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So I jump ship in Hong Kong (1 Viewer)

Jayrod

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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

 
You should probably lay off the coffee. Questioning quality aliases, quoting 40 year old movies. What's going on?

 
First of all, I'm not questioning any aliases.  Also, Caddyshack is a timeless classic.

But to really answer your question:  My link
Jayrod, your mission is to drive new threads. Keep it up!  I don't personally like Caddyshack, but that writing is outstanding. Thanks and  :thumbup:  for the effort.  

 
Last time I was in Hong Kong a girl (tall at about 5-11) took me out of the bar to the top of a hill (tram) that overlooked Hong Kong and Kowloon, what a sight.  As was "Joyce" who had the cutest little blue butterfly tattoo over here right or was it left breast. 

Love the way she called me....babysan.

Just a year earlier I had been in high school.  If somebody had of told me, in a year from now.....................................

Yep, Navy.

 
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