Things that only Happen in Florida! (2 Viewers)

[Tom Servo]

 

[snitwitch]

Dude tries to cash $368 billion check:

https://www.ringoffireradio.com/2015/05/man-tries-to-cash-368-billion-check-just-another-day-in-florida/

Love the wrap-around zeroes on the physical check.

Waters is now charged with forgery, unlawfully carrying Chinese throwing stars, and the possession of bath salts.

 

[Tom Servo]

Dude tries to cash $368 billion check:

https://www.ringoffireradio.com/2015/05/man-tries-to-cash-368-billion-check-just-another-day-in-florida/

Love the wrap-around zeroes on the physical check.

Waters is now charged with forgery, unlawfully carrying Chinese throwing stars, and the possession of bath salts.

Just another Friday in Florida...

 

[flysack]

"Florida Man Believes He Is Thor, Tries To Have Sex With Tree..."

 

[Bonfire]

"Florida Man Believes He Is Thor, Tries To Have Sex With Tree..."

That's quite the loincloth Thor is rocking.

 

[Tom Servo]

Twin brothers in Orange City toss bricks at each other.

Michael and James Remelius were arguing with each other in the front yard of a home in the 600 block of Howard Avenue about 8:45 p.m. Tuesday when Michael picked up a brick and threatened to throw it at his brother, according to a police report. James then picked up a brick in a threatening manner.

Michael threw his brick and hit his brother in the leg, causing a small cut, according to the report. James then threw his brick and struck Michael in the right eye, causing bleeding and swelling.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Florida Man is at it again (with video)

The story also mentions vampires, human sacrifice and the Sherriff of Nottingham.

LEE COUNTY, Fla. — A 44-year-old Florida man was arrested in April after he was caught on surveillance video bumping into the back of a patrol car and dancing on the vehicle’s roof while Hall & Oates’ “Rich Girl” and Supertramp’s “Goodbye Stranger” blared from his car speakers.

Christian Redecki, a convicted sexual offender, was arrested on April 7 for disturbing the peace and criminal mischief.

 

[George Jefferson Airplane]

Florida Man is at it again (with video)

The story also mentions vampires, human sacrifice and the Sherriff of Nottingham.

LEE COUNTY, Fla. — A 44-year-old Florida man was arrested in April after he was caught on surveillance video bumping into the back of a patrol car and dancing on the vehicle’s roof while Hall & Oates’ “Rich Girl” and Supertramp’s “Goodbye Stranger” blared from his car speakers.

Christian Redecki, a convicted sexual offender, was arrested on April 7 for disturbing the peace and criminal mischief.

Like a ship without an anchor

Like a slave without a chain

Just the thought of those sweet ladies

Sends a shiver through my veins

 

[The Commish]

Don't get stuck in traffic on the way home to get your kids

 

[Wingnut]

Is this thing loaded?

Oops, guess so.

http://www.bradenton.com/2015/06/15/5850732_man-on-fishing-trip-accidentally.html?rh=1

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Is this thing loaded?

Oops, guess so.

http://www.bradenton.com/2015/06/15/5850732_man-on-fishing-trip-accidentally.html?rh=1

I was coming here to post this one.

 

[L5UT1ger]

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/crime/fla-woman-selfies-sex-pit-bull-cops-article-1.2260802

Selfies gone wild

 

[Tom Servo]

Florida man bites store clerk, drives away in gold convertible and tells cops his name is **** Oranges.

http://www.naplesnews.com/news/crime/collier-man-accused-of-biting-swinging-knife-at-loss-prevention-officer-after-suspected-theft

 

[Binky The Doormat]

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/crime/fla-woman-selfies-sex-pit-bull-cops-article-1.2260802

Selfies gone wild

#####-on ##### action - no penetration.

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Calls 911 on dealer for ripping her off of $5.

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/broward/fort-lauderdale/fl-lauderdale-911-flakka-arrest-20150610-story.html

 

[Sweet J]

Dude tries to cash $368 billion check:

https://www.ringoffireradio.com/2015/05/man-tries-to-cash-368-billion-check-just-another-day-in-florida/

Love the wrap-around zeroes on the physical check.

Waters is now charged with forgery, unlawfully carrying Chinese throwing stars, and the possession of bath salts.

According to Mr. Waters, the U.S. Bank of Idaho owed him $368,000,000,000.00, because that’s what it said on the blank check that this guy name Tito sold him for $100.

“Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl,” Mr. Waters commented.

Sources indicate that Mr. Waters had told bank officials that a homeless man by the name of Tito Watts had sold the blank check to him for $100 and it was good for any amount.

Waters is now charged with forgery, unlawfully carrying Chinese throwing stars, and the possession of bath salts.

I think we know where Studs lives.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Dude tries to cash $368 billion check:

https://www.ringoffireradio.com/2015/05/man-tries-to-cash-368-billion-check-just-another-day-in-florida/

Love the wrap-around zeroes on the physical check.

Waters is now charged with forgery, unlawfully carrying Chinese throwing stars, and the possession of bath salts.

According to Mr. Waters, the U.S. Bank of Idaho owed him $368,000,000,000.00, because that’s what it said on the blank check that this guy name Tito sold him for $100.

“Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I’m as innocent as a schoolgirl,” Mr. Waters commented.

Sources indicate that Mr. Waters had told bank officials that a homeless man by the name of Tito Watts had sold the blank check to him for $100 and it was good for any amount.

Waters is now charged with forgery, unlawfully carrying Chinese throwing stars, and the possession of bath salts.

I think we know where Studs lives.

This does sound like the kind of stuff Huerta would be involved in.

 

[BustedKnuckles]

Mr.Florida

 

[Tackling Dummies]

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/west-park/fl-fireworks-discharge-inside-west-park-apartment-building-20150626-story.html

I got nothing.

 

[Quez]

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/broward/west-park/fl-fireworks-discharge-inside-west-park-apartment-building-20150626-story.html

I got nothing.

I'm surprised this doesn't happen more often. Everyone has mortar's down here. I'm surprised they still sell them.

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

This is a sad one:

Former FSU Mascot Stabbed Over Disputed Gumbo Recipe

 

[The Ref]

Well gumbo is fairly important.

Still make the point that a majority of the posts in this thread have nothing to do with Broward or Palm Beach counties.

 

[Tackling Dummies]

http://crimefeed.com/2015/01/man-florida-accidentally-kills-friend-acting-rap-lyrics/

Again, I got nothing.

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Battles with a female vampire, hilarity ensues.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/funny/cop-car-dancer-video-657034

 

[L5UT1ger]

Assault and AA Battery?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/clearwater/woman-busted-for-dildo-battering-786902

 

[Tom Servo]

This is a sad one:

Former FSU Mascot Stabbed Over Disputed Gumbo Recipe

Not a Seminole moment in Gumbo history.

 

[Wingnut]

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/clearwater/woman-busted-for-dildo-battering-786902

You cant make this crap up

 

[Jayrod]

Dude tries to cash $368 billion check:

https://www.ringoffireradio.com/2015/05/man-tries-to-cash-368-billion-check-just-another-day-in-florida/

Love the wrap-around zeroes on the physical check.

Just came in to post this story.

He was carrying Chinese throwing stars and bath salts.

ETA: Dangit, just saw this had already been covered. Nevermind, move along...nothing to see here.

 

[Tackling Dummies]

Passenger on a bus has to disembark because of an additional $2 fee.

Pure Florida goodness follows.

Enjoy.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/watch-florida-man-head-butts-bus-loses/

 

[igbomb]

Not Florida, but seems appropriate

Naked man on school playground arrested by police

 

[L5UT1ger]

http://abc13.com/news/landscaper-gets-jail-time-for-killing-ducks-with-lawnmower/886371/

smh

 

[Wingnut]

http://abc13.com/news/landscaper-gets-jail-time-for-killing-ducks-with-lawnmower/886371/

smh

http://www.98rock.com/onair/big-rig-32040/dude-mows-over-9-ducks-and-13799302/#ixzz3h961dRPH"They were in my path, so I just kept mowing"

 

[E Street Brat]

http://abc13.com/news/landscaper-gets-jail-time-for-killing-ducks-with-lawnmower/886371/

smh

http://www.98rock.com/onair/big-rig-32040/dude-mows-over-9-ducks-and-13799302/#ixzz3h961dRPH"They were in my path, so I just kept mowing"

If they were muscovy ducks, they should have a parade in his honor.

 

[kface]

Dude tries to cash $368 billion check:

https://www.ringoffireradio.com/2015/05/man-tries-to-cash-368-billion-check-just-another-day-in-florida/

Love the wrap-around zeroes on the physical check.

Just came in to post this story.

He was carrying Chinese throwing stars and bath salts.

ETA: Dangit, just saw this had already been covered. Nevermind, move along...nothing to see here.

How is it illegal to carry chinese throwing stars but legal to carry a gun? Strange state?

 

[Poke_4_Life]

Dude tries to cash $368 billion check:

https://www.ringoffireradio.com/2015/05/man-tries-to-cash-368-billion-check-just-another-day-in-florida/

Love the wrap-around zeroes on the physical check.

Just came in to post this story.

He was carrying Chinese throwing stars and bath salts.

ETA: Dangit, just saw this had already been covered. Nevermind, move along...nothing to see here.

How is it illegal to carry chinese throwing stars but legal to carry a gun? Strange state?

You realize we're talking about Florida? The very definition of a strange state.

 

[Gianni Verscotchie]

http://abc13.com/news/landscaper-gets-jail-time-for-killing-ducks-with-lawnmower/886371/

smh

http://www.98rock.com/onair/big-rig-32040/dude-mows-over-9-ducks-and-13799302/#ixzz3h961dRPH"They were in my path, so I just kept mowing"

The author seems outraged at the justice delivered.

Does "Unfreaking real..." mean the punishment was too lenient or too harsh?

 

[flysack]

Don't get stuck in traffic on the way home to get your kids

Unreal.

 

[Wingnut]

Man tries to steal unmarked police car with 2 cops inside it.

http://www.theboneonline.com/videos/news/man-tries-to-steal-unmarked-police-car-with-two/vDYC48/?ecmp=whptfm_social_facebook_sfp

 

[fantasycurse42]

Worlds smallest penis, botched plastic surgery, unlicensed surgeon. This one has it all.

http://m.nydailynews.com/news/national/florida-man-left-deformed-penis-botched-surgery-article-1.2315741

 

[Van Dyman]

More Florida Man shenanigans than you can shake a stick at.

 

[Tom Servo]

Woman has son blow into car's breathalyzer so it will start.

Sonni Abatta used to work at KDKA in Pittsburgh. Still

 

[Christo]

‘Monster’ disembowels girlfriend after she calls out ex’s name during sex: police

Click link at your own peril

 

[Binky The Doormat]

‘Monster’ disembowels girlfriend after she calls out ex’s name during sex: police

Click link at your own peril

Awful.

 

[mquinnjr]

From First to Worst!

 

[Christo]

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

 

[Mister CIA]

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Those pics are way beyond awesome.

 

[flysack]

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Those pics are way beyond awesome.

#32 is the winner here.

 

[Christo]

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

Those pics are way beyond awesome.

#32 is the winner here.

Without even look--it's the gun to the head, right?

 

[mquinnjr]

Lakeland woman Periscopes her drunk drive live. Gets arrested for DUI.

 

[Wingnut]

Lakeland woman Periscopes her drunk drive live. Gets arrested for DUI.

Right down the road from me.