Shower Thoughts (1 Viewer)

[eighsse2]

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
(That one seemed better as a kid. Baking is a type of cooking, they're not like, disjunct things. Still fun though.)

 

[Runkle]

Thought this was gonna be about waffle stomping

Someone said that earlier and I do not know the reference.

You probably don't wanna know.

It blew my mind when reading about waffle stomping on the internet how many people think it is at all acceptable to crap in the shower.

It's all the same pipes!

 

[Chemical X]

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
(That one seemed better as a kid. Baking is a type of cooking, they're not like, disjunct things. Still fun though.)

well. we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway. maybe this was part of washington’s “weights and measures” plan?

 

[Zow]

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
(That one seemed better as a kid. Baking is a type of cooking, they're not like, disjunct things. Still fun though.)

well. we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway. maybe this was part of washington’s “weights and measures” plan?

Nobody knows.

 

[belljr]

Not all showers have waffle makers in them

 

[JohnnyU]

Not all showers have waffle makers in them

That would be a shock....literally.

 

[Phil Elliott]

If Fedex bought UPS would it be called FedUp?

 

[Bob Loblaw]

If Fedex bought UPS would it be called FedUp?

Maybe UPSex

 

[Chemical X]

Does Switzerland’s national team always play at a neutral site?

 

[eighsse2]

If "once you pop you can't stop" why do Pringles come with a resealable lid?

 

[Zow]

Does "avoid it like the plague" now mean "kind of take it seriously but definitely get in political fights about it"?

 

[eighsse2]

Does "avoid it like the plague" now mean "kind of take it seriously but definitely get in political fights about it"?

Or is it even completely sarcastic now. "Oh, yeah, avoid that like the plague! Psh!"

 

[Kanil]

Why do we call it taking a dump instead of leaving a dump?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

"Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?"

 

[eighsse2]

If the universe is actually deterministic, if all the laws of physics were instantly reversed, would all matter effectively go back in time? Like even a shattered glass just jump back onto the table and fuse back together?

 

[Chemical X]

If the universe is actually deterministic, if all the laws of physics were instantly reversed, would all matter effectively go back in time? Like even a shattered glass just jump back onto the table and fuse back together?

It’s because Physical reality is consistent with universal laws. Where the laws do not operate, there is no reality.

 

[Runkle]

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
(That one seemed better as a kid. Baking is a type of cooking, they're not like, disjunct things. Still fun though.)

well. we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway. maybe this was part of washington’s “weights and measures” plan?

actual answer:

Spoiler

Parkways are called parkways because they're usually tree lined and intended to look like driving through a park (for everyone living outside New Jersey, at least).

Driveways are literally the way you drive on from the street into the garage. If there's no garage, it's not a driveway. You park in the garage. If you don't have a garage, it's just a carport slab, not a driveway.

 

[GregR]

Is the difference between prostitution and pornography that one is about pumping out a large volume of satisfied customers, while the other is about pumping a large volume out of satisfied customers?

 

[GregR]

We should be more impressed by the fact that toilets don't require power to flush.

 

[GregR]

If you think about it, the human lifespan is only 3 days. But water can extend it.

 

[GregR]

If you told me when I was a kid that in my lifetime, there would only be eight planets, I'd have thought something really exciting was going to happen.

 

[Runkle]

We should be more impressed by the fact that toilets don't require power to flush.

I've always been amazed that all the moving parts of the flush mechanism are above the bowl and in the fresh water section. You'd think flushing would open something below the bowl to cause water to flow down and out, but nope! Everything happens in the tank, the bowl is like magic.

 

[eighsse2]

A back-scratching virtual wormhole. You scratch a surface in front of you, and a surface behind you replicates the scratching with precision, thus scratching your own back.

 

[Zow]

Why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
(That one seemed better as a kid. Baking is a type of cooking, they're not like, disjunct things. Still fun though.)

well. we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway. maybe this was part of washington’s “weights and measures” plan?

actual answer:

Spoiler

Parkways are called parkways because they're usually tree lined and intended to look like driving through a park (for everyone living outside New Jersey, at least).

Driveways are literally the way you drive on from the street into the garage. If there's no garage, it's not a driveway. You park in the garage. If you don't have a garage, it's just a carport slab, not a driveway.

Yeah, well, that’s just like your opinion, man.

 

[GregR]

Seeing your shadow on a sunny day is kind of cool. At first.

But then you realize, light just traveled 93 million miles from the Sun, only to get stopped by your body mere feet short of reaching the ground.

Poor sunlight.

 

[eighsse2]

If you're parked along a neighborhood road completely legally, can a cop leave you two tickets: one for facing the wrong direction, another for being 25 feet off of the curb?

 

[Leroy Hoard]

"If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone."

 

[eighsse2]

"If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone."

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it."

 

[GregR]

As a kid, you can't swear because adults are around. As an adult, you can't swear because kids are around.

 

[GregR]

I wonder if I stopped looking in a mirror, and looking at pictures of myself, how long would it take me to forget what I looked like?

 

[GregR]

You are younger now than you are now.

 

[eighsse2]

@GregR You have a lot of good ones, are these your own?

 

[GregR]

@GregR You have a lot of good ones, are these your own?

Thanks, but nah, mostly things I've seen before in memes. Except for the prostitution vs pornography one, the core of which came from a Brent Weeks book I'm re-reading.

 

[Hastur]

If I use the word "Shower" literally, I have one.

Are you considered old, lazy, or both if you like to use a chair in the shower, or parts of the shower? I sometimes find it relaxing.

I used to sit down in the shower and let the water cascade off my dome or my chest. It was definitely relaxing.

Now I find it hard to get up and I fell once (no joke) so I'm kinda over it.

I used to do this, but we recently got a different shower head. Darn thing isn't able to hit where I am able to sit.

 

[snogger]

More of deep thoughts in and out of the shower.

My head has a hard time accepting that the universe is never ending. Everything has an end. But then...
If It is does end, is it a wall, and what's on the other side, another universe?

Or, much like the end of Men in Black, are we just inside a marble along with other universes?

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[GregR]

Water is a drink whose flavor is its temperature.

 

[GregR]

You know you're young if you sneak away from home to go to parties. You know you're old if you sneak away from parties to go home.