This reads like a Reno 911 skit
Man that woman looks closer to 76 than 46. Tough paper route.
I really dont want to know where he put them
I wondered what happened to little Wally.I can't believe @Leroy Hoard didn't have a comment for this.
I live in Hernando, FL. There is a little dive bar near my house that is called Hernando's Hideaway. There are always 2 or 3 riding mowers parked right in front. Once they lose their licenses to DUI's the only way they these guys can legally get around is on their mowers.drunk man crashes his lawnmower into cop car then accuses police of spiking his bloodstream
I thought it was illegal to operate anything you can "drive" while under the influence. Pretty sure it is here. Maybe states have different laws?I live in Hernando, FL. There is a little dive bar near my house that is called Hernando's Hideaway. There are always 2 or 3 riding mowers parked right in front. Once they lose their licenses to DUI's the only way they these guys can legally get around is on their mowers.
The one advantage of the 1800s bar scene was that the horse knew his way home.I thought it was illegal to operate anything you can "drive" while under the influence. Pretty sure it is here. Maybe states have different laws?
How about horses?
It is, but you don't need a license to drive a mower, so the trip there is legal and there would be fewer charges.I thought it was illegal to operate anything you can "drive" while under the influence. Pretty sure it is here. Maybe states have different laws?
How about horses?
Good point.It is, but you don't need a license to drive a mower, so the trip there is legal and there would be fewer charges.
Instant classic. This is one of many reasons why I loathe I-4Florida man puts car on cruise control and up through sunroof.
Would rather go to jail than home to his wife.
His wife cannot be happy with him right now.Florida man puts car on cruise control and up through sunroof.
Would rather go to jail than home to his wife.
talk about a double dribble
Around here it's the "drunkcycles". 49cc mopeds or bike conversion kits that don't require a license or registration.I live in Hernando, FL. There is a little dive bar near my house that is called Hernando's Hideaway. There are always 2 or 3 riding mowers parked right in front. Once they lose their licenses to DUI's the only way they these guys can legally get around is on their mowers.
there was a balls in the air joke there, but I decided to just let it gotalk about a double dribble
Laugh now, but if he’s a snapping turtle whisperer, we’re in trouble! Them things are vicious!
Sure thing, chief.He continued to brag and said that "no cop can catch me in my Hyundai Elantra, that thing is fast."
I'm surprised my wife hasn't done this to me yet.nirad3 said:
Okay. That's special.
Typical day at the marina. At lest he didn’t drag a shark on the line behind the boat to boot.
When we lived in Destin all summer long the tourists would tell the capn's, "yes, we want to keep the shark." Then I'd see dead sharks all over the docks and the Filipinos would take most of them home but not all. Disgusting.Typical day at the marina. At lest he didn’t drag a shark on the line behind the boat to boot.
Why would the tourists want the shark?When we lived in Destin all summer long the tourists would tell the capn's, "yes, we want to keep the shark." Then I'd see dead sharks all over the docks and the Filipinos would take most of them home but not all. Disgusting.
Man, the captain of the charter we did out of Sarasota just drank milk straight from the jug and peed off the side of the boat all day...did not get our money’s worth
Why would the tourists want the shark?
They know nothing about shark conservation and are thrilled to hook one.
Why are there dead sharks on the docks?
Once they get to the docks with their trophy they decide it's not gonna be a pleasant vacation in the condo with the shark stinking things up and it'll never fit in the cooler. The capn's just want happy customers and should educate better.
What do Filipinos do with dead sharks?
Eat them. They also offer to clean your catch and keep the heads for soup.
Yeah, I have questions.
If I had to picture the guy that would do this, the guy in the picture fits my image to a T.
Is the same man that was doing this before? I can swear there was someone who got out of jail for this, and then was arrested again.