Shedding my lurker skin (FFA is awesome) (1 Viewer)

[cst2006]

FFA Entrance Exam:

What are your thoughts on gun control? Nope

iOS vs Android? Making the switch to a Note 3 very shortly thanks to the Oat-meister (Otis)

Jews? I like Larry David

Are you a lawyer? Nope

Ever eaten Olive Garden? Chicken Gnocchi soup all day

Annual Salary: Nope

Have you ever drafted anything other than a fantasy sports team? Play fantasy basketball and baseball, made an architectual draft in high school once?

Have you ever slept with a prostitute? Nope

Define cornhole: Been wondering this for awhile from GMTAN

Obama is a: Cool dude

Broncos or Seahawks? Just want a good game, but put a gun to my head, Broncos

Detail your best weight loss plan: Eat healthy food, don't be a lazy ****

Dog or Stranger? Not sure what this question means, but I love my dog

Highest role achieved at Walgreens? Shoplifter

Stance on legalization of marijuana? Do it up

Don/Dawn down? Don is a male name Dawn is a female name

How can you not know this and call yourself a lurker. You embarrass other lurkers like me. smh.

Felt like keeping a notebook while hiding in the shadows of the FFA would push me into creep territory, notebook now in progress.

 

[cst2006]

Doesn't he need to go through some kind of mentorship program before he goes posting all willy nilly?

It's like they're just letting anyone in these days.

Is there an FFA big brother program?

 

[Wingnut]

With bannings running rampant, we need new blood to keep the fire going...

 

[Zerp]

Wait, you learned something for Woz?

About women?!?!

I wish I could take credit, but my only experience with "international women" are two canadians. So, I think he's referring to someone else

Really? I could have sworn I've read a large thread about you in some sort of latin country pulling lots of foreign tail. I will have to go look for it now.

/basically lurking since ol 'yeller

Dez.

And dog.

/return to lurking

 

[Mr.Pack]

Well always nice to have new folks, welcome.

As long as they are conservatives.

 

[NCCommish]

Well always nice to have new folks, welcome.

As long as they are conservatives.

Goes without saying, I love the entertainment.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Doesn't he need to go through some kind of mentorship program before he goes posting all willy nilly?

It's like they're just letting anyone in these days.

Is there an FFA big brother program?

Yes. Unfortunately the only person available at the moment is a fellow by the name of Eminence.

 

[msommer]

Doesn't he need to go through some kind of mentorship program before he goes posting all willy nilly?

It's like they're just letting anyone in these days.

Is there an FFA big brother program?

Yes. Unfortunately the only person available at the moment is a fellow by the name of Eminence.

And he's not getting any...

 

[cst2006]

Doesn't he need to go through some kind of mentorship program before he goes posting all willy nilly?

It's like they're just letting anyone in these days.

Is there an FFA big brother program?

Yes. Unfortunately the only person available at the moment is a fellow by the name of Eminence.

I thought he took you under his wing already, making the big bucks and all that.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Doesn't he need to go through some kind of mentorship program before he goes posting all willy nilly?

It's like they're just letting anyone in these days.

Is there an FFA big brother program?

Yes. Unfortunately the only person available at the moment is a fellow by the name of Eminence.

I thought he took you under his wing already, making the big bucks and all that.

Yes. That's exactly what is going on.

 

[L5UT1ger]

With bannings running rampant, we need new blood to keep the fire going...

Tangent: What is a warning point? I have one and cant find and warning history when i click on it.

 

[Chicken Tree]

As a lurker, you must create an alias, asap.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

All the lurkers are coming out of nowhere. Its like...The Walking Dead.

 

[DSP]

This guy comes in with his lips practically inside everyones butt and hes beloved

I come in keeping it real and get lambasted

 

[cst2006]

This guy comes in with his lips practically inside everyones butt and hes beloved

I come in keeping it real and get lambasted

Just expressing my gratitude for something that improves my quality of life Sorry your cry for attention didn't end up the way you wanted it to.

 

[DSP]

This guy comes in with his lips practically inside everyones butt and hes beloved

I come in keeping it real and get lambasted

Just expressing my gratitude for something that improves my quality of life Sorry your cry for attention didn't end up the way you wanted it to.

Its clear who wanted attention here. If the FFA stops short you will be so far up their butts you will know what they had for breakfast

 

[Wingnut]

Old yeller is not a dog. HTH

 

[Abraham]

This place is going down the drain.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

Old yeller is not a dog. HTH

But they do have something in common.

 

[L5UT1ger]

This guy comes in with his lips practically inside everyones butt and hes beloved

I come in keeping it real and get lambasted

Just expressing my gratitude for something that improves my quality of life Sorry your cry for attention didn't end up the way you wanted it to.

Its clear who wanted attention here. If the FFA stops short you will be so far up their butts you will know what they had for breakfast

 

[cst2006]

This guy comes in with his lips practically inside everyones butt and hes beloved

I come in keeping it real and get lambasted

Just expressing my gratitude for something that improves my quality of life Sorry your cry for attention didn't end up the way you wanted it to.

Its clear who wanted attention here. If the FFA stops short you will be so far up their butts you will know what they had for breakfast

You've repeatedly expressed your desire to be accepted by this community, and how appauled you are by the negative treatment you have received (by no fault of your own, of course), yet you decide to attack someone for getting a mostly positive reaction from people? Got it.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Old yeller is not a dog. HTH

But they do have something in common.

both taken out back and shot?

 

[DSP]

This guy comes in with his lips practically inside everyones butt and hes beloved

I come in keeping it real and get lambasted

Just expressing my gratitude for something that improves my quality of life Sorry your cry for attention didn't end up the way you wanted it to.

Its clear who wanted attention here. If the FFA stops short you will be so far up their butts you will know what they had for breakfast

You've repeatedly expressed your desire to be accepted by this community, and how appauled you are by the negative treatment you have received (by no fault of your own, of course), yet you decide to attack someone for getting a mostly positive reaction from people? Got it.

Im hip to your game. I dont care about being accepted. I didnt walk in here with flowers and chocolates ready to give out rim jobs to every tom, **** and harry. I came in here with honesty

Enjoy being the FFAs little pet. Enjoy you improved quality of life

 

[cst2006]

This guy comes in with his lips practically inside everyones butt and hes beloved

I come in keeping it real and get lambasted

Just expressing my gratitude for something that improves my quality of life Sorry your cry for attention didn't end up the way you wanted it to.

Its clear who wanted attention here. If the FFA stops short you will be so far up their butts you will know what they had for breakfast

You've repeatedly expressed your desire to be accepted by this community, and how appauled you are by the negative treatment you have received (by no fault of your own, of course), yet you decide to attack someone for getting a mostly positive reaction from people? Got it.

Im hip to your game. I dont care about being accepted. I didnt walk in here with flowers and chocolates ready to give out rim jobs to every tom, **** and harry. I came in here with honesty

Enjoy being the FFAs little pet. Enjoy you improved quality of life

Glad you've got it all figured out, best of luck to you.

 

[DSP]

Im joking cst

Welcome aboard

 

[wadegarrett]

This guy comes in with his lips practically inside everyones butt and hes beloved

I come in keeping it real and get lambasted

Just expressing my gratitude for something that improves my quality of life Sorry your cry for attention didn't end up the way you wanted it to.

Its clear who wanted attention here. If the FFA stops short you will be so far up their butts you will know what they had for breakfast

You've repeatedly expressed your desire to be accepted by this community, and how appauled you are by the negative treatment you have received (by no fault of your own, of course), yet you decide to attack someone for getting a mostly positive reaction from people? Got it.

Im hip to your game. I dont care about being accepted. I didnt walk in here with flowers and chocolates ready to give out rim jobs to every tom, **** and harry. I came in here with honesty

Enjoy being the FFAs little pet. Enjoy you improved quality of life

LHUCKS doesn't come around these parts any more (that I'm aware of). But if he did, I'm sure he'd oblige.

 

[Rohn Jambo]

What happened in 2006?

 

[Wingnut]

Im joking cst

Welcome aboard

#backpedal

 

[cst2006]

What happened in 2006?

It's the year I discovered water on Enceladus. Or when I graduated high school, always mix those two up.

 

[kevzilla]

I think these former lurkers are up to something.