When your wife sees something that she thinks distresses her and it’s actually nothing, don’t laugh.A bit of marital advice, don’t do that.
Feel free to share your own tips and tricks.
I prefer “Frankie says relax” to shift the blame to him/them.“relax” has the same effect.
Oh come on.I prefer “Frankie says relax” to shift the blame to him/them.
I keep it singular to avoid ganging up on her.Oh come on.
Frankie Say Relax
Should have pulled a Cam Newton and said, "I wish you knew when to be quiet."
https://youtu.be/5L07t8yd_a4A bit of marital advice, don’t do that.
Feel free to share your own tips and tricks.
friend of mine does the zip your lips motion and turns the key as if to lock the mouth shutTell her she’s at about a 9 and you need her to be at a 2. Do a little motion like you are turning a dial as you say it.
“relax” has the same effect.
Tell her she’s at about a 9 and you need her to be at a 2. Do a little motion like you are turning a dial as you say it.
friend of mine does the zip your lips motion and turns the key as if to lock the mouth shut
goes over super
somehow they're still married. coming up on 20 years.
I occasionally tell mine to zip it, but seems to have the opposite effectfriend of mine does the zip your lips motion and turns the key as if to lock the mouth shut
goes over super
somehow they're still married. coming up on 20 years.
w: "what's for dinner"Yesterday was our anniversary. We got in a huge fight. I told her she was being passive aggressive about the dinner she wanted, I didn't care what it was. Not good. Happy anniversary!
"Chill" isn't any better.Dr. Octopus said:“relax” has the same effect.DA RAIDERS said:Calm down is always a winner.
No one - no one - in the history of the world has ever chilled out after being told to “chill out”"Chill" isn't any better.Dr. Octopus said:“relax” has the same effect.DA RAIDERS said:Calm down is always a winner.
No one - no one - in the history of the world has ever chilled out after being told to “chill out”
I think even penguins head to the desert when they hear this.No one - no one - in the history of the world has ever chilled out after being told to “chill out”
identikit said:I've found this to be especially effective:
R-E-L-A-X
Next time she is mad at you, she should punch ya in the nuts, and see how cute you think that is.My girlfriend is this tiny thing with a squeaky little Leslie Mann voice, and when she gets mad I think it's the cutest thing ever, which gets her angrier, which I find even cuter. She used to hit me in the chest when she saw me smiling at how cute she was, then she discovered that I found her chest punches GD adorable.
She now goes silent in seething anger till I apologize, but she definitely resents not being able to holler at me.
mr. furley said:friend of mine does the zip your lips motion and turns the key as if to lock the mouth shut
goes over super
somehow they're still married. coming up on 20 years.
You screwed up.Gordo said:So a couple nights ago I told my wife she was overreacting…
A bit of marital advice, don’t do that.
Feel free to share your own tips and tricks.
W: "Does this dress make me look fat?"Make sure you tell her that outfit makes her look fat. You wouldn't want her to go out that way.
bold, bold moveThis post should come with a warning.
I tried this move last night just for the hell of it. I even gave her the "HEY" first. Then the zip it motion.....
Hilarity DID NOT ensue
Next time, when she says she’s mad, wrap a towel around her shoulders and tell her, “Now you’re Super mad.”My girlfriend is this tiny thing with a squeaky little Leslie Mann voice, and when she gets mad I think it's the cutest thing ever, which gets her angrier, which I find even cuter. She used to hit me in the chest when she saw me smiling at how cute she was, then she discovered that I found her chest punches GD adorable.
She now goes silent in seething anger till I apologize, but she definitely resents not being able to holler at me.
Next time, when she says she’s mad, wrap a towel around her shoulders and tell her, “Now you’re Super mad.”
Results guaranteed every time.
As @George Costanzawill tell you, always do the opposite of your instinctsWhatever my first instinct is..don't.
Turned it around and accumulated some dots tonight. Yay marriage!offdee said:Marriage is fun. Glad I'll never do that again.