Tiger Woods (4 Viewers)

[Otis]

I don't understand the sentiment that he wants it too much. That's always been his MO.

It appears to me that he is just pressing right now. He seems more relaxed during some tournaments like the Byron Nelson, but tenses up more during majors because he's trying too hard to make perfect shots. Then he gets down on himself and misses short putts where he used to be automatic.

He definitely hears the echoes of all those saying he hasn't won a major in five years. He presses and gets frustrated and over-thinks in majors. He'll play some rinky-dink tournament soon and win it by 8 strokes. That's what he is now. He's golf's equivalent of the New England Patriots. Regular season dynamos.

No he doesn't. In fact, he does the opposite.

Lol. Ok He relaxes, stays calm, and stays focused. Funny how the number one golfer in the world can't seem to win one major in five years. You have blinders on, Buddy. I was trying to use descriptions that beat around the bush. But we both know that Woods flat-out chokes at majors. There. I said it.

oh snap

 

[17seconds]

Tiger doesn't choke. He just doesn't have it.

He's only been #1 again for a few months. Luke Donald spent over a year total at #1 and has never won a major.

 

[Apple Jack]

I don't understand the sentiment that he wants it too much. That's always been his MO.

It appears to me that he is just pressing right now. He seems more relaxed during some tournaments like the Byron Nelson, but tenses up more during majors because he's trying too hard to make perfect shots. Then he gets down on himself and misses short putts where he used to be automatic.

He definitely hears the echoes of all those saying he hasn't won a major in five years. He presses and gets frustrated and over-thinks in majors. He'll play some rinky-dink tournament soon and win it by 8 strokes. That's what he is now. He's golf's equivalent of the New England Patriots. Regular season dynamos.

No he doesn't. In fact, he does the opposite.

Lol. Ok He relaxes, stays calm, and stays focused. Funny how the number one golfer in the world can't seem to win one major in five years. You have blinders on, Buddy. I was trying to use descriptions that beat around the bush. But we both know that Woods flat-out chokes at majors. There. I said it.

Okay, but that is nothing remotely close to what you said. He's too conservative these days, if anything. He doesn't press enough. He doesn't over-think, he goes in with a game plan and is excruciatingly disciplined in sticking to it. So, no I don't have blinders on, you, as usual, are talking just to talk with no consideration for accuracy.

 

[tipsy mcstagger]

I give this thread permission to die now.

 

[JuniorNB]

Tiger doesn't choke. He just doesn't have it.

Then why does he seem to dominate the non-majors?

 

[17seconds]

Tiger doesn't choke. He just doesn't have it.

Then why does he seem to dominate the non-majors?

Because they are easier to win. He doesn't have what it takes to win a major at the moment.

Choking would be leading a major sunday morning and collapsing on the back 9.

 

[drummer]

Just think if Junior actually had the gonads to bet Otis.

 

[sho nuff]

Just think if Junior actually had the gonads to bet Otis.

Or had a clue about golf.

 

[drummer]

Just think if Junior actually had the gonads to bet Otis.

Or had a clue about golf.

That's an expectation even Junior knows that he can't reach. He's just here to troll Otis.

Which is why he should had made that bet.

 

[Reginald Cornsilks]

good thread.

 

[JuniorNB]

Just think if Junior actually had the gonads to bet Otis.

soneone should have bet me. I had him winning a major this year. Starting to think I may have been wrong. He's choking big time.

 

[drummer]

Just think if Junior actually had the gonads to bet Otis.

I'm choking and flipping big time.

 

[JuniorNB]

Just think if Junior actually had the gonads to bet Otis.

I'm choking and flipping big time.

Sorry for your sadness. I thought of you when your boy started choking away another shot at a major this weekend. But cheer up, there are plenty of meaningless tournies ahead. He'll do fine in those and you can pound your chest.

 

[17seconds]

Junior.. who choked more this weekend - phil or tiger?

 

[Judge Smails]

Just think if Junior actually had the gonads to bet Otis.

soneone should have bet me. I had him winning a major this year. Starting to think I may have been wrong. He's choking big time.

I bet you have choked more before lunch today than Tiger has his whole career. Newsflash - Majors are incredibly hard to win. Not enough to be good, or firing on 95% cylinders - you have to have every part of your game in absolute top form. For even someone like Tiger, that is tough to do. He's better than everyone else, just not that much better where he can afford to be even a little off. Everyone at their best - Tiger wins. If he's off a bit or presses - he doesn't.

 

[zoonation]

Junior.. who choked more this weekend - phil or tiger?

Phil.

You have to be in real contention on Sunday before you can choke.

Phil's back nine from 13 on was a choke for sure.

 

[JuniorNB]

Junior.. who choked more this weekend - phil or tiger?

Mickelson finished second in the entire tournament. He's been known to feel the pressure on Sundays and he did just that this weekend. I guess by definition, that's a choke. Tiger had the most wins this early in a season than he's had his entire career. He's been the favorite in both majors this year. At least he contended fir the Masters. But this weekend was a choke. A four day choke (or a three day choke plus one day of not caring).

So to answer your question, they both choked. But one played damn good golf all weekend. The other was terrible.

 

[drummer]

Just think if Junior actually had the gonads to bet Otis.

I'm choking and flipping big time.

Sorry for your sadness. I thought of you when your boy started choking away another shot at a major this weekend. But cheer up, there are plenty of meaningless tournies ahead. He'll do fine in those and you can pound your chest.

If you really understood the word choke, then you would had bet Otis.

Ok, you do.

 

[sho nuff]

Proving again what little clue he has.

Oh wait...Im supposed to be upset that a golfer I don't know didn't win...

 

[drummer]

Junior.. who choked more this weekend - phil or tiger?

Mickelson finished second in the entire tournament. He's been known to feel the pressure on Sundays and he did just that this weekend. I guess by definition, that's a choke.Tiger had the most wins this early in a season than he's had his entire career. He's been the favorite in both majors this year. At least he contended fir the Masters. But this weekend was a choke. A four day choke (or a three day choke plus one day of not caring).

So to answer your question, they both choked. But one played damn good golf all weekend. The other was terrible.

So how many times had Mickleson choked the US Open?

 

[JuniorNB]

You guys should have a support group the week after these majors. Lots of anger and sadness here.

 

[drummer]

You guys should have a support group the week after these majors. Lots of anger and sadness here.

So needy, like tim needy

 

[17seconds]

People don't put enough stock in the variance of the game. Even Nicklaus never won more than 2 majors in a year. If you remove Tiger's exceptional 18 month stretch from late 1999-2001, he won an average of 1 major a year from his first Masters in 1997 through his 2008 US Open.

The best player typically doesn't win major after major.

Golf <> Tennis

 

[JuniorNB]

You guys should have a support group the week after these majors. Lots of anger and sadness here.

So needy, like tim needy

I didn't address you. You came after me. You're the needy one. You're upset that your boy kept his five year streak alive. Just go bury your head in the sand until he wins the Play Doh Invitational. Then come here and tell us how he's back. You'll feel better.

 

[drummer]

You guys should have a support group the week after these majors. Lots of anger and sadness here.

So needy, like tim needy

I didn't address you. You came after me. You're the needy one. You're upset that your boy kept his five year streak alive. Just go bury your head in the sand until he wins the Play Doh Invitational. Then come here and tell us how he's back. You'll feel better.

I think you need to reset your horrid schtick. It's so needy.

 

[Apple Jack]

You guys should have a support group the week after these majors. Lots of anger and sadness here.

So needy, like tim needy

I didn't address you. You came after me. You're the needy one. You're upset that your boy kept his five year streak alive. Just go bury your head in the sand until he wins the Play Doh Invitational. Then come here and tell us how he's back. You'll feel better.

I think you need to reset your horrid schtick. It's so needy.

Was it ever determined that he's like a middle school kid or something? Didn't that get revealed during the Masters?

 

[drummer]

You guys should have a support group the week after these majors. Lots of anger and sadness here.

So needy, like tim needy

I didn't address you. You came after me. You're the needy one. You're upset that your boy kept his five year streak alive. Just go bury your head in the sand until he wins the Play Doh Invitational. Then come here and tell us how he's back. You'll feel better.

I think you need to reset your horrid schtick. It's so needy.

Was it ever determined that he's like a middle school kid or something? Didn't that get revealed during the Masters?

I dunno, but there is a whole lotta LOOK AT ME going on here.

 

[Underachievers]

Looks like the Tiger groupies are a little testy today.

Chin up there groupies...there must be a couple "Mom and Pop" tournaments on the horizon that he has a chance to win. No need to take those Tiger Fatheads off the wall yet.

 

[drummer]

Looks like the Tiger groupies are a little testy today.

Chin up there groupies...there must be a couple "Mom and Pop" tournaments on the horizon that he has a chance to win. No need to take those Tiger Fatheads off the wall yet.

So needy..

 

[JuniorNB]

Looks like the Tiger groupies are a little testy today.

Chin up there groupies...there must be a couple "Mom and Pop" tournaments on the horizon that he has a chance to win. No need to take those Tiger Fatheads off the wall yet.

Don't tap the glass. They're very bitter today. You'll be labeled as needy. Whatever that means. They 'needy' Tiger to win a major. That's all I know.

 

[drummer]

Looks like the Tiger groupies are a little testy today.

Chin up there groupies...there must be a couple "Mom and Pop" tournaments on the horizon that he has a chance to win. No need to take those Tiger Fatheads off the wall yet.

Don't tap the glass. They're very bitter today. You'll be labeled as needy. Whatever that means. They 'needy' Tiger to win a major. That's all I know.

They found each other!

 

[JuniorNB]

Looks like the Tiger groupies are a little testy today.

Chin up there groupies...there must be a couple "Mom and Pop" tournaments on the horizon that he has a chance to win. No need to take those Tiger Fatheads off the wall yet.

Don't tap the glass. They're very bitter today. You'll be labeled as needy. Whatever that means. They 'needy' Tiger to win a major. That's all I know.

They found each other!

Kinda like you, Otis, Apple Jack, and Sho Nuff found each other at the Dudes Who Cry Like Chicks meetings?

 

[drummer]

Looks like the Tiger groupies are a little testy today.

Chin up there groupies...there must be a couple "Mom and Pop" tournaments on the horizon that he has a chance to win. No need to take those Tiger Fatheads off the wall yet.

Don't tap the glass. They're very bitter today. You'll be labeled as needy. Whatever that means. They 'needy' Tiger to win a major. That's all I know.

They found each other!

Kinda like you, Otis, Apple Jack, and Sho Nuff found each other at the Dudes Who Cry Like Chicks meetings?

Lemme guess, SeniorNB told you to clean your room.

 

[17seconds]

I don't really think you guys care this much about Tiger one way or the other

 

[drummer]

I don't really think you guys care this much about Tiger one way or the other

I was rooting for Mickleson.

 

[JuniorNB]

Looks like the Tiger groupies are a little testy today.

Chin up there groupies...there must be a couple "Mom and Pop" tournaments on the horizon that he has a chance to win. No need to take those Tiger Fatheads off the wall yet.

Don't tap the glass. They're very bitter today. You'll be labeled as needy. Whatever that means. They 'needy' Tiger to win a major. That's all I know.

They found each other!

Kinda like you, Otis, Apple Jack, and Sho Nuff found each other at the Dudes Who Cry Like Chicks meetings?

Lemme guess, SeniorNB told you to clean your room.

Lemme guess, your little br

 

[JuniorNB]

Looks like the Tiger groupies are a little testy today.

Chin up there groupies...there must be a couple "Mom and Pop" tournaments on the horizon that he has a chance to win. No need to take those Tiger Fatheads off the wall yet.

Don't tap the glass. They're very bitter today. You'll be labeled as needy. Whatever that means. They 'needy' Tiger to win a major. That's all I know.

They found each other!

Kinda like you, Otis, Apple Jack, and Sho Nuff found each other at the Dudes Who Cry Like Chicks meetings?

Lemme guess, SeniorNB told you to clean your room.

Lemme guess, your little brother, Cymbalist, spent all last night handing you tissues and giving you hugs.

 

[17seconds]

I don't really think you guys care this much about Tiger one way or the other

I was rooting for Mickleson.

your little manboob huckleberry gagged on sunday didn't he? how you feelin' bout your boy now, sport? "winnnged foottt... winnnged foottt"

 

[drummer]

Looks like the Tiger groupies are a little testy today.

Chin up there groupies...there must be a couple "Mom and Pop" tournaments on the horizon that he has a chance to win. No need to take those Tiger Fatheads off the wall yet.

Don't tap the glass. They're very bitter today. You'll be labeled as needy. Whatever that means. They 'needy' Tiger to win a major. That's all I know.

They found each other!

Kinda like you, Otis, Apple Jack, and Sho Nuff found each other at the Dudes Who Cry Like Chicks meetings?

Lemme guess, SeniorNB told you to clean your room.

Lemme guess, your little br

I guessed right!

 

[drummer]

Looks like the Tiger groupies are a little testy today.

Chin up there groupies...there must be a couple "Mom and Pop" tournaments on the horizon that he has a chance to win. No need to take those Tiger Fatheads off the wall yet.

Don't tap the glass. They're very bitter today. You'll be labeled as needy. Whatever that means. They 'needy' Tiger to win a major. That's all I know.

They found each other!

Kinda like you, Otis, Apple Jack, and Sho Nuff found each other at the Dudes Who Cry Like Chicks meetings?

Lemme guess, SeniorNB told you to clean your room.

Lemme guess, your little brother, Cymbalist, spent all last night handing you tissues and giving you hugs.

And won twice!

 

[jwp]

Just think if Junior actually had the gonads to bet Otis.

soneone should have bet me. I had him winning a major this year. Starting to think I may have been wrong. He's choking big time.

I bet you have choked more before lunch today than Tiger has his whole career. Newsflash - Majors are incredibly hard to win. Not enough to be good, or firing on 95% cylinders - you have to have every part of your game in absolute top form. For even someone like Tiger, that is tough to do. He's better than everyone else, just not that much better where he can afford to be even a little off. Everyone at their best - Tiger wins. If he's off a bit or presses - he doesn't.

I don't quite agree with all of that because sometimes guys that hang around win majors because the pressure gets to everyone else but them and they kind of back into it. Ogilvy and Webb Simpson come to mind as recent US Open examples of this.

 

[drummer]

I don't really think you guys care this much about Tiger one way or the other

I was rooting for Mickleson.

your little manboob huckleberry gagged on sunday didn't he? how you feelin' bout your boy now, sport? "winnnged foottt... winnnged foottt"

Choked another Open. I dunno if he ever wins one.

On the other hand, Jason Day is knocking at the door for his first Major.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Finless is in Boston if anyone is interested in meeting up.

 

[flapgreen]

I don't really think you guys care this much about Tiger one way or the other

I was rooting for Mickleson.

your little manboob huckleberry gagged on sunday didn't he? how you feelin' bout your boy now, sport? "winnnged foottt... winnnged foottt"

Fatty McButter Pants

 

[sho nuff]

Crying?

Good lord Newbie...the best you have is stealing RP's schtick from FFT? Really?

Talk about sad.

 

[tommyboy]

He'll be fine and win a few more majors

 

[Jules Winnfield]

I don't really think you guys care this much about Tiger one way or the other

I was rooting for Mickleson.

your little manboob huckleberry gagged on sunday didn't he? how you feelin' bout your boy now, sport? "winnnged foottt... winnnged foottt"

Damn boy. You must have had a hard time sleeping last night what with not being able to fap one off to a photo of Tiger and all. Hankies are good to go for another week

 

[Otis]

Some weird stuff in this thread.

 

[JuniorNB]

'Tiger by 15 strokes' proved to be one of the weirdest.

 

[Otis]

'Tiger by 15 strokes' proved to be one of the weirdest.

You gotta take big swings, friend.