

Very engrossing, well done movie.

It's the best movie I've seen in quite a while.

Great Movie!

Any recommendations of other movies similar to this, Swedish or otherwise?

What does "similar" mean? Graphic violence against women that devolves into a pretty standard whodunnit?

 

[Drifter]

The Lovely Bones

Felt like this could have been done a lot better. A lot of director masturbation in this one with some scenese being interminably long and unnecessary. This movie needed a good editor.

 

[dmac37]

Saw The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

Very engrossing, well done movie.

It's the best movie I've seen in quite a while.

Great Movie!

Any recommendations of other movies similar to this, Swedish or otherwise?

What does "similar" mean? Graphic violence against women that devolves into a pretty standard whodunnit?

Just in general, if you like The Girl With the Dragon Tatoo you will like.......

 

[belljr]

Rock Star

Marky Mark in a hair metal band? Sweet! Alright. This movie is officially one of my guilty pleasures. Silly story, bad wigs, and some extremely corny writing. But it's a fitting love letter to 80s hair metal. There are thousands of reasons to hate this movie, but what can I say? It makes me smile.

I love this movie. I have a couple songs on my mp3 player.STAND UP AND SHOUT

 

[Chaka]

Saw The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.

Very engrossing, well done movie.

It's the best movie I've seen in quite a while.

Great Movie!

Any recommendations of other movies similar to this, Swedish or otherwise?

The Girl Who Played With Fire is in theaters now. Haven't seen it yet but it stands to reason that you will at least be intrigued by it.

 

[Chaka]

The Lovely Bones

Felt like this could have been done a lot better. A lot of director masturbation in this one with some scenese being interminably long and unnecessary. This movie needed a good editor.

And much more concise than mine. I am still disappointed by this film because I thought it could have been so much more.

 

[jdoggydogg]

Rock Star

Marky Mark in a hair metal band? Sweet! Alright. This movie is officially one of my guilty pleasures. Silly story, bad wigs, and some extremely corny writing. But it's a fitting love letter to 80s hair metal. There are thousands of reasons to hate this movie, but what can I say? It makes me smile.

I love this movie. I have a couple songs on my mp3 player.STAND UP AND SHOUT

We aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllll diieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yooooooooooooong.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Just in general, if you like The Girl With the Dragon Tatoo you will like.......

Run Lola, Run?

 

[Chaka]

Just in general, if you like The Girl With the Dragon Tatoo you will like.......

Run Lola, Run?

Audition?

 

[saintfool]

Just in general, if you like The Girl With the Dragon Tatoo you will like.......

Run Lola, Run?

Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

 

[Statorama]

Rock Star

Marky Mark in a hair metal band? Sweet! Alright. This movie is officially one of my guilty pleasures. Silly story, bad wigs, and some extremely corny writing. But it's a fitting love letter to 80s hair metal. There are thousands of reasons to hate this movie, but what can I say? It makes me smile.

I love this movie. I have a couple songs on my mp3 player.STAND UP AND SHOUT

Bonus for fans of "The Wire", one of the band members is Jimmy McNulty

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Finally caught Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel. Yes. It was just as bad as it sounds.

Which actually sucks because the first one wasn't that terrible for a family movie.

Caught Transformers 2 again as well. It still sucks.

 

[jdoggydogg]

Finally caught Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel. Yes. It was just as bad as it sounds.

I'll never see this. But I admit that the title cracks me up every time I hear it.

 

[belljr]

Rock Star

Marky Mark in a hair metal band? Sweet! Alright. This movie is officially one of my guilty pleasures. Silly story, bad wigs, and some extremely corny writing. But it's a fitting love letter to 80s hair metal. There are thousands of reasons to hate this movie, but what can I say? It makes me smile.

I love this movie. I have a couple songs on my mp3 player.STAND UP AND SHOUT

Bonus for fans of "The Wire", one of the band members is Jimmy McNulty

You don't call Kirk Cuddy, the lead guitarist some band member

 

[jdoggydogg]

Rock Star

Marky Mark in a hair metal band? Sweet! Alright. This movie is officially one of my guilty pleasures. Silly story, bad wigs, and some extremely corny writing. But it's a fitting love letter to 80s hair metal. There are thousands of reasons to hate this movie, but what can I say? It makes me smile.

I love this movie. I have a couple songs on my mp3 player.STAND UP AND SHOUT

Bonus for fans of "The Wire", one of the band members is Jimmy McNulty

It's funny. Dominic West has a weird accent. If I didn't know he was British, I'd say he has a terrible fake accent.

 

[packersfan]

Bandslam - I really liked this movie, but I am very partial to HS movies. There was a lot of discussion / dialogue about bands that was pretty cool. It did have a 'geek gets the girl' type plot that is often overplayed, but I don't really get tired of it. At least it wasn't Cera this time. Lisa Kudrow played her part pretty well. I like HS movies, and I like bands / music... so I liked this film.

I was surprised how much I enjoyed this film. I basically tuned in cuz Vanessa Hudgens is hot but it was a fun movie. The music was good and I thought it did a good job of portraying how each of three main characters were struggling to discover who they really were. I think it got lost at the box office because people assumed it was a "High School Musical" clone with Hudgens but the film is much better than that in my opinion.

 

[dmac37]

Just in general, if you like The Girl With the Dragon Tatoo you will like.......

Run Lola, Run?

Audition?

Just noticed the 2nd movie in the Girl Tatoo trilogy "The Girl Who Played with Fire" added and bumped to #1 in my Netflix queue.Already have seen Audition, very twisted and interesting but did not think it was on the level of The Girl With the Dragon Tatoo. Run Lola Run looks interesting so I also added that to my queue. On this genre of films I would suggest Alexandra's Project, different and very well done IMO.

 

[videoguy505]

Finally caught Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel. Yes. It was just as bad as it sounds.

I'll never see this. But I admit that the title cracks me up every time I hear it.

IIRC, it's the highest grossing movie of all time directed by a woman.

 

[jdoggydogg]

Finally caught Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel. Yes. It was just as bad as it sounds.

I'll never see this. But I admit that the title cracks me up every time I hear it.

IIRC, it's the highest grossing movie of all time directed by a woman.

Oy. That's not much of an accomplishment.

 

[videoguy505]

Finally caught Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel. Yes. It was just as bad as it sounds.

I'll never see this. But I admit that the title cracks me up every time I hear it.

IIRC, it's the highest grossing movie of all time directed by a woman.

Oy. That's not much of an accomplishment.

Trivia: also the second highest grossing movie ever (behind Big Fat Greek Wedding) to never be #1 on any week in release.

 

[Socrates11]

Finally caught Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel. Yes. It was just as bad as it sounds.

Not really for you though. My kids, 6 and 3, loved it. Especially my 3 year old girl, who still goes around singing the "girl chipmunk" songs.

 

[Chaka]

Just in general, if you like The Girl With the Dragon Tatoo you will like.......

Run Lola, Run?

Audition?

Just noticed the 2nd movie in the Girl Tatoo trilogy "The Girl Who Played with Fire" added and bumped to #1 in my Netflix queue.Already have seen Audition, very twisted and interesting but did not think it was on the level of The Girl With the Dragon Tatoo. Run Lola Run looks interesting so I also added that to my queue. On this genre of films I would suggest Alexandra's Project, different and very well done IMO.

Run Lola Run is a terrific film.I was kidding about Audition, not nearly the same type of film as TGWTDT.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Run Lola Run is a terrific film.

With an awesome soundtrack.

 

[Chaka]

Run Lola Run is a terrific film.

With an awesome soundtrack.

No doubt. I have a heavy dose of RLR soundtrack in my marathon training playlist.

 

[Yankee23Fan]

Finally caught Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel. Yes. It was just as bad as it sounds.

Not really for you though. My kids, 6 and 3, loved it. Especially my 3 year old girl, who still goes around singing the "girl chipmunk" songs.

The first one was funny. We actually bought it the reception of it was good in our home. This one was just horrid. Even my kid just walked out of the room for most of it and played with his toys.

 

[SmoovySmoov]

As an aside, just to interject a story here............bout 4 or 5 years ago, when the first Alvin & the Chipmunks had just left theaters and was hitting PPV, I happened to be dating an older woman who I refer to as "Crazy Cougar". I'm 36 now, but was about 33 or 34 at the time. She was in her 40's, but had had a kid at 18, who had later had a kid at 17, which made her a hot grandma. Anywho, in addition to the daughter, she also had a son who was a freshman or sophomore in high school, who was not very happy that his mom was dating me.

So anyways, if any of you know me from this thread, you know that I lean towards the "movie snob" end of the movie watching scale. In fact I'm waaaaaaaaay over on that end. All this talk of Alvin & the Chipmunks reminded me of the first time I was in the house with the woman when her son was home, and we were flipping through the channels. The kid asked me if I had ever seen it. I said no, I must have missed that one. He replied "It's only the greatest movie in the history of the world".

 

[Drifter]

The Lovely Bones: This movie really drives home the importance of post production film editing because whoever was in charge of it for this film (I'm looking at you Peter Jackson) was horrible. This movie had an interesting enough premise (many film approach the premise of the dead viewing life from the other side) but it just seemed to have no idea what it wanted to be.

Three scenes jump out as examples of this:

2) Susan Sarrandon as the zany mother-in-law coming to stay with the family. - Okay wtf? Did I suddenly end up in a romantic comedy with Hugh Grant and J-Lo? This sequence had no place in this movie.

3) Ronan's anger in the afterlife influencing Wahlberg and making him pursue Tucci with the baseball bat. While I like how they resolved that scene the fact that Ronan, who previously suggested no remorse at her death, A) was now angry at Tucci & B) her mood influencing the living were just sprung upon the audience out of nowhere. Zero development of these premises prior to that scene.

Bonus #4) So now she can not only be seen by the living, which I thought was well established early in the film, but she can possess them too? And she decides to not go to heaven because she has business to take care of on earth then it turns out that business is to kiss the British tool (our happy Hollywood ending) instead of y'know, draw some attention to the guy who is dumping her body in the sinkhole. Sure we get to satisfy our need for justice (revenge/blood lust) a little later but the wheels completely fell off for me at this point.
*** SPOILER ALERT! Click this link to display the potential spoiler text in this box. ***");document.close();I am not sure if the last two are entirely an editing flaw, poor storytelling or both. But they all really detracted from what I thought was a movie with much greater potential.

Ultimately I left this film thinking "What the hell was that supposed to be about?" and "It could have been 30 minutes shorter too."

Agree completely with #1. Had no place in the movie. I didn't read the book but I guess it might have had some significance there but it should have been edited out.Mega-agree with #2. During that scene, I turned to my wife and said, "This movie is all over the place.". Should have been edited out.

3. I find that believable. Their bond allowed the influence.

4. There's a scene early on when they first introduce the dark haired girl where Suzie says something to the effect of, "I didn't realize until later that she could see things other people couldn't".

 

[EasyMorningRebel]

Just re-watched At Close Range for the first time in a long while. Excellent flick. Walken needs to do gritty more. He's become a caricature of himself lately and I miss the Walken that actually made you think he was insane. One of Penn's better performances as well. Holds up well for a nearly 25 year old film.

 

[jdoggydogg]

Finally caught Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel. Yes. It was just as bad as it sounds.

I'll never see this. But I admit that the title cracks me up every time I hear it.

IIRC, it's the highest grossing movie of all time directed by a woman.

Oy. That's not much of an accomplishment.

Trivia: also the second highest grossing movie ever (behind Big Fat Greek Wedding) to never be #1 on any week in release.

No accounting for taste, I suppose.

 

[RudiStein]

Just re-watched At Close Range for the first time in a long while. Excellent flick. Walken needs to do gritty more. He's become a caricature of himself lately and I miss the Walken that actually made you think he was insane. One of Penn's better performances as well. Holds up well for a nearly 25 year old film.

Great supporting cast too. RD Call, Tracy Walter, JC Quinn, David Strathairn (he's epileptic), Crispin Glover...

 

[jdoggydogg]

As an aside, just to interject a story here............bout 4 or 5 years ago, when the first Alvin & the Chipmunks had just left theaters and was hitting PPV, I happened to be dating an older woman who I refer to as "Crazy Cougar". I'm 36 now, but was about 33 or 34 at the time. She was in her 40's, but had had a kid at 18, who had later had a kid at 17, which made her a hot grandma. Anywho, in addition to the daughter, she also had a son who was a freshman or sophomore in high school, who was not very happy that his mom was dating me.

So anyways, if any of you know me from this thread, you know that I lean towards the "movie snob" end of the movie watching scale. In fact I'm waaaaaaaaay over on that end. All this talk of Alvin & the Chipmunks reminded me of the first time I was in the house with the woman when her son was home, and we were flipping through the channels. The kid asked me if I had ever seen it. I said no, I must have missed that one. He replied "It's only the greatest movie in the history of the world".

Pffft Everyone knows that The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie is the greatest movie in the history of the world.

 

[Andy Dufresne]

Everyone knows that The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie is the greatest movie in the history of the world.

Don't know about the movie, but the song is awesome.I too do not look good in leggings. Nor have I ever been to Boston in the fall.

 

[hooter311]

Showdown in Little Tokyo

On a technical level, this is complete garbage. Bad script, bad acting, terrible plot. On an awesomeness level, this flick is off the charts. You know when someone jump kicks over a movie car in the first 5 minutes, you are in for a treat. Some good ole fashioned 80's style martial arts with lots of kicking. The constant one liners truely take this film to another level. Here is a small sample:

Yoshida: You are dead!

Chris Kenner: Hell sucked! We are back!

Johnny Murata: Kenner, just in case we get killed, I wanted to tell you that you have the biggest #### I've ever seen on a man.

Chris Kenner: [nods] Thank you.

Plus, I can't believe the beer bottles full of crystal meth plan didn't work out as well as the Yakuza hope, that was genious!

4/5 on a man scale

2.5/5 for chicks and dweebs

 

[jdoggydogg]

Everyone knows that The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie is the greatest movie in the history of the world.

Don't know about the movie, but the song is awesome.I too do not look good in leggings. Nor have I ever been to Boston in the fall.

I remember taking my son to that movie. There was a guy in line in front of me, and he said, "Two tickets for the Oakland Raider movie. Yanno...The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything."

I thought that was a great line.

 

[SmoovySmoov]

Deep Red arrives tomorrow. Jdogg, this better be good, or I'm coming off the top rope.

 

[Chaka]

The Lovely Bones: This movie really drives home the importance of post production film editing because whoever was in charge of it for this film (I'm looking at you Peter Jackson) was horrible. This movie had an interesting enough premise (many film approach the premise of the dead viewing life from the other side) but it just seemed to have no idea what it wanted to be.

Three scenes jump out as examples of this:

2) Susan Sarrandon as the zany mother-in-law coming to stay with the family. - Okay wtf? Did I suddenly end up in a romantic comedy with Hugh Grant and J-Lo? This sequence had no place in this movie.

3) Ronan's anger in the afterlife influencing Wahlberg and making him pursue Tucci with the baseball bat. While I like how they resolved that scene the fact that Ronan, who previously suggested no remorse at her death, A) was now angry at Tucci & B) her mood influencing the living were just sprung upon the audience out of nowhere. Zero development of these premises prior to that scene.

Bonus #4) So now she can not only be seen by the living, which I thought was well established early in the film, but she can possess them too? And she decides to not go to heaven because she has business to take care of on earth then it turns out that business is to kiss the British tool (our happy Hollywood ending) instead of y'know, draw some attention to the guy who is dumping her body in the sinkhole. Sure we get to satisfy our need for justice (revenge/blood lust) a little later but the wheels completely fell off for me at this point.
*** SPOILER ALERT! Click this link to display the potential spoiler text in this box. ***

");document.close();I am not sure if the last two are entirely an editing flaw, poor storytelling or both. But they all really detracted from what I thought was a movie with much greater potential.

Ultimately I left this film thinking "What the hell was that supposed to be about?" and "It could have been 30 minutes shorter too."

Agree completely with #1. Had no place in the movie. I didn't read the book but I guess it might have had some significance there but it should have been edited out.Mega-agree with #2. During that scene, I turned to my wife and said, "This movie is all over the place.". Should have been edited out.

3. I find that believable. Their bond allowed the influence.

4. There's a scene early on when they first introduce the dark haired girl where Suzie says something to the effect of, "I didn't realize until later that she could see things other people couldn't".

 

[KarmaPolice]

Last night I had the pleasure of watching The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.

What a fantastically wonderful piece of crap this movie was. For some reason I couldn't bring myself to turn to a different channel.

 

[saintfool]

Last night I had the pleasure of watching The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.

What a fantastically wonderful piece of crap this movie was. For some reason I couldn't bring myself to turn to a different channel.

a buddy of mine had that on vhs and we'd watch it just to crack on it, a la MST3K. good times."muh hair! muh hair!"

 

[SmoovySmoov]

Last night I had the pleasure of watching The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.

What a fantastically wonderful piece of crap this movie was. For some reason I couldn't bring myself to turn to a different channel.

You didn't think we'd kill the f-ing koala bear, did ya?

 

[saintfool]

Last night I had the pleasure of watching The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.

What a fantastically wonderful piece of crap this movie was. For some reason I couldn't bring myself to turn to a different channel.

You didn't think we'd kill the f-ing koala bear, did ya?

something like...[security guys come to escort FF out of building]

"let me guess! your names are Neal and Bob or that just what you do?"

 

[KarmaPolice]

Last night I had the pleasure of watching The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.

What a fantastically wonderful piece of crap this movie was. For some reason I couldn't bring myself to turn to a different channel.

a buddy of mine had that on vhs and we'd watch it just to crack on it, a la MST3K. good times."muh hair! muh hair!"

There is some great cheese in this movie. Also love Freddy Kruger dressed in leather and a collar with a cheesy accent.