Well, it's on the left hand... but it's hammered silver.See this picture...If you go back to page 6 or 7 of this thread, you'll see that she took the photo in the mirror and the words came out backwards. So she flipped the photo. So, the ring's actually on her right hand.Shouldn't her hubby pay for her boobs?Does the free advertising change anything?(looks like a ring on the left finger to me)
If I had to guess, they don't believe the second part of that sentence and are looking for some sweet tang. I can't afford that. The G/F wants me to buy her a rack and I'm not even springing for her.I mean, why would anybody give money to some girl in Texas who they'll never meet?
How right you are....Yes, it's a ring on her left hand. No, that doesn't mean she's married. That looks nothing like a wedding/engagement ring.![]()
"without snowpants"? What on earth does that mean?I need to reiterate how phenominal Lauren's legs are. If we dated I would not let her leave the house without snowpants on.
That watch is one fine piece of jewlery. Very sexy.Well, it's on the left hand... but it's hammered silver.See this picture...If you go back to page 6 or 7 of this thread, you'll see that she took the photo in the mirror and the words came out backwards. So she flipped the photo. So, the ring's actually on her right hand.Shouldn't her hubby pay for her boobs?Does the free advertising change anything?(looks like a ring on the left finger to me)
the ring
He doesn't want anyone else to look at them"without snowpants"? What on earth does that mean?I need to reiterate how phenominal Lauren's legs are. If we dated I would not let her leave the house without snowpants on.

No... Just this one... And I wasn't on last night, so I've got to catch up!I wonder how many random message boards lauren is now simultaneously participating in or being discussed on.
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Roger... Well, I appriciate that!He doesn't want anyone else to look at them"without snowpants"? What on earth does that mean?I need to reiterate how phenominal Lauren's legs are. If we dated I would not let her leave the house without snowpants on.![]()
My name isn't RogerRoger... Well, I appriciate that!He doesn't want anyone else to look at them"without snowpants"? What on earth does that mean?I need to reiterate how phenominal Lauren's legs are. If we dated I would not let her leave the house without snowpants on.![]()

I don't really get this! WhoNOT CLOSE at all... I've only got about $156.... still.Lauren,
How close to your $9,000 goal are you?![]()
who?Appreciate. I only say that because it is the second time I've seen it tonight.Roger... Well, I appriciate that!He doesn't want anyone else to look at them"without snowpants"? What on earth does that mean?I need to reiterate how phenominal Lauren's legs are. If we dated I would not let her leave the house without snowpants on.![]()
CappyI don't really get this! WhoNOT CLOSE at all... I've only got about $156.... still.Lauren,
How close to your $9,000 goal are you?![]()
who?
everyone in this thread
Disco Stu knows stuff.How right you are....Yes, it's a ring on her left hand. No, that doesn't mean she's married. That looks nothing like a wedding/engagement ring.![]()
I don't want everyone getting the idea that I'm online begging for money. I'm going to make a new page on my site for this purpose. If someone wants to donate for my cause, then do it. If someone enjoys the site and wants to give me a buck to keep it going, thats great! If not, that's ok too. I don't want to take money away from anyone that would be donating to another cause or take food off the table for someone else, but my site is for entertainment and if I get enough money for my "enhancement" then I'll be very excited!Its a difficult situation asking for free money. Most that donate (and certainly those that might donate a large amount of money) are probably hoping to get something in return. But still, at the end of the day, it's a fun concept and an enjoyable site to read.NOT CLOSE at all... I've only got about $156.... still.Lauren,
How close to your $9,000 goal are you?You're not providing anthing in return. Not saying you should be stripping for photos (although nobody here would complain
) but what you're doing is essentially begging.
I mean, why would anybody give money to some girl in Texas who they'll never meet?
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And if a double decker bus crashes into usTo die by your side is such a heavenly way to dieAnd if a ten ton truck kills the both of usTo die by your side well the pleasure the privilege is mine
Got to her site and see the picture of her with the FBG's sign. link12 pages is really too long to scroll through, though I've tried to skim. Can I be a leech and ask a couple of quickies?
1. How in the hell did Lauren find out about FBGs?
2. How do we know this is really Lauren?
Just wonderin'. . .
1. I posted a link to this thread on her site Monday. I'm not sure if she got here through that or from one of the emails she got the same day.2. Didn't you see the most recent picture on her website?12 pages is really too long to scroll through, though I've tried to skim. Can I be a leech and ask a couple of quickies?
1. How in the hell did Lauren find out about FBGs?
2. How do we know this is really Lauren?
Just wonderin'. . .
I think that could be arranged! Any ideas on times? Have you guys ever met each other? If not, how would you recognize one another?Disco Stu knows stuff.How right you are....Yes, it's a ring on her left hand. No, that doesn't mean she's married. That looks nothing like a wedding/engagement ring.![]()
So are you planning to head over to the Loon Tuesday?
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And there you have it. Maybe the coolest woman on the face of the planet. Welcome to FBGs, Lauren. . .Did someone contact her via her website, and clue her in to the publicity over here?Got to her site and see the picture of her with the FBG's sign. link12 pages is really too long to scroll through, though I've tried to skim. Can I be a leech and ask a couple of quickies?
1. How in the hell did Lauren find out about FBGs?
2. How do we know this is really Lauren?
Just wonderin'. . .
# JoeB Says:March 9th, 2006 at 12:59 amLauren,Hi there. While I disagree with your choice to enhance yourself through medicine, you do have that right. Before you go under the knife, please realize you are someone’s daughter and therefore deserve all the respect granted under God and country.If you decide against the procedure, you will have some extra cash on the side. Can I interest you in a boat?J

And there you have it. Maybe the coolest woman on the face of the planet. Welcome to FBGs, Lauren. . .Got to her site and see the picture of her with the FBG's sign.12 pages is really too long to scroll through, though I've tried to skim. Can I be a leech and ask a couple of quickies?1. How in the hell did Lauren find out about FBGs?
2. How do we know this is really Lauren?
Just wonderin'. . .
link
Did someone contact her via her website, and clue her in to the publicity over here?
This all feels very grassroots. The start of something really big! BOOBS for everyone, I say!!!
EDIT: Just read Disco Stu's post. Thx.
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It was Otis.She looks worth a donation. Sure! I saw the links coming in from it, and I thought I might come check it out.
Just to clear something up here, you guys have to read who posted the blogs. For instance, the one talking about the guys working out to gain muscles, ect. Wasn't posted by me! Ok...
Where is this "Otis" ? I like him!
I thought that Otis emailed herI believe she posted that she saw a bunch of traffic hitting her site from this URL and checked it out.

Some of us have met before. I know 6 people from the board in Dallas so it won't be a bunch of people wandering around with a look ofI think that could be arranged! Any ideas on times? Have you guys ever met each other? If not, how would you recognize one another?Disco Stu knows stuff.How right you are....Yes, it's a ring on her left hand. No, that doesn't mean she's married. That looks nothing like a wedding/engagement ring.![]()
So are you planning to head over to the Loon Tuesday?
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on their face. It's usually a happy hour sort of thing 5:45 or 6ish. Lasts until we pass out trying to keep up with MacArtist.
I got a comment about it, an email from Otis, and I saw the link coming from the tracker I have all in the same sitting... I was very intrigued...I believe she posted that she saw a bunch of traffic hitting her site from this URL and checked it out.
augmentlauren + macartist - clothes = HOT!Hi Lauren-
Welcome aboard! Nice to have another female around these parts.![]()
I live in Dallas as well. Will probably be at the Loon when I get off work for the FBG Happy Hour on Tuesday.
The Dallas guys I have met are cool and down-to-earth. So don't be scared of them.![]()
Sure! I saw the links coming in from it, and I thought I might come check it out.Just to clear something up here, you guys have to read who posted the blogs. For instance, the one talking about the guys working out to gain muscles, ect. Wasn't posted by me! Ok...
Where is this "Otis" ? I like him!
Nice idea.Sure! I saw the links coming in from it, and I thought I might come check it out.
Just to clear something up here, you guys have to read who posted the blogs. For instance, the one talking about the guys working out to gain muscles, ect. Wasn't posted by me! Ok...
Where is this "Otis" ? I like him!
poor execution
I'm kind of a lightweight! I don't know if I could keep up!Some of us have met before. I know 6 people from the board in Dallas so it won't be a bunch of people wandering around with a look ofI think that could be arranged! Any ideas on times? Have you guys ever met each other? If not, how would you recognize one another?Disco Stu knows stuff.How right you are....Yes, it's a ring on her left hand. No, that doesn't mean she's married. That looks nothing like a wedding/engagement ring.![]()
So are you planning to head over to the Loon Tuesday?
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on their face. It's usually a happy hour sort of thing 5:45 or 6ish. Lasts until we pass out trying to keep up with MacArtist.
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So there you have it. It's all true.I got a comment about it, an email from Otis, and I saw the link coming from the tracker I have all in the same sitting... I was very intrigued...I believe she posted that she saw a bunch of traffic hitting her site from this URL and checked it out.

2nd try is the charm!Nice idea.
poor execution
I don't get what the "nice idea", "poor execution" was?2nd try is the charm!Nice idea.
poor execution
For good, wholesome fun you all should venture over to the little resort town of Tyler. We've got it all my friends. Including a dry county. Seriously. I moved here from out of state, and that was a detail that slipped by me until I arrived. Un-f'ing-believable. I have to drive 15 miles one-way to buy liquor. Ugh.It would be fun to join you guys over in Dallas, but I'll be out of town next week for break.I'm kind of a lightweight! I don't know if I could keep up!
Because that would buy her about 20% of ONE boob.I have an idea. I am sure almost everyone has a change jar or something to keep all their change in. If we just found 90 FBGs to dig $10.00 in change out of their jars, give it to Lauren, she could buy the best boobs ever. Then, she still has $156.00 left over to go out and celebrate with. I'm sure a cute college girl with fake boobs could go out a lot of nights with that $156.00
What do ya think?
Do you have a calculator?I have an idea. I am sure almost everyone has a change jar or something to keep all their change in. If we just found 90 FBGs to dig $10.00 in change out of their jars, give it to Lauren, she could buy the best boobs ever. Then, she still has $156.00 left over to go out and celebrate with. I'm sure a cute college girl with fake boobs could go out a lot of nights with that $156.00
What do ya think?
Joe Bryant. He founded the site.and one more question, who is JB? I keep seeing that name in here...
calculator down?I have an idea. I am sure almost everyone has a change jar or something to keep all their change in. If we just found 90 FBGs to dig $10.00 in change out of their jars, give it to Lauren, she could buy the best boobs ever. Then, she still has $156.00 left over to go out and celebrate with. I'm sure a cute college girl with fake boobs could go out a lot of nights with that $156.00
What do ya think?
Yup. You HAVE to be visting family/friends, right??You live in Tyler? I'll be there this weekend.For good, wholesome fun you all should venture over to the little resort town of Tyler. We've got it all my friends. Including a dry county. Seriously. I moved here from out of state, and that was a detail that slipped by me until I arrived. Un-f'ing-believable. I have to drive 15 miles one-way to buy liquor. Ugh.It would be fun to join you guys over in Dallas, but I'll be out of town next week for break.I'm kind of a lightweight! I don't know if I could keep up!
(Why is it called a "cornhole"? Again, just curious. . .)

and one more question, who is JB? I keep seeing that name in here...

And good looking, don't forget the good looking part.The Dallas guys I have met are cool and down-to-earth. So don't be scared of them.![]()
C'mon that was a key part of the script...fixedcalculator simple math down?I have an idea. I am sure almost everyone has a change jar or something to keep all their change in. If we just found 90 FBGs to dig $10.00 in change out of their jars, give it to Lauren, she could buy the best boobs ever. Then, she still has $156.00 left over to go out and celebrate with. I'm sure a cute college girl with fake boobs could go out a lot of nights with that $156.00
What do ya think?
I have an idea. I am sure almost everyone has a change jar or something to keep all their change in. If we just found 90 FBGs to dig $10.00 in change out of their jars, give it to Lauren, she could buy the best boobs ever. Then, she still has $156.00 left over to go out and celebrate with. I'm sure a cute college girl with fake boobs could go out a lot of nights with that $156.00
What do ya think?

I honestly don't know--I've only been here since August. I can tell you that the Rose Garden is really pretty, and would probably be a great place to shoot some photos. . . just not right now. Nothing is really blooming yet (obviously).Tyler is.....interesting. Going to shoot some pics at the zoo for the FBG photo contest. Is it any good?
Anyone resemble anyone that I might know of?They are definitely good looking. And I'm not just saying that.And good looking, don't forget the good looking part.The Dallas guys I have met are cool and down-to-earth. So don't be scared of them.![]()
C'mon that was a key part of the script...
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No, they really are great guys and cute to boot.