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Selena Gomez (1 Viewer)
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NewlyRetired
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McGarnicle
Footballguy
I'm undecided. Need more pics.
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
tommyboy
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Tom Hagen
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
She still turns my crank.
James Daulton
Footballguy
She's cute and all but walk down any beach any summer and you'll happen upon a lot of young chicks equal or better than her.
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pantherclub
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pantherclub
Footballguy
south park. Charlotte. It's insane the talent in there.
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
But are they Selena Gomez?
DocHolliday
Footballguy
Totally agree with this. She is attractive and I would bang without a doubt. However, she is nothing special.
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Dentist
***Official FBG Dentist***
The best thing about 20-22 year old girls, is that when they are wet they look 18
jhib
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Michael Brown
Footballguy
I'm at the beach just about every weekend in the summer. I've never seen a girl in real life that's hotter than Selena Gomez IMO. Obviously it's just MO though, so I understand you'd disagree. But she's my current #1 and has been for awhile, so I'll fight anyone to the death who dare disparages her
McGarnicle
Footballguy
Gotta respect that.
packersfan
Footballguy
I'm in Wisconsin and I've never met anyone hotter than her here.
Granted, this state sucks hard for hot chicks but Selena's pretty damn hot IMO.
Tom Servo
Nittany Beavers
Binky The Doormat
Footballguy
Kind of like a state full of weight watchers meetings. Not a fair comparison.
Most of them are built like a grapefruit on toothpicks.
packersfan
Footballguy
There's no doubt there are hotter chicks around than Selena Gomez. But not all of them are Selena Gomez or have her level of fame and so forth. I've always found celebrity chicks hotter (and often much hotter) than regular chicks. It's the name factor. Banging Sherry next door might be fun and a story you'll tell some friends. Banging Selena Gomez is a story you'll tell everybody.
offdee
Footballguy
That's all well and good, but her name and bragging rights has nothing to do with how hot she is.
Give me the choice to bang a 7.5 Selena Gomez or an 8.5 random Stacy in Orlando.....I'm banging Selena Gomez. That doesn't mean famous Selena is hotter than regular Stacy.
packersfan
Footballguy
I agree but I do think Selena is very hot. She's been upping her game quite a bit lately and it's working.
Smack Tripper
Footballguy
RBM
Footballguy
McGarnicle
Footballguy
There are 174 girls at our local high school hotter than Selena. It was 175 but looks like Kaitlyn Parker's been hitting the cupcakes again.
Dentist
***Official FBG Dentist***
I pretty much agree with this.
A celeb chick also has the benefits of the makeup, the tailor fittted waredrobe, and when you see them they are almost always presented in their best possible light.
There are plenty of girls as hot or hotter than Selena that if they had the access to her makeup and hair person, tailor, etc.. they could no doubt top her (let alone her access to personal trainers and chefs, and top of the line skin care products).
I'd be thrilled at the chance to snap one off on her back while she wasn't looking, let alone enter her forcefully.... but there is no doubt that I can find several chicks on the pr0n sites that are nobodies that are hotter.
James Daulton
Footballguy
James Daulton
Footballguy
And for the last time, no one is saying she's not really pretty. She's just not as amazing as so many make her out to be. If you're not convinced, dip your toe into the yoga pants thread, I'd dare say that SG would be one of the least attractive in most of those links.
bostonfred
Footballguy
The chest dumping thing just turned less funny now that it's mixed with rape fantasies.
Dentist
***Official FBG Dentist***
usually i'd associate snapping one off as masturbation, but i can understand how that could also get associated with chest dumping.
Anyway, i was trying to be funny, suggesting that she's so attractive that even being in her general vicinity in a sexual capacity would be awesome, let alone if i were actually able to have consensual relations with her.
But it was a swing and miss... no worries.
i do see the confusion: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Snapping+One+Off
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snap+one+off
I'll clear up my diction
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NewlyRetired
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I find it similar to the Emma Watson factor.
I fully acknowledge that Emma is probably a slightly above average looking lady if you removed her fame and trappings but that still does not stop me from keeping her near or at the top of my list (any list).
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dickey moe
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bicycle_seat_sniffer
Smells like chicken
Ditkaless Wonders
Footballguy
packersfan
Footballguy
I figured he meant Bryan Cranston had a harem of smoking hot early 20somethings he's nailing on the side.
packersfan
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