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**The Official Randall 'touchdown robber' Cobber Bandwagon** (4 Viewers)
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griff321
Footballguy
randall the drunken sconie cobber might get robbered if he puts the ball on the turf like he did last year and he will be out of the starting lineup faster then brett the wiener texter farve and you can take that to the bank ugly stepchilds to the east drunk on the milwaukee beast brohans
Dork Matter
Footballguy
Is a brohan like a brony? What do they dress like?
* confused *
* confused *
as a Cobb owner in just about every dynasty team, i have a vested interest in his progress.
i have to admit being a little disappointed that Driver came back, but don't think that Cobb will have trouble passing him on the depth chart this year. Jones has always concerned me (see my Jordy Nelson post), and i see him as a bigger threat to Cobb's snap count.
IF Cobb can jump past both of them to be the slot guy, then he is a viable starter THIS season.
Looking at some PPR numbers from last year:
#36 WR was 65/771/3 for 160 points
#42 WR was 44/612/8 for 153 points
So to be a starter in a start 3WR league (forgetting about flex for the moment), he would need to score about 10/game. What may be frustrating is that he could be a hot and cold player depending on matchups. I got nothing but radio silence when I asked about home/road splits for FF, noting that Finley sucked at home, while Nelson kicked ### there. Small sample size? Sure. But I also like NO WRs more at home, too, especailly Moore... but I digest.
I think the GB will be on a mission from God this year and will scortch the earth a la NE.
Working back from Rodgers numbers the past four years, i am comfortable projecting about 350 completions, 4400 yards and 40 TDs. Divide them up any way you see fit. Conservatively, I see Cobb at 55/700/6 PLUS (which gets him to 161 points) plus some rushing stats. So if he gets 5 passes a game and catches 68%, we get to 55 receptions. Normally, I wouldn't project that high of a completion percentage, but hearing how they might use him in the slot, backfield, etc. I see him being utilized close to the LoS. Plus AR has completed 66% and 68% of his passes the past two years.
GB will then have to lock him up at a discount like they did with Nelson to ensure a continuity [re: Rodger's happiness].
Plus I've been getting tons of offers for him, so the hype is getting out of control. He turns 22 this month and has the best QB in the game, so maybe the hype is deserved
i have to admit being a little disappointed that Driver came back, but don't think that Cobb will have trouble passing him on the depth chart this year. Jones has always concerned me (see my Jordy Nelson post), and i see him as a bigger threat to Cobb's snap count.
IF Cobb can jump past both of them to be the slot guy, then he is a viable starter THIS season.
Looking at some PPR numbers from last year:
#36 WR was 65/771/3 for 160 points
#42 WR was 44/612/8 for 153 points
So to be a starter in a start 3WR league (forgetting about flex for the moment), he would need to score about 10/game. What may be frustrating is that he could be a hot and cold player depending on matchups. I got nothing but radio silence when I asked about home/road splits for FF, noting that Finley sucked at home, while Nelson kicked ### there. Small sample size? Sure. But I also like NO WRs more at home, too, especailly Moore... but I digest.
I think the GB will be on a mission from God this year and will scortch the earth a la NE.
Working back from Rodgers numbers the past four years, i am comfortable projecting about 350 completions, 4400 yards and 40 TDs. Divide them up any way you see fit. Conservatively, I see Cobb at 55/700/6 PLUS (which gets him to 161 points) plus some rushing stats. So if he gets 5 passes a game and catches 68%, we get to 55 receptions. Normally, I wouldn't project that high of a completion percentage, but hearing how they might use him in the slot, backfield, etc. I see him being utilized close to the LoS. Plus AR has completed 66% and 68% of his passes the past two years.
GB will then have to lock him up at a discount like they did with Nelson to ensure a continuity [re: Rodger's happiness].
Plus I've been getting tons of offers for him, so the hype is getting out of control. He turns 22 this month and has the best QB in the game, so maybe the hype is deserved
SWC
Bromigo
i used to have an old 63 amc rambler and it was a total sleeper man i loved that car three on the tree and she went like a bat straight out of hell super light car for the time and mine had the 287 8 and man it just went i loved that baby and it was good for taking to the drive in that is for damned sure and i think cobber the touchdown robber would be a lot like that rambler just a sleeper you think it will be one thing and then pow zoom it is streaking right past some cat like he standing still and counting chickens and meanwhile me in the rambler would be impressing all the paper shakers and that is the word from the bird right there brohans'LawFitz said:Two points to be made:1. Cobb may easily be a solid WR3, possibly even a WR2 this year in RETURN leagues. Standard leagues, I think he needs an injury to Jennings or Driver to be reliable.2. For SWC, Dodge Challenger bro... han.
dickey moe
Fingerpicker
I'd like to know what types of guys owners have been moving him for?
nittanylion
Footballguy
I'm driving this damn bus, for what it's worth. I LOVE Cobb, and it's MY OPINION that his long term value is displacing Jordy Nelson as an every down player. Maybe sooner than we think. His play will start earning him targets in the present, that will cut into both Jennings and Nelson's production. Good thing the Packers' Passing Offense can support 3 Top 30 WR (I project Cobb to end the season in the WR 22-32 range) and a Top 12 TE. I'm with the guys who think the Packers are going to absolutely smash the Offensive Record Book this year. I'd pass on Jennings and Nelson right now in redraft to land Cobb where he's going relative to them. His stats won't be far off by year's end, and the per-game #'s will rise as the season goes on...
...just my .02...
...just my .02...
Donsmith753
Footballguy
Samuel L Bronkowitz
Footballguy
Is this anything like the Bob Ferguson Revolution?
Englishteacher
Footballguy
for comic humor alone
Detroit Revival
Footballguy
I was all in on Moore last year and I'm sure Cobb will find his way onto my team in my money league. So, yea I'm in. The Denarius Moore thread was 30 pages I believe. The "you've" in my statement is to everyone on the boards. I'll help though'Donsmith753 said:One minute you're with us, then you're not.You in or out?'Detroit Revival said:
The 30 page Moore thread in all its gloryJust looking over the 1st page you've got a guy excited about trading Britt for Cobb and Bernard Scott in Dynasty. 
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cr8f
Footballguy
Donald Driver is putting on a show in camp. That said Cobb is doing well too but too many drops.'Meatwad Reloaded said:I say high end #1 production by the end of this year! I see Rodgers throwing for 50 with Cobb seeing 10 of those, along with 6 tds on the ground and 1 passing.'Donsmith753 said:Get on board before its too late.
High end WR3 production this year before a top 15 season next year.
Buy buy buy in Dynasty.
75/1100/10 with 500/6 and 100/1...book it!!!!
Add in 3 punt returns for tds also. That will average him about 21 a game.
They are also using him as the holder for field goals giving defenses something to worry about. He used to be a QB and can throw.
WR1 later? Maybe but DJ Williams has been putting on a show at TE too. Not enough balls to go around.
Meatwad Reloaded
Footballguy
The legend of the Cobber will haunt all the dreams of NFC North foes this year; The Legend of Robber CobberDonald Driver is putting on a show in camp. That said Cobb is doing well too but too many drops.'Meatwad Reloaded said:I say high end #1 production by the end of this year! I see Rodgers throwing for 50 with Cobb seeing 10 of those, along with 6 tds on the ground and 1 passing.'Donsmith753 said:Get on board before its too late.
High end WR3 production this year before a top 15 season next year.
Buy buy buy in Dynasty.
75/1100/10 with 500/6 and 100/1...book it!!!!
Add in 3 punt returns for tds also. That will average him about 21 a game.
They are also using him as the holder for field goals giving defenses something to worry about. He used to be a QB and can throw.
WR1 later? Maybe but DJ Williams has been putting on a show at TE too. Not enough balls to go around.
Balls will swing, to and fro
The Cobber dances in the flow
Touchdowns glide like Chick Fil A
giving pluggers to the gays
ARod will sling the ball around
but Cobber dances, scores abound
Come Finley, come Jennings, come Driver
he calls
But Cobber's the man who pulls in the balls
The Packers will ride to the Super Bowl
with all of their foes licking taint for the show
And all in the end
the Cobber stands clear
a pro bowl he has
MVP will be near.
By Santa.
Donsmith753
Footballguy
Bravo sirThe legend of the Cobber will haunt all the dreams of NFC North foes this year; The Legend of Robber CobberDonald Driver is putting on a show in camp. That said Cobb is doing well too but too many drops.'Meatwad Reloaded said:I say high end #1 production by the end of this year! I see Rodgers throwing for 50 with Cobb seeing 10 of those, along with 6 tds on the ground and 1 passing.'Donsmith753 said:Get on board before its too late.
High end WR3 production this year before a top 15 season next year.
Buy buy buy in Dynasty.
75/1100/10 with 500/6 and 100/1...book it!!!!
Add in 3 punt returns for tds also. That will average him about 21 a game.
They are also using him as the holder for field goals giving defenses something to worry about. He used to be a QB and can throw.
WR1 later? Maybe but DJ Williams has been putting on a show at TE too. Not enough balls to go around.
Balls will swing, to and fro
The Cobber dances in the flow
Touchdowns glide like Chick Fil A
giving pluggers to the gays
ARod will sling the ball around
but Cobber dances, scores abound
Come Finley, come Jennings, come Driver
he calls
But Cobber's the man who pulls in the balls
The Packers will ride to the Super Bowl
with all of their foes licking taint for the show
And all in the end
the Cobber stands clear
a pro bowl he has
MVP will be near.
By Santa.
SWC
Bromigo
what tune are you supposed to sing that song to because i keep trying to sing it to the ballad of the green berets and it does not work so help a brohan out with name that tune in 4 notes and anyone even though it is cool you made up a song some of the words in there i could not sing out loud sometimes my mom comes over to watch the game and if i was singing about taints and stuff i am pretty sure she would have a gripper right then and thereand wonder where i had pickedup that kind of language and explaining what a fantasy football is or a message board is to her jeez i might as well go talk to my chimney flue for a couple of hours it would be pretty painful some of her generation is not as hip to this stuff as mine but anyhow back to the topic i agree with your song sentiment so i salute you and you sir should probably be called ludwig von meatwadven aruond these parts so take it to the bank and i hope you have a good day out there brohan
Runningman
Footballguy
I want to be the caboose of this train!
rizzler
Footballguy
Wide receiver Randall Cobb
Attempts to land the starting job.
As Rodgers flings his balls around
Cobb's preps his hands to be bounty bound.
He snaggles one ball, two ball, three.
But the fourth hits the ground, unexpectedly.
Jennings looks at Finley, at Nelson and Driver
This kid ain't a 1, he's a pure # fiver.
So kids, as usual it is plain to see,
The member on bath salts is SWC.
Exeunt.
Attempts to land the starting job.
As Rodgers flings his balls around
Cobb's preps his hands to be bounty bound.
He snaggles one ball, two ball, three.
But the fourth hits the ground, unexpectedly.
Jennings looks at Finley, at Nelson and Driver
This kid ain't a 1, he's a pure # fiver.
So kids, as usual it is plain to see,
The member on bath salts is SWC.
Exeunt.
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dickey moe
Fingerpicker
Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true
Donald Driver was the devil
Cobb was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was cobb a bobb dang my dang a long ling long
Cobb bobb a dobb bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why why why baby
If it's so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power
Give it to me all again (wow)
Cobb bobb a dobb a dong dong ding dong
Every where I go
Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a WR3
And hold my world around
Why why why why?
Cobb bobb dobba dong dong ding dong
Dingy dingy son of a gun
Half my time I tell you baby
Never am I all for sure
Why why why why why baby
Sicky sicky from within
Everytime I stick you in
You're a wild wild little town hitch
Now how 'bout cobb a bobb dobb dong dong ling long
Dingy a dingy Cobb a down
Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a WR3
And hold my world around
Why why why why?
In my cobb a bing a bing a bing bong
A sticky sticky son of a gun
Ding a danga danga cobb bobb ding dong
Why why never know
Why why wack a cobb a bang bing bong
Then you take it on the bill
bing bang bong don't dong
Whoa!
I wanna love ya!
Why why why, why why darling
Do you do you tell me to play?
Half the time I talk about it all now baby
You know what I'm talkin' about I said
Why why why it'll
Ticky ticky ticky ticky
Son of a gun
Cobb bobb bong a bong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong
Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong
Bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong
Bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong
Cobb built my team
It's a love affair
Mainly Cobb and my hot rod
Donald Driver was the devil
Cobb was an architect previous to his career as a prophet
All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world
So there was only one thing that I could do
Was cobb a bobb dang my dang a long ling long
Cobb bobb a dobb bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Everytime I try to do it all now baby
Am I on the run
Why why why why why baby
If it's so evil then?
Give me my time, with all my power
Give it to me all again (wow)
Cobb bobb a dobb a dong dong ding dong
Every where I go
Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a WR3
And hold my world around
Why why why why?
Cobb bobb dobba dong dong ding dong
Dingy dingy son of a gun
Half my time I tell you baby
Never am I all for sure
Why why why why why baby
Sicky sicky from within
Everytime I stick you in
You're a wild wild little town hitch
Now how 'bout cobb a bobb dobb dong dong ling long
Dingy a dingy Cobb a down
Everytime you tell me baby
When I settle down
Got to get me a WR3
And hold my world around
Why why why why?
In my cobb a bing a bing a bing bong
A sticky sticky son of a gun
Ding a danga danga cobb bobb ding dong
Why why never know
Why why wack a cobb a bang bing bong
Then you take it on the bill
bing bang bong don't dong
Whoa!
I wanna love ya!
Why why why, why why darling
Do you do you tell me to play?
Half the time I talk about it all now baby
You know what I'm talkin' about I said
Why why why it'll
Ticky ticky ticky ticky
Son of a gun
Cobb bobb bong a bong bong bing bong
Ticky ticky thought of a gun
Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong
Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong
Bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong
Bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong
Cobb built my team
It's a love affair
Mainly Cobb and my hot rod
Meatwad Reloaded
Footballguy
I set it to the beat of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'...
Shane Falco
Footballguy
awesomenessWTH is going on in this thread?!?
Leroy Hoard
Footballguy
Psalm 69 is still an awesome albumMinistry
One of the best shows I've ever been too.
SWC
Bromigo
what is going on is that all of the good posters in the board are showing up in one place and talking about how awesome randall the touchdown robber cobber is and i am hopeful the that some national media outlets will pick up on this nickname because it would probably give me a flying jabruzzi brothers heart attack if i ever heard someone like john gruden go into a 20 minute breakdown of the nickname randall the touchdown robber cobber or if john madden drew arrows all over the place talking about the touchdown robber cobber it would basically be about the greatest thing to ever happen in my life except for a few things which are private and cannot be revealed on the world wide internet and it is nice to finally have a thread where it is not a bunch of teenage panty waste weakling spazes talking tough from behind a computer in their mommys basement about the saints and how they would get even with goodall or some other wussified mother jazz so take that to the bank brohansWTH is going on in this thread?!?
rizzler
Footballguy
Why haven't you started a Randall Cobb HOF thread yet, brohan?Mark Ingram got one FFS... INGRAM!what is going on is that all of the good posters in the board are showing up in one place and talking about how awesome randall the touchdown robber cobber is and i am hopeful the that some national media outlets will pick up on this nickname because it would probably give me a flying jabruzzi brothers heart attack if i ever heard someone like john gruden go into a 20 minute breakdown of the nickname randall the touchdown robber cobber or if john madden drew arrows all over the place talking about the touchdown robber cobber it would basically be about the greatest thing to ever happen in my life except for a few things which are private and cannot be revealed on the world wide internet and it is nice to finally have a thread where it is not a bunch of teenage panty waste weakling spazes talking tough from behind a computer in their mommys basement about the saints and how they would get even with goodall or some other wussified mother jazz so take that to the bank brohansWTH is going on in this thread?!?
Donsmith753
Footballguy
As much as I don't agree with the sentiment this is good work.
rizzler
Footballguy
respect.
SWC
Bromigo
wrong way to rizzlerville i a more of a shower kind of guy but hey man if you like to spread out candles and play some soft music and spend some me time alone with yourself in the bathtub with bath salts and that mother jazz that is sort of your own business and i will not hold it against you no matter what anyone says brohan and yes you better call the hospital because you might need to check in to the burn ward after that one zingmeister
rizzler
Footballguy
SouthWestChicken I love me a nice bath, with some Yanni playing in the background epsom salts and lavender incense burning all up in my nose but i like to shower afterwards to wash off all the excess sexiness that stews into my skin from taking a bath and you can take my bathwater and sell it to locals for a huge profit take that to the bank brohan and the burn didnt hurt too much as i produce natural aloe vera im too cool for school silky smooth
Meatwad Reloaded
Footballguy
4/58 and a TOUCHDOWN....not bad for the Cobber...not Julio-esque, but better than most!!!!
wiscstlatlmia
Footballguy
Oh.My.God.
There is some gold in here lol
There is some gold in here lol
rizzler
Footballguy
julio jones called randall the small knobber cobber last night after the games and gave him a little bit of whats up saying your stats looked decent but you did it agianst weak defense second stringers and we all knwo youre the 5th option for rodgers when it really matters so keep yourself in check brohan before you become to big for you size 12 cleats and your hair sucks look at my hair rasta mon i got the dopest lid and you cant even touch that Cobber so step back brohan take that to the fantasy bank
Looks Like Julio is no longer going with the rasta dreads
Groundpounder
Footballguy
Looks like Julio is a fan of run-on sentences.Looks Like Julio is no longer going with the rasta dreads
rizzler
Footballguy
thats right bro, julio knew he wass mightier than that punk ### samson so he cut his dreads at the local hotspot barber shop got a clean look and wanted the cobber to know that he can rock any hairdo better than him saying cobb's head looks like stuart scott's barber got a hold of it that aint fly and women arent gonna lock on to that look julio is pimping on and off the field take that to beauty school brohanLooks Like Julio is no longer going with the rasta dreads
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Meatwad Reloaded
Footballguy
A new song set to the popular tune...London Bridge
Cobber Robber Ode to Chick Fil A (romantic rights)
Randall Cobb is breaking out,breaking out, breaking out
Randall Cobb is breaking out, he's a touchdown robber!!!
Cobber robber sets his sights, sets his sights, sets his sights
Cobber robber sets his sights, on Jenning's touches!!!!
Pull the straps on ARod's pants, ARods pants, ARod's pants
Pull the straps on ARods pants, he's a quaterback pleaser!!!!!!!
Now he knows he's #1, #1, #1
Gave Arod a first class blow, and now he's stealing touchdowns!!!!!
Cobber Robber Ode to Chick Fil A (romantic rights)
Randall Cobb is breaking out,breaking out, breaking out
Randall Cobb is breaking out, he's a touchdown robber!!!
Cobber robber sets his sights, sets his sights, sets his sights
Cobber robber sets his sights, on Jenning's touches!!!!
Pull the straps on ARod's pants, ARods pants, ARod's pants
Pull the straps on ARods pants, he's a quaterback pleaser!!!!!!!
Now he knows he's #1, #1, #1
Gave Arod a first class blow, and now he's stealing touchdowns!!!!!
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smackdaddies
Footballguy
need2know
Footballguy
better take him in the first round with those scoring settings
haha, oops...i meant 1 point for every 25 return yards...my bad
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Donsmith753
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