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Any chance JB matches the donations dollar for dollar like he did in the Katrina fund? You could have bigger breasts in half the time. :thumbup:
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this has not been answered yet by JB himself?
 
Any chance JB matches the donations dollar for dollar like he did in the Katrina fund? You could have bigger breasts in half the time. :thumbup:
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this has not been answered yet by JB himself?
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Sure it has. "get a life"ETA: I don't think he was being excellent.

 
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Cliff notes to this trainwreck?
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- Girl with blog wants internet to pay for fake boobs.- FBG's comment until someone contacts her.

- A new user "augmentLauren" comes on and starts posting.

- All think its an alias.

- Requests come in for a pic with FBG's on it. She posts said pic.

- Now possible Dallas Cornhole with Lauren is a possibility.

Miss anything?

 
Cliff notes to this trainwreck?
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- Girl with blog wants internet to pay for fake boobs.- FBG's comment until someone contacts her.

- A new user "augmentLauren" comes on and starts posting.

- All think its an alias.

- Requests come in for a pic with FBG's on it. She posts said pic.

- Now possible Dallas Cornhole with Lauren is a possibility.

Miss anything?
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Nah, I read seven or so pages then gave up. Note to the princess-welcome aboard. You're not suckering any dough outta my broke behind. Congratulations on squeezing money outta these drunken fools.

And screw anybody who doesn't want you to get implants (not literally of course). If you think they'll make you happy then have at it. If only a couple bags of salt water would make me complete.

 
If possible, go silicone. They feel and look much more natural.
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I want to do the procedure where they go through the belly button. It's more expensive, but it ensures that you wont have any scars!
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While you're at it you might as well get one on your back for slow dancing too.
 
If possible, go silicone. They feel and look much more natural.
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I want to do the procedure where they go through the belly button. It's more expensive, but it ensures that you wont have any scars!
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That could end up being more painful though. How about under the armpit?
 
If possible, go silicone. They feel and look much more natural.
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I want to do the procedure where they go through the belly button. It's more expensive, but it ensures that you wont have any scars!
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It all just sounds like an overwhelmingly awful experience for what? A couple cups of silicone to turn a few more heads? You go girl. Unsolicited advice: Pimp for a few thousand more for the psychotherapy, too.

 
Hypothetically speaking - what if one guy paid for the whole thing? What's in it for him?

And on a different subject, I would only feel right about donating if I could see a REAL before pic, and chances are I'd donate more if I could administer a pre-op physical examination.

 
If possible, go silicone. They feel and look much more natural.
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I want to do the procedure where they go through the belly button. It's more expensive, but it ensures that you wont have any scars!
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Wow...didn't realize science advanced this far already. Sweet. :thumbup:
 
If possible, go silicone. They feel and look much more natural.
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I want to do the procedure where they go through the belly button. It's more expensive, but it ensures that you wont have any scars!
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Wow...didn't realize science advanced this far already. Sweet. :thumbup:
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It appears like there is a 50/50 success rate (50% are pretty good and 50% are pretty crap) in the "not work safe" photo gallery at this site.
 
While I would be more than happy to help some fat chick with no #### get a boob job, I think you're wasting your money and I respectfully decline to participate in your mutilation. You have killer legs, a great smile and a very nice body. Good lord, with all the fat chicks walking around letting their guts hang over their low-rise jeans these days, you should be feeling great about your body. My guess is some ####### somewhere made a comment about your boobs and you've been self-conscious ever since. #### him. You're hot. Don't ruin it.

 
Hypothetically speaking - what if one guy paid for the whole thing? What's in it for him?

And on a different subject, I would only feel right about donating if I could see a REAL before pic, and chances are I'd donate more if I could administer a pre-op physical examination.
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A buddy of mine asked this exact same question
 
While I would be more than happy to help some fat chick with no #### get a boob job, I think you're wasting your money and I respectfully decline to participate in your mutilation. You have killer legs, a great smile and a very nice body. Good lord, with all the fat chicks walking around letting their guts hang over their low-rise jeans these days, you should be feeling great about your body. My guess is some ####### somewhere made a comment about your boobs and you've been self-conscious ever since. #### him. You're hot. Don't ruin it.
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I think she already commented that it's not for anyone else--it's for her. Translation: it's for someone else (even if she doesn't know him yet).Girls like this EVERYWHERE.

 
Lauren, why doesn't your boyfriend hock his convertible and pay for the new rack? He'll be the prime beneficiary...at least until all the subsequent attention causes you move on to greener pastures.
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Well, IF I had a boyfriend with a convertible, I doubt he'd hawk it for me!
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Why don't you transfer to NYU. I've got some nice city boys who'd be happy to fill that role for you.
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:hey:
 
Have we discussed why they cost nine grand? I thought they were around five or six.
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Speaking from expuriench, $6k is on the upper end.
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:no: The Otis ex during law school took out extra student loans to get them. Cost her 10 grand. She got the special procedure where they don't cut but, rather, go in through the body's only natural scar (your belly button) and slide 'em on up. Poor girl was miserable for a couple weeks but grew to love them. I always thought they looked awesome when clothed but uber-phony in the buff.

:shrug:

 
While I would be more than happy to help some fat chick with no #### get a boob job, I think you're wasting your money and I respectfully decline to participate in your mutilation. You have killer legs, a great smile and a very nice body. Good lord, with all the fat chicks walking around letting their guts hang over their low-rise jeans these days, you should be feeling great about your body. My guess is some ####### somewhere made a comment about your boobs and you've been self-conscious ever since. #### him. You're hot. Don't ruin it.
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buy the fat chick a treadmill and a support bra.. but don't use that to avoid getting this chick out of a training bra
 
Hmmm.... meeting strangers at a bar. How on earth would I recognize you?

Well, you would recognize me huh?
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Who you calling strangers? ;) We'll be the ones at the bar not playing video games on a computer.
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Good Point!But the Loon is like a breeding ground for men! You're everywhere!
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Well if it'll help you locate us, I can tell you that we have a lot in common physically. I was also "lucky enough to have been blessed with a great metabolism, and an even nicer toosh". :blush:
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LOL, you guys are great!
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Are you coming on to me?
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I thought you said something else for a second...
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:lmao: :lmao: This thread is awesome. AWESOME.

I am :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: through the entire thing.

I'm so proud of you guys.

 
Have we discussed why they cost nine grand?  I thought they were around five or six.
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Speaking from expuriench, $6k is on the upper end.
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:no: The Otis ex during law school took out extra student loans to get them. Cost her 10 grand. She got the special procedure where they don't cut but, rather, go in through the body's only natural scar (your belly button) and slide 'em on up. Poor girl was miserable for a couple weeks but grew to love them. I always thought they looked awesome when clothed but uber-phony in the buff.

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confirmed
 
GOD!

How is anyone supposed to get any work done with threads like this.

And stop trying to convince her to go for the average price. With plastic surgery, you get what you pay for.

The last thing this woman wants is average plastic surgey. She is not a second rate pron star.

This is an investment in her body, no need to skimp!

 
Have we discussed why they cost nine grand? I thought they were around five or six.
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Speaking from expuriench, $6k is on the upper end.
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:no: The Otis ex during law school took out extra student loans to get them. Cost her 10 grand. She got the special procedure where they don't cut but, rather, go in through the body's only natural scar (your belly button) and slide 'em on up. Poor girl was miserable for a couple weeks but grew to love them. I always thought they looked awesome when clothed but uber-phony in the buff.

:shrug:
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$10k. :eek: Didn't think the tuba method was that much more. I know a girl who's going that route. I'll have to ask. Saline, if they sit too high and are filled too much, do tend to look phony. Not so much with Silicone, but they're harder to get. Special circumstances are usually required.
 
So, the "verifiable" number of women that have been invited here to post that have "actually" turned out to be female is now at what??? One? :thumbup:

I don't think she knows what she's getting herself into...... :devil:

 
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