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My old bachelor pad roommate runs his work league. They do their draft in a conference room at the office, usually take a short break a few rounds in when the food is delivered. He suggested Skype-ing me in to hand out draft grades as break entertainment.
do this at house parties but to the house thermostat
Yes
I’ll turn the heat way up, and move the drivers seat all the way forward, when my brother leaves his car unlocked at my parents house
We had a secretary who would always leave her sunroof aboot halfway open overnight. We ended up filing her car with packing peanuts. She drove to work the next day with them in it still.
Thankful for the "Anti-Tomfoolery" mode on my Ecobee4's. I know I have buddies who have tried this.
Did this to my roommate in college. We both worked nights for campus security, alternating nights. It was November in OH so it was pretty cold. When I left the room at midnight and turned off the lights I cranked our thermostat to 90 or whatever the max was. I came back at 3 and when I opened the door it was like opening an oven door. I could see my roommate from the hallway light and he had kicked all the covers off and he’s sweating like a pig. I then cracked the windows and turned the heat off. Came back at six and he’s curled into a little ball shivering. I close the windows and he wakes up to get ready for classes. I said, “how you doing?” He proceeds to tell me it was a miserable night and he might be sick. I never told him until the following year.Yes
Have done that here in the valley, in the summer, with a house full of people. Leave and turn it up to 90
Just this past Saturday we were at my wife's family reunion. This year's historic came around asking for someone to say 'Grace'. The fit I was sitting next too, my wife's cousin father , who was one of the older generation, said "I don't know who Grace is", I just looked at my wife and said, "she died 30 years ago"
Also, any time my wife or I hear "I'm Alright" by Kenny Loggins we break out into the "gopher dance"
If it is raining and somebody asks me what it’s like outside, I always tell them I don’t think the heavy stuff will come down for quite some time.
I really like it when a username like “Ron Swanson” uses a term like “anti-tomfoolery”.
By the way this doesn’t seem that funny or anything but you will be amazed about how much it is talked about. Especially at a party, where it becomes a big mystery.
I thought one of my buddies wife did this but apparently it’s their housekeeper that does it
My son handed me this piece of fancy chocolate and I told him it was ok but not as good as the chocolate when I lived in Switzerland. He says "yeah I've heard Switzerland has...wait what?"
If I get hold of someone's car I'll tune the radio to the Spanish music station and crank the volume to 11 just before turning the car off and returning the keys.
I said “Alexa, you’re useless!” When she made a mistake
my 7 year old loved this show until about 6 months ago
My 4yo is nuts about this show. I had to shut it down. She would zone out for hours watching it without stopping if we let her.
This has been Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon’s shtick for the past 25 years.
In middle school we came up with a shtick where we'd walk up next to other dudes and just start holding their hand. Always good.
