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Things that only Happen in Florida! (1 Viewer)

There's a story out there about a Florida woman who gave birth while smoking crack, but I'll be darned if I can make the link work. 

 
Christo said:
 . . . he was just “doing his part for America.”

Gee, thanks




 
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Well, his intent was well meaning.  That should count for something.  

And the store owner needs to be more aware of the bottled fresh squeezed options since they are in Florida ...so this whole scene was inevitable.  

 
RandyDB said:
Florida Man Crashes Into Fire Hydrant and Drowns on 89th Birthday
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Is it ok for me to laugh at this? I really want to laugh at this. 

It's cartoonesque. A car crashes into a fire hydrant. An old, wrinkly, spine-bent, wasted flesh of a man gets out to cuss the hydrant he hit. The water hits him and (somehow) sucks him into the hole in the ground, drowning him, all while waving his wrinkly old body in the air like a waving clown in front of an auto dealership. Then the water pressure ends, and his body hits the soaked grass, head still stuck in the hole. 

This is how they find him.

Imagine being the first cop on the scene. Just imagine seeing that.

 
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flysack said:
Is it ok for me to laugh at this? I really want to laugh at this. 

It's cartoonesque. A car crashes into a fire hydrant. An old, wrinkly, spine-bent, wasted flesh of a man gets out to cuss the hydrant he hit. The water hits him and (somehow) sucks him into the hole in the ground, drowning him, all while waving his wrinkly old body in the air like a waving clown in front of an auto dealership. Then the water pressure ends, and his body hit the soaked grass, head still stuck in the hole. 

This is how they find him.

Imagine being the first cop on the scene. Just imagine seeing that.
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Insulting the dead guy might be wrong.

 
Or did his head completely seal the hole? The water just blasting him and blasting his him until the pressure ran out. 

All the while a group of "challenged" Floridan villagers come running over and try to yank him out by the legs.

It's horrocomic. I don't know if that's a word, but if ever situation demanded it, this is it.

 
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flysack said:
Is it ok for me to laugh at this? I really want to laugh at this. 

It's cartoonesque. A car crashes into a fire hydrant. An old, wrinkly, spine-bent, wasted flesh of a man gets out to cuss the hydrant he hit. The water hits him and (somehow) sucks him into the hole in the ground, drowning him, all while waving his wrinkly old body in the air like a waving clown in front of an auto dealership. Then the water pressure ends, and his body hits the soaked grass, head still stuck in the hole. 

This is how they find him.

Imagine being the first cop on the scene. Just imagine seeing that.
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I laughed.  thats incredible

 
flysack said:
RandyDB said:
Florida Man Crashes Into Fire Hydrant and Drowns on 89th Birthday
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Is it ok for me to laugh at this? I really want to laugh at this. 

It's cartoonesque. A car crashes into a fire hydrant. An old, wrinkly, spine-bent, wasted flesh of a man gets out to cuss the hydrant he hit. The water hits him and (somehow) sucks him into the hole in the ground, drowning him, all while waving his wrinkly old body in the air like a waving clown in front of an auto dealership. Then the water pressure ends, and his body hits the soaked grass, head still stuck in the hole. 

This is how they find him.

Imagine being the first cop on the scene. Just imagine seeing that.
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The last man interviewed here seems slightly bemused. http://www.wpxi.com/news/man-drowns-in-freak-accident-after-his-car-hits-a-fire-hydrant/521511685

 
A Florida woman claims in a lawsuit that Beauvoir’s camel, Sir Camelot, attacked and injured her.

Sylvia June Abbott filed the lawsuit this week against the United Sons of Confederate Veterans Inc., identified as the operator of Beauvoir, in Harrison County Circuit Court.

The lawsuit says Abbott visited Beauvoir in October 2015. The Biloxi tourist attraction was the last home of Confederate president Jefferson Davis. She alleges Sir Camelot attacked her during the visit.
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http://www.sunherald.com/news/local/counties/harrison-county/article150240962.html

 
my cousin just got engaged down there ... she's 45. and not what one would call a "looker" - nice person, heart of gold, etc. - but not very blessed in the attractiveness sense.

spent 41 years up here, and barely got a sniff ... Florida delivered the goods!

:thumbup:

 
A Citrus County man driving drunk crashed his car into the sheriff's brand new drunk-driving awareness vehicle.

At around 10 p.m. Saturday night during Pirate Fest, Paul M. Wilkins, 63, of Crystal River, drove through a traffic control point at US-19 and Citrus Avenue.

He hit a Citrus County Sheriff's Office detective's vehicle and pushed it about 30 feet into their new "Don't Drink and Drive" patrol car.
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http://www.nbc-2.com/story/35481481/florida-man-crashes-car-into-sheriffs-dont-drink-and-drive-unit

 
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