Spiders...I have them (1 Viewer)

[Arizona Ron]

So I had a problem early this summer with Wasps on my deck. I went on my deck one day and saw one caught in a spider web and thought, "yeah, get him!".

So I told the cleaners to leave the spider webs alone.

Months later, I have a lot of spider webs but no wasps.

Most of the spiders are the size of a nickle two are the size of a quarter.

Any issues leaving them? Winter is just around the corner. I figure, meh leave them alone they did their job. A little worried about my daughter getting bitten by one but that's not likely to happen considering where they like to make their webs (high and in corners).

Do nothing? Call Woz and sue them?

 

[Jaysus]

Get some snakes to get rid of the spiders.

 

[Cjw_55106]

Where they make their webs is not a factor in them biting your daughter. I'd have no problem killing them, but depending on where you live, they probably aren't poinsonous.

 

[Cold Dead Hands]

In your area of DC they aren't an issue in terms of venom. However, they will invade your home this winter. I'd recommend killing them now rather than when you scream like a girl in December when one of the spiders falls on your head in the shower.

 

[AAABatteries]

If they are in to anal, let them stay.

 

[Arizona Ron]

In your area of DC they aren't an issue in terms of venom. However, they will invade your home this winter. I'd recommend killing them now rather than when you scream like a girl in December when one of the spiders falls on your head in the shower.

This is a good point. I didn't think about them coming inside.

 

[Copeman]

I usually let the spiders outside live so they can catch other nuance bugs. Plus they are cool to watch. Once the spiders are in my house, all bets are off.

 

[Arizona Ron]

Can I just vacuum them up?

 

[Parrothead]

get some mongoose to eat the snakes

 

[MC Gas Money]

Can I just vacuum them up?

If you want webs in your vacuum

 

[Arizona Ron]

Can I just vacuum them up?

If you want webs in your vacuum

It's a Dyson

 

[cstu]

I have no problem with spiders other than their webs getting everywhere. Cleaning lady is supposed to get those but needs to be reminded.

 

[EYLive]

Move

 

[MC Gas Money]

Can I just vacuum them up?

If you want webs in your vacuum

It's a Dyson

They use anti-spider technology?

 

[Buckychudd]

get some mongoose to eat the snakes

Mountain lions should take care of your mongoose problem.

 

[Parrothead]

Can I just vacuum them up?

If you want webs in your vacuum

It's a Dyson

they really suck

 

[ChiefD]

Have sex with them.

 

[eoMMan]

Flamethrower.

 

[gianmarco]

"I has them"

 

[Brony]

I have them by the boatloads. House looks like the Munsters if I don't knock down the webs every week. I spray BugFree backyard in bushes. In the grill and in our basement, I've started spraying a mix of peppermint oil, vinegar and water. Works better than nothing, but not as good as the pesticide.

 

[Fennis]

So I had a problem early this summer with Wasps on my deck. I went on my deck one day and saw one caught in a spider web and thought, "yeah, get him!".

So I told the cleaners to leave the spider webs alone.

Months later, I have a lot of spider webs but no wasps.

Most of the spiders are the size of a nickle two are the size of a quarter.

Any issues leaving them? Winter is just around the corner. I figure, meh leave them alone they did their job. A little worried about my daughter getting bitten by one but that's not likely to happen considering where they like to make their webs (high and in corners).

Do nothing? Call Woz and sue them?

you have cleaners that you have to tell not to clean spider webs high and outside of your deck? I can't get them to clean the top of the fridge without begging.

:first world jealousy:

 

[shadyridr]

Sleep with their wives

 

[TheIronSheik]

Start hiding flies.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Buy a bunch of scorpions. They love spiders.

 

[El Floppo]

"I has them"

made me laugh way more than it should have.

 

[Wingnut]

get some mongoose to eat the snakes

Mountain lions should take care of your mongoose problem.

Gonna need some gorillas to keep the mountain lion population in check.

 

[TheIronSheik]

In your area of DC they aren't an issue in terms of venom. However, they will invade your home this winter. I'd recommend killing them now rather than when you scream like a girl in December when one of the spiders falls on your head in the shower.

Wait. Arizona Rob lives in DC? I'm gonna need time to process this.

 

[SacramentoBob]

In your area of DC they aren't an issue in terms of venom. However, they will invade your home this winter. I'd recommend killing them now rather than when you scream like a girl in December when one of the spiders falls on your head in the shower.

Wait. Arizona Rob lives in DC? I'm gonna need time to process this.

I don't live in Sacramento either. At least you're really a sheik, though. We can't have the entire internet based on lies.

 

[Angry Beavers]

Leave the spiders alone. They'll hang out in the winter - they;ll leave the humans alone - no worries.

Edit - I am not really a beaver but sometimes I can get really pissed off

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

Spray some Tyszinacide or whatever the F it's called around your windows and doorways to ward them and other bugs off.

 

[doowain]

Are we sure that these "spiders" aren't crabs?

#lifestylehazards

 

[SacramentoBob]

Give the spiders Ebola.

 

[TheIronSheik]

In your area of DC they aren't an issue in terms of venom. However, they will invade your home this winter. I'd recommend killing them now rather than when you scream like a girl in December when one of the spiders falls on your head in the shower.

Wait. Arizona Rob lives in DC? I'm gonna need time to process this.

I don't live in Sacramento either. At least you're really a sheik, though. We can't have the entire internet based on lies.

What?!? I feel like someone just shook up my entire world. I feel sick.

 

[Parrothead]

get some mongoose to eat the snakes

Mountain lions should take care of your mongoose problem.

Gonna need some gorillas to keep the mountain lion population in check.

I hear gorillas are afraid of spiders.. gonna need some spiders to scare off the gorillas

 

[eoMMan]

In your area of DC they aren't an issue in terms of venom. However, they will invade your home this winter. I'd recommend killing them now rather than when you scream like a girl in December when one of the spiders falls on your head in the shower.

Wait. Arizona Rob lives in DC? I'm gonna need time to process this.

And I think his name is Theodore. Crazy, right?

 

[JerkStore]

In your area of DC they aren't an issue in terms of venom. However, they will invade your home this winter. I'd recommend killing them now rather than when you scream like a girl in December when one of the spiders falls on your head in the shower.

This is a good point. I didn't think about them coming inside.

Don't let them soak the walls.

 

[yellowdog]

Kill them all.

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

This happened to the Shah of Iran also

 

[Henry Ford]

In your area of DC they aren't an issue in terms of venom. However, they will invade your home this winter. I'd recommend killing them now rather than when you scream like a girl in December when one of the spiders falls on your head in the shower.

Wait. Arizona Rob lives in DC? I'm gonna need time to process this.

I don't live in Sacramento either. At least you're really a sheik, though. We can't have the entire internet based on lies.

What?!? I feel like someone just shook up my entire world. I feel sick.

Wait 'til you find out I'm not an anti-Semitic assembly-line enthusiast born in the 1860s

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

In your area of DC they aren't an issue in terms of venom. However, they will invade your home this winter. I'd recommend killing them now rather than when you scream like a girl in December when one of the spiders falls on your head in the shower.

Wait. Arizona Rob lives in DC? I'm gonna need time to process this.

I don't live in Sacramento either. At least you're really a sheik, though. We can't have the entire internet based on lies.

What?!? I feel like someone just shook up my entire world. I feel sick.

And I'm a crying-on-the-inside kind of clown. Truth be told, I don't cause much chaos at all.

Oh, and burn the house down.

 

[Slapdash]

Angie should take care of this IMO.

 

[captain_amazing]

This is why we need guns.

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Angie should take care of this IMO.

The man has a point. What else are you paying her for?

 

[mquinnjr]

Count your blessings it's not clowns.

 

[TheIronSheik]

Count your blessings it's not clowns.

Spider clowns.

 

[arrow1]

Count your blessings it's not clowns.

Spider clowns.

::shudder::

 

[ClownCausedChaos2]

Count your blessings it's not clowns.

Spider clowns.

::shudder::

ClownSpiderCausedChaos

 

[bagger]

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Sup

 

[Mad Cow]

Spider dogs!

 

[shadyridr]

You should get an exterminator to soak the walls. Or at least drown them in gag tears.