sry, PI - my ol' pal was being sardonic
for the record, i don't hate Carole King, at least not like i hate Almost Famous or new-hate Ted Leo. i HATE Tapestry. you see, Pip, for much of the early 70s, i was on the road with rock bands that played a lot of colleges. that means i spent many fevered & earnest hours in the dorm rooms of the northeast's finest co-eds. all that excellent sexual luck was tainted by the sound & worship of Carole King's mindnumbing opus raining on my ardor and draining my essence in my pursuit of pleasure. i was Moses in the Land of Corduroy Miniskirts - soooo much heedless & needless suffering on the way to the Promised Land.