Sharknado3-Oh Hell No! debuts Wed.July 22nd/9pm (1 Viewer)

[Jaysus]

Ghost Shark? Wow, he freaking pVVn3d that chick.

 

[Frostillicus]

"Sharks can't swim through sand."

That one may have potential as a Jaws/Tremors hybrid. Anyone seen it?

I have it on my DVR.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Is Ghost Shark the one starring Thora Birch or the one starring Bill Cosby?

 

[Franknbeans]

dare I say Sharknado vs. Godzilla?

 

[Jaysus]

Godzilla would not stand a chance.... unless he had a chainsaw.

 

[Mad Cow]

The best part of these movies is that there is generally one line that is so ridiculous, it remains forever etched in your mind for its terrible awesomeness.

"It's like an unholy union between a pirahna and an anaconda." - Pirahnaconda

"Crocodiles and alligators are mortal enemies." - DinoCroc vs MegaGator

 

[Slapdash]

TIL: People actually watch this stuff.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

"It's like an unholy union between a pirahna and an anaconda." - Pirahnaconda

It's bad enough that the local diocese refused to perform that ceremony. You don't have to rub it in.

 

[Mentos]

True story?

 

[mr roboto]

The acting is really bad. Omg, shark in the bar!

 

[badmojo1006]

 

[strykerpks]

RIP George

 

[pats3in4]

These movies have jumped themselves.

 

[badmojo1006]

RIP George

I missed the first 15 minutes, have we seen Tara Reid yet?

 

[YSR]

Did the dog die too?

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Worse special effect? CGI shark or Tara Reid's face?

 

[mr roboto]

So the sharks are in the sewers now. Exploding sewers with shark bullets.

 

[badmojo1006]

So the sharks are in the sewers now. Exploding sewers with shark bullets.

I am waiting for them to come up through the toilets

 

[IvanKaramazov]

This is living up to its billing so far.

 

[Ramsay Hunt Experience]

Ahh, Shephard!

 

[mr roboto]

Wait, 'hurricane' in Cali???

 

[Premier]

@netw3rk: Primary filming on Sharknado was slowed because half the cast had to be back at their halfway houses by 8pm.

 

[badmojo1006]

Worse special effect? CGI shark or Tara Reid's face?

It is a tossup. But her face is a lot scarier

 

[Jaysus]

Steve Sanders is my new favorite super hero

 

[Premier]

@ChrisBurke_SI: Tara Reid just stole pills and I don't think it was part of the movie

 

[T Bell]

@ Danger Gurrero

But my favorite part of the call, by a long shot, and this is both a spoiler and something I am going to have to switch to caps lock for, is that there is apparently a scene in this movie WHERE IAN ZIERING CUTS HIMSELF OUT OF A SHARK’S STOMACH WITH A CHAINSAW. WITH. A. CHAINSAW. THIS MEANS THAT EITHER (A) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK WHILE HOLDING A CHAINSAW, (B) IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND FINDS A WORKING CHAINSAW IN ITS STOMACH, OR © IAN ZIERING GETS SWALLOWED WHOLE BY A GREAT WHITE SHARK AND THEN SOMEONE FEEDS THE SHARK A CHAINSAW SO HE CAN FREE HIMSELF. ANY OF THOSE OPTIONS ARE FINE BY ME.Read more: http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/07/highlights-from-the-conference-call-with-tara-reid-and-the-director-of-sharknado/#ixzz2Yg63MdKC

I wanna see this tested on Mythbusters.

 

[T Bell]

Is Ghost Shark the one starring Thora Birch or the one starring Bill Cosby?

No, it's Johnny Cochrane.

 

[PatriotJohn]

In the spirit of next week's thriller "Sharknado" we bring you a few other "arknado's" of note that hit the cutting room floor:

Joanofarknado
**** Clarknado
Trailer Parknado
Tree barknado
Tony Starknado
Aardvarknado
Copenhagen Denmarknado
and my favorite....1964 Skylarknado

 

[mr roboto]

Holy ####### hell

 

[Premier]

Oscar winning scene by Ziering imo

 

[badmojo1006]

touche`

Instead of "The End"

fin

 

[Frostillicus]

So bad, even for what it is.

 

[Spartans346]

This is like porno acting but no porn... Lol!!!

 

[Premier]

touche`

Instead of "The End"

fin

That was the greatest.

Twitter was ####ing amazing during this.

 

[strykerpks]

My wife - "Ian Ziering just chainsawed his way out of a huge shark verginer? Wow."

 

[Mentos]

I found it very heroic that the one guy had a chainsaw in his hand and purposefully went inside a flying shark.

Also, I did some research. This was a true story but it actually happened off the coast of Guatemala in 1997. It was underreported because, well, nobody gives a #### about Guatemala.

 

[Courtjester]

My wife's response: "Well, there went two hours we won't get back."

I had a great time with the movie and kept my two young daughters in stitches doing commentary......

 

[Frostillicus]

I wrote words while I watched this movie, if you care. Or not.

 

[PlasmaDogPlasma]

Patton Oswalt ‏@pattonoswalt 54m

Based on the Twitter attention it got, SHARKNADO is our Arab Spring.

 

[Disco Stu]

Seems like the sharks are up to something.

 

[Ilov80s]

This just rode the Internet bull for 8 seconds. It was quite a ride.

 

[Gustavo Fring]

Spidercane should be equally as scary. Showing in an 8 part miniseries.

 

[T Bell]

I'm hoping for Slothopus and Koalagator.

 

[pats3in4]

"Must be that time of the month!"

Love the cameo by Cousin Oliver as the bus driver.

 

[Ilov80s]

Spidercane should be equally as scary. Showing in an 8 part miniseries.

Spidercane? Tigerphoon? Vulturcano? Possibilities are endless.

 

[cacksman]

I wrote words while I watched this movie, if you care. Or not.

There are more sharks in this damn town than at a surfing convention off the coast of South Africa during a bleeding competition.

 

[Tom Servo]

I was following along on twitter while it was on - I think we as a nation united for 2 short hours around the beauty that is Sharknado. :sniff:

 

[Jaysus]

I'm confused.

Who is Boobs McBartender going to make shark babies with, Steve Sanders or his son?

 

[Jaysus]

Also, I only heard the word "sharknado" once in the movie. Did I miss other references to the title?

 

[Jayrok]

It was no Yetti, for sure. I caught the last hour of it and thought it was fun. I like how one of the sharks landed and made the impression on the sidewalk at grauman's chinese theater.