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Shedding my lurker skin (FFA is awesome) (1 Viewer)

cst2006

cst2006

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Longtime lurker here, but as I sit here at work browsing the FFA (like I do basically every day), I felt compelled to post and say how awesome this place is. It is a source of constant entertainment and helps my work day breeze by. Feels weird that I know so much about so many people here from the stories you guys all share, but I basically don't exist in the FFA universe, so wanted to finally take the plunge and try to put myself out there more. Won't pull a DSP or anything, but going to try to be more involved and contribute to a place that brings me lots of enjoyment. Some random things:

-Big AZ Ron fan
-Woz has taught me international womens are the best kind
-Currently on the True Detective train
-I don't work at Walgreens and will not try to provide stock advice

Thanks for indulging me, I now consider my FFA cherry to be popped.

 
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cst2006 said:
Longtime lurker here, but as I sit here at work browsing the FFA (like I do basically every day), I felt compelled to post and say how awesome this place is. It is a source of constant entertainment and helps my work day breeze by. Feels weird that I know so much about so many people here from the stories you guys all share, but I basically don't exist in the FFA universe, so wanted to finally take the plunge and try to put myself out there more. Won't pull a DSP or anything, but going to try to be more involved and contribute to a place that brings me lots of enjoyment. Some random things:

-Big AZ Ron fan

-Woz has taught me international womens are the best kind

-Currently on the True Detective train

-I don't work at Walgreens and will not try to provide stock advice

Thanks for indulging me, I now consider my FFA cherry to be popped.
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Welcome aboard! If you have any questions about posting etc., feel free to pm Shuke. He'll be happy to help you out.

 
Psychopav said:
cst2006 said:
Longtime lurker here, but as I sit here at work browsing the FFA (like I do basically every day), I felt compelled to post and say how awesome this place is. It is a source of constant entertainment and helps my work day breeze by. Feels weird that I know so much about so many people here from the stories you guys all share, but I basically don't exist in the FFA universe, so wanted to finally take the plunge and try to put myself out there more. Won't pull a DSP or anything, but going to try to be more involved and contribute to a place that brings me lots of enjoyment. Some random things:

-Big AZ Ron fan

-Woz has taught me international womens are the best kind

-Currently on the True Detective train

-I don't work at Walgreens and will not try to provide stock advice

Thanks for indulging me, I now consider my FFA cherry to be popped.
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Welcome aboard! If you have any questions about posting etc., feel free to pm Shuke. He'll be happy to help you out.
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Awesome, glad you said this. One of the schtick's I see often but don't go back long enough to understand apparently. What's the deal with this Shuke guy? TIA.

 
Shuke actually hosts the FFA Index on the server he made out of 3 repurposed XBOX 360s. It's pretty impressive.

 
Just don't pull a DS...Oh, you covered that. Welcome!

TheIronSheik is thisclose to going all in and buying a crossover. He just needs that little extra push. Please tell him all the great things that a crossover provides.

 
FFA Entrance Exam:

What are your thoughts on gun control?

iOS vs Android?

Jews?
Are you a lawyer?

Ever eaten Olive Garden?
Annual Salary: ________________
Have you ever drafted anything other than a fantasy sports team?

Have you ever slept with a prostitute?

Define cornhole:

Obama is a(n): _________________

Broncos or Seahawks?
Detail your best weight loss plan:

Dog or Stranger?

Highest role achieved at Walgreens?

Stance on legalization of marijuana?

 
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Psychopav said:
cst2006 said:
Longtime lurker here, but as I sit here at work browsing the FFA (like I do basically every day), I felt compelled to post and say how awesome this place is. It is a source of constant entertainment and helps my work day breeze by. Feels weird that I know so much about so many people here from the stories you guys all share, but I basically don't exist in the FFA universe, so wanted to finally take the plunge and try to put myself out there more. Won't pull a DSP or anything, but going to try to be more involved and contribute to a place that brings me lots of enjoyment. Some random things:

-Big AZ Ron fan

-Woz has taught me international womens are the best kind

-Currently on the True Detective train

-I don't work at Walgreens and will not try to provide stock advice

Thanks for indulging me, I now consider my FFA cherry to be popped.
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Welcome aboard! If you have any questions about posting etc., feel free to pm Shuke. He'll be happy to help you out.
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:lmao:
 
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FFA Entrance Exam:

What are your thoughts on gun control? shoot early, shoot often

iOS vs Android? droid

Jews? I believe in them

Are you a lawyer? I don't believe in them

Ever eaten Olive Garden? I once was porking this super hot chick who's favorite restaurant was olive garden.. the secks was worth it, but i haven't been since.

Annual Salary: ________________ Way above FFA average. My stock gains in my 401k alone last year were above the FFA average.

Have you ever drafted anything other than a fantasy sports team? It's getting to the point where I wonder what I haven't drafted.

Have you ever slept with a prostitute? yes

Define cornhole: Hanging out with FFA dudes IRL and making a lot of message board references

Obama is a(n): _________________ president

Broncos or Seahawks? seahawks

Detail your best weight loss plan: anorexia

Dog or Stranger? stranger if white and not tatted otherwise dog

Highest role achieved at Walgreens? prescriber

Stance on legalization of marijuana? giddy up
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cst2006 said:
Zow said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Wait, you learned something for Woz?
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About women?!?!
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I wish I could take credit, but my only experience with "international women" are two canadians. So, I think he's referring to someone else :kicksrock:
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Really? I could have sworn I've read a large thread about you in some sort of latin country pulling lots of foreign tail. I will have to go look for it now.
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No. Not me. Not even close. :sadbanana:

 
Don't even know how to search for the thread I'm thinking of, this is going to bother me forever, the thread was a pretty long one and I feel like I read multiple covering that topic, and all of them are attributed to you in my mind. I am now questioning my own existence.

 
cst2006 said:
Don't even know how to search for the thread I'm thinking of, this is going to bother me forever, the thread was a pretty long one and I feel like I read multiple covering that topic, and all of them are attributed to you in my mind. I am now questioning my own existence.
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You are?? I've been on here for like 8 years waiting to hear that I gave solid wimmen advice. Finally I get it, and I can't even take the credit. :hot:

 
Zow said:
cst2006 said:
Don't even know how to search for the thread I'm thinking of, this is going to bother me forever, the thread was a pretty long one and I feel like I read multiple covering that topic, and all of them are attributed to you in my mind. I am now questioning my own existence.
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You are?? I've been on here for like 8 years waiting to hear that I gave solid wimmen advice. Finally I get it, and I can't even take the credit. :hot:
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It was just about how the culture is so different and the women are much easier going and free spirited, how much they are attracted to american men, etc. You had a girlfriend with family down there (don't remember where "there" is, feel like it was in south america somewhere) but you guys broke up and you traveled there without her knowing because you knew she would want you to visit her family or something and you were bangin multiple chicks while you were there. Where the heck did I get this story from?!? Think I'm losing it.

 
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FFA Entrance Exam:

What are your thoughts on gun control?

iOS vs Android?

Jews?

Are you a lawyer?

Ever eaten Olive Garden?

Annual Salary: ________________

Have you ever drafted anything other than a fantasy sports team?

Have you ever slept with a prostitute?

Define cornhole:

Obama is a(n): _________________

Broncos or Seahawks?

Detail your best weight loss plan:

Dog or Stranger?

Highest role achieved at Walgreens?

Stance on legalization of marijuana?
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-5^2 down?

 
[icon] said:
FFA Entrance Exam:

What are your thoughts on gun control?

iOS vs Android?

Jews?

Are you a lawyer?

Ever eaten Olive Garden?

Annual Salary: ________________

Have you ever drafted anything other than a fantasy sports team?

Have you ever slept with a prostitute?

Define cornhole:

Obama is a(n): _________________

Broncos or Seahawks?

Detail your best weight loss plan:

Dog or Stranger?

Highest role achieved at Walgreens?

Stance on legalization of marijuana?
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Don/Dawn down?

 
Dan Lambskin said:
[icon] said:
FFA Entrance Exam:
What are your thoughts on gun control? Nope
iOS vs Android? Making the switch to a Note 3 very shortly thanks to the Oat-meister (Otis)
Jews? I like Larry David
Are you a lawyer? Nope
Ever eaten Olive Garden? Chicken Gnocchi soup all day
Annual Salary: Nope
Have you ever drafted anything other than a fantasy sports team? Play fantasy basketball and baseball, made an architectual draft in high school once?
Have you ever slept with a prostitute? Nope
Define cornhole: Been wondering this for awhile from GMTAN
Obama is a(n): Cool dude
Broncos or Seahawks? Just want a good game, but put a gun to my head, Broncos
Detail your best weight loss plan: Eat healthy food, don't be a lazy ****
Dog or Stranger? Not sure what this question means, but I love my dog
Highest role achieved at Walgreens? Shoplifter
Stance on legalization of marijuana? Do it up
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Don/Dawn down? Don is a male name Dawn is a female name
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Psychopav said:
[icon] said:
FFA Entrance Exam:

What are your thoughts on gun control?

iOS vs Android?

Jews?

Are you a lawyer?

Ever eaten Olive Garden?

Annual Salary: ________________

Have you ever drafted anything other than a fantasy sports team?

Have you ever slept with a prostitute?

Define cornhole:

Obama is a(n): _________________

Broncos or Seahawks?

Detail your best weight loss plan:

Dog or Stranger?

Highest role achieved at Walgreens?

Stance on legalization of marijuana?
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-5^2 down?
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:hey:

 
cst2006 said:
jon_mx said:
bostonfred said:
cst2006 said:
Don/Dawn down? Don is a male name Dawn is a female name
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And they sound identical
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How about down and Don or down and Dawn? Any difference or all three identical?
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Don and Dawn's initial sound is the 'daw' sound found in dog, whereas down's sounds like dowry. How's that?
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Forget the Dawn, Don, or Down. Why is read (long e) and read (short e) spelled exactly the same? Whoever was responsible for creating words for our English language, must have been menstruating that day.

 
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