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SMU student blogging for enhancement (1 Viewer)

lol...hey lauran, does you knews a girl names indian Janets at msu...lol
Ok... I want some of whatever he's on.
Yeah he's the high one. You want to stick a couple of expensive bags of salt water into your body because you have a twisted body image. :rolleyes:
Stay classy.
I was kidding.
He knows. :probably:
Ok, new photos are up on my site. All credit should go to Cowboys #1. I really enjoyed talking with you guys. I've got an early lab tommorow but please keep visiting me!
 
lol...hey lauran, does you knews a girl names indian Janets at msu...lol
Ok... I want some of whatever he's on.
Yeah he's the high one. You want to stick a couple of expensive bags of salt water into your body because you have a twisted body image. :rolleyes:
Stay classy.
I was kidding.
He knows. :probably:
Kidding about getting aftermarket parts?
I'm guessing the kidding is about the "I want some of whatever he's on" line.
 
lol...hey lauran, does you knews a girl names indian Janets at msu...lol
Ok... I want some of whatever he's on.
Yeah he's the high one. You want to stick a couple of expensive bags of salt water into your body because you have a twisted body image. :rolleyes:
Stay classy.
I was kidding.
He knows. :probably:
Ok, new photos are up on my site. All credit should go to Cowboys #1. I really enjoyed talking with you guys. I've got an early lab tommorow but please keep visiting me!
Gotta admit I thought this was alias :fishing: at first. But no angler would have been that oblivious.
 
lol...hey lauran, does you knews a girl names indian Janets at msu...lol
Ok... I want some of whatever he's on.
Yeah he's the high one. You want to stick a couple of expensive bags of salt water into your body because you have a twisted body image. :rolleyes:
Stay classy.
I was kidding.
He knows. :probably:
Ok, new photos are up on my site. All credit should go to Cowboys #1. I really enjoyed talking with you guys. I've got an early lab tommorow but please keep visiting me!
Gotta admit I thought this was alias :fishing: at first. But no angler would have been that oblivious.
I confirm the real deal, S.
 
Why can't this chick go into porn or work the pole like any other American women that wants the money for fake cans? Have some dignity, girl.....

 
She looks worth a donation.

I'm happy to see college students being proactive about issues that are important to them.
They might effect the golf swing.
affect
:yes:
Not if TheCrazyCat meant that new b :eek: bs would bring about a golf swing.
:hijacked: Dam it. Stop confusing me on this one. Grammer is one area that I had to work at to improve over my life. If you are going to correct me make sure you are correct, because I will usually presume you know what you are talking about. Okay, now I believe I was correct all along.

Now back to your regularly scheduled b :eek: b talk.

 
Where is this "Otis" ? I like him!
Lauren - :bye: Thanks for the e-mail:

Hey [Otis]!

I love New York! I haven't been in a few years, but I'm going to come and take you up on that offer! You're so cute, I'd have too!!!

You stumbled on to my blog huh? How did you find it?

I'm glad that you did, and I hope you keep coming back. I'm having alot of fun with it, and I've met some crazy people! Let me know if you have any fun ideas for me. Enjoy!

Lauren
:wub:
 
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lol...hey lauran, does you knews a girl names indian Janets at msu...lol
Ok... I want some of whatever he's on.
Yeah he's the high one. You want to stick a couple of expensive bags of salt water into your body because you have a twisted body image. :rolleyes:
Be nice, TB. Being single in Dallas can turn just about anyone into a vapid, greedy husk of a human being.
:lmao: It's funny 'cause it's true.

Signed,

Vapid, Greedy Husk of a Single Guy in Dallas

 
Sure! I saw the links coming in from it, and I thought I might come check it out.

Just to clear something up here, you guys have to read who posted the blogs. For instance, the one talking about the guys working out to gain muscles, ect. Wasn't posted by me! Ok...

Where is this "Otis" ? I like him!
:wall: That cockblocker Otis lives in NYC. He needs to leave the SMU hotties to his Dallas buddies.
:thumbup: Now we DEFINITELY need a happy hour soon!
If she's smart, she agrees to show up when a certain donation level is reached. :moneybag:
 
Sure! I saw the links coming in from it, and I thought I might come check it out.

Just to clear something up here, you guys have to read who posted the blogs. For instance, the one talking about the guys working out to gain muscles, ect. Wasn't posted by me! Ok...

Where is this "Otis" ? I like him!
:wall: That cockblocker Otis lives in NYC. He needs to leave the SMU hotties to his Dallas buddies.
:thumbup: Now we DEFINITELY need a happy hour soon!
If she's smart, she agrees to show up when a certain donation level is reached. :moneybag:
Cowboys #1 gave her $20... maybe that's enough.
 
Where is this "Otis" ? I like him!
Lauren - :bye: Thanks for the e-mail:

Hey [Otis]!

I love New York! I haven't been in a few years, but I'm going to come and take you up on that offer! You're so cute, I'd have too!!!

You stumbled on to my blog huh? How did you find it?

I'm glad that you did, and I hope you keep coming back. I'm having alot of fun with it, and I've met some crazy people! Let me know if you have any fun ideas for me. Enjoy!

Lauren
:wub:
Here's how that date would go for Lauren :stirspot: :suds: :sleep: :own3d:
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
 
random innernets girl seeking donations for fake breasassissts shows up at FBGs and this is all the farther the thread got?

had i been here on the ground floor i woulda set the O/U at 23 pages

 
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Sure! I saw the links coming in from it, and I thought I might come check it out.

Just to clear something up here, you guys have to read who posted the blogs. For instance, the one talking about the guys working out to gain muscles, ect. Wasn't posted by me! Ok...

Where is this "Otis" ? I like him!
:wall: That cockblocker Otis lives in NYC. He needs to leave the SMU hotties to his Dallas buddies.
:thumbup: Now we DEFINITELY need a happy hour soon!
If she's smart, she agrees to show up when a certain donation level is reached. :moneybag:
Do you really think she's 1) going to actually get the implants or 2) tell anyone when she reachs her $9000 goal? This is a just a money making scam and it's probably her boyfriend running the whole thing.
 
She looks worth a donation.

I'm happy to see college students being proactive about issues that are important to them.
Cute chick. Couple of things:

1) she needs to choke down quite a few more of those burgers to be to my liking.

2) from the looks of that car she's driving, she should be able to bye her own enhancements.
I should "bye" them huh?
Hey! So I rode the short bus. I meant BUY...I was just envisioning waving 'bye' to her the next morning. :bye: :excited:
 
random innernets girl seeking donations for fake breasassissts shows up at FBGs and this is all the farther the thread got?

had i been here on the ground floor i woulda set the O/U at 23 pages
She hasn't been here during peak hours (yet).
 
Sure! I saw the links coming in from it, and I thought I might come check it out.

Just to clear something up here, you guys have to read who posted the blogs. For instance, the one talking about the guys working out to gain muscles, ect. Wasn't posted by me! Ok...

Where is this "Otis" ? I like him!
:wall: That cockblocker Otis lives in NYC. He needs to leave the SMU hotties to his Dallas buddies.
:thumbup: Now we DEFINITELY need a happy hour soon!
If she's smart, she agrees to show up when a certain donation level is reached. :moneybag:
Do you really think she's 1) going to actually get the implants or 2) tell anyone when she reachs her $9000 goal? This is a just a money making scam and it's probably her boyfriend running the whole thing.
Do I really think she's going to get them? Well, I haven't really thought about it since I don't much care. She was looking for ideas to raise money and I gave her one.
 
IF Otis had any heart.. He'd offer to fly the girl up here and have her meet with the top breast-Doctor in New York City:

Dr. Righetti

 
IF Otis had any heart.. He'd offer to fly the girl up here and have her meet with the top breast-Doctor in New York City:

Dr. Righetti
I've seen him "operate," and I don't think that's what she is looking for.
 
random innernets girl seeking donations for fake breasassissts shows up at FBGs and this is all the farther the thread got?

had i been here on the ground floor i woulda set the O/U at 23 pages
The day is far from over pal.
 
:hey:

augmentlauren = :blush:

She's now a registered FBG, and she wants to augment her breasts. How is this thread on page 2?
ill believe it when i see a picture of her holding up a sign thats says "HELP ME FBG'S" being held just below her naked breasts. she is smoking hot as is, and doesnt necessarily need bigger boobs. but, she would be a little hotter with c-cups. but, if she wants people to throw her some cash, its gonna take more than bikini top shots and leg shots.

:useless:

 
:hey:

augmentlauren =  :blush:

She's now a registered FBG, and she wants to augment her breasts.  How is this thread on page 2?
ill believe it when i see a picture of her holding up a sign thats says "HELP ME FBG'S" being held just below her naked breasts. she is smoking hot as is, and doesnt necessarily need bigger boobs. but, she would be a little hotter with c-cups. but, if she wants people to throw her some cash, its gonna take more than bikini top shots and leg shots.

:useless:
You'll believe what?
 
:hey:

augmentlauren =  :blush:

She's now a registered FBG, and she wants to augment her breasts.  How is this thread on page 2?
ill believe it when i see a picture of her holding up a sign thats says "HELP ME FBG'S" being held just below her naked breasts. she is smoking hot as is, and doesnt necessarily need bigger boobs. but, she would be a little hotter with c-cups. but, if she wants people to throw her some cash, its gonna take more than bikini top shots and leg shots.

:useless:
that's someones daughter sir. :hot:

 
:hey:

augmentlauren =  :blush:

She's now a registered FBG, and she wants to augment her breasts.   How is this thread on page 2?
ill believe it when i see a picture of her holding up a sign thats says "HELP ME FBG'S" being held just below her naked breasts. she is smoking hot as is, and doesnt necessarily need bigger boobs. but, she would be a little hotter with c-cups. but, if she wants people to throw her some cash, its gonna take more than bikini top shots and leg shots.

:useless:
You'll believe what?
1.) that its really her who registered here2.) that her boobs really need upgrading

 
:hey:

augmentlauren =  :blush:

She's now a registered FBG, and she wants to augment her breasts.   How is this thread on page 2?
ill believe it when i see a picture of her holding up a sign thats says "HELP ME FBG'S" being held just below her naked breasts. she is smoking hot as is, and doesnt necessarily need bigger boobs. but, she would be a little hotter with c-cups. but, if she wants people to throw her some cash, its gonna take more than bikini top shots and leg shots.

:useless:
that's someones daughter sir. :hot:
would you prefer to see pics of someone's son?
 
Seriously, what proof do we have that this is not an alias here?

I will vouch, however, for the very REAL e-mail received from her hotness posted above. :confirmed:

 
:hey:

augmentlauren =  :blush:

She's now a registered FBG, and she wants to augment her breasts.   How is this thread on page 2?
ill believe it when i see a picture of her holding up a sign thats says "HELP ME FBG'S" being held just below her naked breasts. she is smoking hot as is, and doesnt necessarily need bigger boobs. but, she would be a little hotter with c-cups. but, if she wants people to throw her some cash, its gonna take more than bikini top shots and leg shots.

:useless:
You'll believe what?
1.) that its really her who registered here2.) that her boobs really need upgrading
Believe it.1. Email address checks out.

2. Help wanted.

 
:hey:

augmentlauren =  :blush:

She's now a registered FBG, and she wants to augment her breasts.   How is this thread on page 2?
ill believe it when i see a picture of her holding up a sign thats says "HELP ME FBG'S" being held just below her naked breasts. she is smoking hot as is, and doesnt necessarily need bigger boobs. but, she would be a little hotter with c-cups. but, if she wants people to throw her some cash, its gonna take more than bikini top shots and leg shots.

:useless:
You'll believe what?
1.) that its really her who registered here2.) that her boobs really need upgrading
Believe it.1. Email address checks out.

2. Help wanted.
again, i will believe it when my requirements are met.
 
otis, she addressed me by 1st name which i have never revealed.

only way she can do that is via the paypal payment she received.

she also sent me a nice email

 
otis, she addressed me by 1st name which i have never revealed.

only way she can do that is via the paypal payment she received.

she also sent me a nice email
were my requirements met in said email? if not, i respectfully dismiss the evidence you have laid before me.

 

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