Nick Vermeil
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Just one more ought to do it.
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doughboydeluxe
Footballguy
no, it didn't go well at all. She then told everybody in the world that I asked if we could see them. That's NOT what I said. I merely asked "Do you think she'll show them to us" in a very professional tone implying that I'm only interested in seeing them for scientific purposes. After all, if my wife wants fake cones, I want to see what they look like first before I part with 8 grrrrrrrrrr. Implying that I asked to see them makes me sound dirty and perverted and I assure you, I am neither.That didn't go over well? I think my wife would chuckle.lol...If my wife had a beast of a friend, I wouldn't want to see her juggs if they were Jupiter Large and sang show tunes.Freudian slip?whooooooooops. typed a little fast there.Upon a second reading, this is not as sexy-sounding as I originally thought.on a side note....
If your wife's beast friend gets a boob job, never EVER ask your wife the following:
"I wonder if she'll show them to us".
Her friend is cute. Not as cute as my wife, but cute.
Sweeper
Footballguy
My sister in law (who was an 8 before) got implants (and is now, at least a 10) and my wife was quite eager to have her sister show them. And considering we are all family, he sister was not shy and has no objections to showing them (to those that she is close to).on a side note....
If your wife's beast friend gets a boob job, never EVER ask your wife the following:
"I wonder if she'll show them to us".
Now, everytime she comes over ... I ask about the healing progress and tell her "I want to see how they are healing". She still shows them every time and no one seems to mind that she got the impants more then 2 years ago.
Jaysus
Good times!
well played!My sister in law (who was an 8 before) got implants (and is now, at least a 10) and my wife was quite eager to have her sister show them. And considering we are all family, he sister was not shy and has no objections to showing them (to those that she is close to).on a side note....
If your wife's beast friend gets a boob job, never EVER ask your wife the following:
"I wonder if she'll show them to us".
Now, everytime she comes over ... I ask about the healing progress and tell her "I want to see how they are healing". She still shows them every time and no one seems to mind that she got the impants more then 2 years ago.
Can I see your wife's cans?That didn't go over well? I think my wife would chuckle.lol...If my wife had a beast of a friend, I wouldn't want to see her juggs if they were Jupiter Large and sang show tunes.Freudian slip?whooooooooops. typed a little fast there.Upon a second reading, this is not as sexy-sounding as I originally thought.on a side note....
If your wife's beast friend gets a boob job, never EVER ask your wife the following:
"I wonder if she'll show them to us".
Her friend is cute. Not as cute as my wife, but cute.
General Malaise
Footballguy
GB Arkansas.My sister in law (who was an 8 before) got implants (and is now, at least a 10) and my wife was quite eager to have her sister show them. And considering we are all family, he sister was not shy and has no objections to showing them (to those that she is close to).on a side note....
If your wife's beast friend gets a boob job, never EVER ask your wife the following:
"I wonder if she'll show them to us".
Now, everytime she comes over ... I ask about the healing progress and tell her "I want to see how they are healing". She still shows them every time and no one seems to mind that she got the impants more then 2 years ago.
General Malaise
Footballguy
apalmer
Footballguy
Hey, don't get down on yourself. With a little desire and hard work, you can get there.no, it didn't go well at all. She then told everybody in the world that I asked if we could see them. That's NOT what I said. I merely asked "Do you think she'll show them to us" in a very professional tone implying that I'm only interested in seeing them for scientific purposes. After all, if my wife wants fake cones, I want to see what they look like first before I part with 8 grrrrrrrrrr. Implying that I asked to see them makes me sound dirty and perverted and I assure you, I am neither.That didn't go over well? I think my wife would chuckle.lol...If my wife had a beast of a friend, I wouldn't want to see her juggs if they were Jupiter Large and sang show tunes.Freudian slip?whooooooooops. typed a little fast there.Upon a second reading, this is not as sexy-sounding as I originally thought.on a side note....
If your wife's beast friend gets a boob job, never EVER ask your wife the following:
"I wonder if she'll show them to us".
Her friend is cute. Not as cute as my wife, but cute.
redman
Footballguy
Mos def. He should start by only inspecting one boob first; don't do two all at once.Hey, don't get down on yourself. With a little desire and hard work, you can get there.no, it didn't go well at all. She then told everybody in the world that I asked if we could see them. That's NOT what I said. I merely asked "Do you think she'll show them to us" in a very professional tone implying that I'm only interested in seeing them for scientific purposes. After all, if my wife wants fake cones, I want to see what they look like first before I part with 8 grrrrrrrrrr. Implying that I asked to see them makes me sound dirty and perverted and I assure you, I am neither.That didn't go over well? I think my wife would chuckle.lol...If my wife had a beast of a friend, I wouldn't want to see her juggs if they were Jupiter Large and sang show tunes.Freudian slip?whooooooooops. typed a little fast there.Upon a second reading, this is not as sexy-sounding as I originally thought.on a side note....
If your wife's beast friend gets a boob job, never EVER ask your wife the following:
"I wonder if she'll show them to us".
Her friend is cute. Not as cute as my wife, but cute.
RoarinSonoran
Footballguy
augmentlauren
Footballguy
I like your thinking....It's only fair that if society compels her to do it, society should pay for it. All she is doing is asking for justice!Why though? She can't work? I actually find this thread hysterical. A 22 year old girl looking for handout's to get implants. Classic! What is society doing to attractive women to make them go this route? I for one, don't get it.not me. but I would throw in a dollar if everyone else did. That should get her to the goal.:sucka:But she did get some money from at least one person here.He's basically saying you got "owned" by the collective here by not raising more $$$. I just always find it funny when one of these is applied to a situation, I'm not laughing at you.
augmentlauren
Footballguy
Well, were you wanting to see Iaurens feet? or mine?
augmentlauren
Footballguy
Hey, you're like my Knight in shining armor!why am i a sucker?i have no problem with donating $ for a decent cause, sure she could take it and have a few beers with it, i doubt shes a scammer but i guess the risk is always there.:sucka:But she did get some money from at least one person here.He's basically saying you got "owned" by the collective here by not raising more $$$. I just always find it funny when one of these is applied to a situation, I'm not laughing at you.
as i said before i have done a ton of dumber things with $20 than this so why not?
augmentlauren
Footballguy
I'm saving my energy for tommorow. There's a big St. Patties Day parade ect.
augmentlauren
Footballguy
Thanks! It was someone's idea!Great avatar.
I was planning to go but feel like ### today.
doughboydeluxe
Footballguy
It starts early in the AM. Huge deal here. We played poker tonight, and one of the guys who never misses bailed because he wanted to be rested up for tomorrow. He's going down and setting up a tent and has more beads than should be allowed outside of Mardi Gras. I let the students in one of my classes count it as an assignment if they go.
Sadly, many of them are too ignorant or lazy to take advantage of it. 
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bentley
Footballguy
That's absolutely inexcusable. You should be going extra hard tonight in preparation for the big day tomorrow.It starts early in the AM. Huge deal here. We played poker tonight, and one of the guys who never misses bailed because he wanted to be rested up for tomorrow. He's going down and setting up a tent and has more beads than should be allowed outside of Mardi Gras. I let the students in one of my classes count it as an assignment if they go.
augmentlauren
Footballguy
One of your students????It starts early in the AM. Huge deal here. We played poker tonight, and one of the guys who never misses bailed because he wanted to be rested up for tomorrow. He's going down and setting up a tent and has more beads than should be allowed outside of Mardi Gras. I let the students in one of my classes count it as an assignment if they go.
doughboydeluxe
Footballguy
For one of the fitness classes I teach, they have to run a 5K as one of their assignments. I strongly recommend that they try the St. Paddy's 5K on Greenville, but they usually wait until the very end of the semester and end up doing some crappy race.One of your students????It starts early in the AM. Huge deal here. We played poker tonight, and one of the guys who never misses bailed because he wanted to be rested up for tomorrow. He's going down and setting up a tent and has more beads than should be allowed outside of Mardi Gras. I let the students in one of my classes count it as an assignment if they go.
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augmentlauren
Footballguy
Ok, you're going to have to fill me in. What do you do?For one of the fitness classes I teach, they have to run a 5K as one of their assignments. I strongly recommend that they try the St. Paddy's 5K on Greenville, but they usually wait until the very end of the semester and end up doing some crappy race.One of your students????It starts early in the AM. Huge deal here. We played poker tonight, and one of the guys who never misses bailed because he wanted to be rested up for tomorrow. He's going down and setting up a tent and has more beads than should be allowed outside of Mardi Gras. I let the students in one of my classes count it as an assignment if they go.
doughboydeluxe
Footballguy
I teach and work in the athletic department of a junior college.Ok, you're going to have to fill me in. What do you do?For one of the fitness classes I teach, they have to run a 5K as one of their assignments. I strongly recommend that they try the St. Paddy's 5K on Greenville, but they usually wait until the very end of the semester and end up doing some crappy race.One of your students????It starts early in the AM. Huge deal here. We played poker tonight, and one of the guys who never misses bailed because he wanted to be rested up for tomorrow. He's going down and setting up a tent and has more beads than should be allowed outside of Mardi Gras. I let the students in one of my classes count it as an assignment if they go.
augmentlauren
Footballguy
Hmmm...I curious. I'm intrigued. Tell me more...I teach and work in the athletic department of a junior college.Ok, you're going to have to fill me in. What do you do?For one of the fitness classes I teach, they have to run a 5K as one of their assignments. I strongly recommend that they try the St. Paddy's 5K on Greenville, but they usually wait until the very end of the semester and end up doing some crappy race.One of your students????It starts early in the AM. Huge deal here. We played poker tonight, and one of the guys who never misses bailed because he wanted to be rested up for tomorrow. He's going down and setting up a tent and has more beads than should be allowed outside of Mardi Gras. I let the students in one of my classes count it as an assignment if they go.
doughboydeluxe
Footballguy
What would you like to know?Hmmm...I curious. I'm intrigued. Tell me more...I teach and work in the athletic department of a junior college.Ok, you're going to have to fill me in. What do you do?For one of the fitness classes I teach, they have to run a 5K as one of their assignments. I strongly recommend that they try the St. Paddy's 5K on Greenville, but they usually wait until the very end of the semester and end up doing some crappy race.One of your students????It starts early in the AM. Huge deal here. We played poker tonight, and one of the guys who never misses bailed because he wanted to be rested up for tomorrow. He's going down and setting up a tent and has more beads than should be allowed outside of Mardi Gras. I let the students in one of my classes count it as an assignment if they go.
augmentlauren
Footballguy
Do you teach a "core" class, or a athletic class? or both? What are they? Where? Ect.....What would you like to know?Hmmm...I curious. I'm intrigued. Tell me more...I teach and work in the athletic department of a junior college.Ok, you're going to have to fill me in. What do you do?For one of the fitness classes I teach, they have to run a 5K as one of their assignments. I strongly recommend that they try the St. Paddy's 5K on Greenville, but they usually wait until the very end of the semester and end up doing some crappy race.One of your students????It starts early in the AM. Huge deal here. We played poker tonight, and one of the guys who never misses bailed because he wanted to be rested up for tomorrow. He's going down and setting up a tent and has more beads than should be allowed outside of Mardi Gras. I let the students in one of my classes count it as an assignment if they go.
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
bentley
Footballguy
Let's not lose sight of the fact that you're a bunch of women and girly men for staying home to "rest up" before a big celebration. There are only two ways to do this: Drink all night (which I could never do) or sleep about three hours, drag your dogass out of bed hungover and angry, smoke a Camel as you continue to assault your poor lungs that are screaming for clean air while you take a piss off the back porch, hop in the truck, cause some minor property damage because you're still groggy from the night before, drive through Whataburger and get a breakfast sammich and a bigass coffee to get the day going, stop at 7-eleven for a post breakfast tallboy, and get down to the parade and drink so much by ten in the morning that your head don't hurt no more.
doughboydeluxe
Footballguy
PM sent
doughboydeluxe
Footballguy
This ain't your first rodeo
regularguy
Footballguy
this guy knows ####
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
Fixed. Other than that
PizzaDeliveryGuy
extra sausage
Lauren has to be drunk and horny at this hour.
she's a little confused in chatLauren has to be drunk and horny at this hour.
doctor Gunks
Footballguy
Off to a bumpy start, IMO.she's a little confused in chatLauren has to be drunk and horny at this hour.
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