Tiger Woods (5 Viewers)

[sho nuff]

We should fire up a thread to debate and select the most approachable professional athlete.

Maybe we can follow that up with a wheelhouse thread asking which chef from a TV cooking show could do the most squat thrusts.

I just logged back in under my real alias

I just like seeing myself type nonsense

As I figured. drummer makes a blind accusation without any sense or reason. I can assure you, Cupcake, I have a blast pointing out the amazing accuracy and foresight Finless had when he started this thread and would never post under an alias. Why would I deprive myself of the satisfaction of using my regular handle?

2 out of 4 (with one of those 2 still being up in the air) is amazing accuracy?

 

[mr roboto]

He's done. He'll be competitive but he lost the fear factor. Looks like The Gold Bear might be out of the woods.

He's not 'done'. #1 in the world is more than 'competitive'.But he has lost the fear factor. And it does appear that the Golden Bear may be out of the woods. Certainly much more so than in 2008-2009.

So far, 2/4 for Finless IMO.

Where's he gonna take a dump?

Hopefully all over drummer and junior NB.

 

[drummer]

He's done. He'll be competitive but he lost the fear factor. Looks like The Gold Bear might be out of the woods.

He's not 'done'. #1 in the world is more than 'competitive'.But he has lost the fear factor. And it does appear that the Golden Bear may be out of the woods. Certainly much more so than in 2008-2009.

So far, 2/4 for Finless IMO.

Where's he gonna take a dump?

Hopefully all over drummer and junior NB.

Yeah, this certainly raised the bar right here.

 

[Short Corner]

We should fire up a thread to debate and select the most approachable professional athlete.

Maybe we can follow that up with a wheelhouse thread asking which chef from a TV cooking show could do the most squat thrusts.

I just logged back in under my real alias

I just like seeing myself type nonsense

Why would I deprive myself of the satisfaction of trolling using my regular handle?

Quote manipulation is really cool and clever. If it were 1998

Engaging ##### bags ruins it for those of us who have them on ignore

 

[drummer]

Short Corner seems to love to remind everyone that he has me on ignore.

 

[JuniorNB]

We should fire up a thread to debate and select the most approachable professional athlete.

Maybe we can follow that up with a wheelhouse thread asking which chef from a TV cooking show could do the most squat thrusts.

I just logged back in under my real alias

I just like seeing myself type nonsense

Why would I deprive myself of the satisfaction of trolling using my regular handle?

Quote manipulation is really cool and clever. If it were 1998

Engaging ##### bags ruins it for those of us who have them on ignore

Sorry bud. I'm sure there's quite a few of you who have him on ignore. Just consider it a reminder of why.

 

[drummer]

And yet they still talk about ignoring me.

 

[Apple Jack]

I'm thoroughly embarrassed that I used to participate in this thread.

It's special.

 

[Hooper31]

If all of the top 10 players in the world are in a tournament can it count as a "ham and egger" ?

 

[Joe T]

If all of the top 10 players in the world are in a tournament can it count as a "ham and egger" ?

depends on who wins.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

So he's back to form, but has a mental block as far as weekends at the majors. He's gone from Jack Nicklaus to Greg Norman.

 

[Harris]

Incredible round today. Can he finish the front 9 under 30?

 

[Joe T]

Incredible round today. Can he finish the front 9 under 30?

I'll take the over.

 

[McGarnicle]

So he's back to form, but has a mental block as far as weekends at the majors. He's gone from Jack Nicklaus to Greg Norman.

He's got something for everyone!!!

 

[Leroy Hoard]

So he's back to form, but has a mental block as far as weekends at the majors. He's gone from Jack Nicklaus to Greg Norman.

He's got something for everyone!!!

I think he should start putting left handed for us Phil fans.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

-7 thru 11, leading by five

Four under coming in for a 59.

 

[Joe T]

Four under coming in for a 59.

I'll take the over.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Oh my... rolls in a 20 footer on 12.

-8 thru 12

 

[TobiasFunke]

Oh my... rolls in a 20 footer on 12.

-8 thru 12

IIRC the Par 5 on the back isn't even close to reachable in 2, which makes it a lot tougher.

 

[Apple Jack]

Four under coming in for a 59.

I'll take the over.

Under.

 

[Apple Jack]

Oh my... rolls in a 20 footer on 12.

-8 thru 12

IIRC the Par 5 on the back isn't even close to reachable in 2, which makes it a lot tougher.

Fortunately, his irons are as dialed as they've been in a long time.

 

[Joe T]

He still has 2 bogeys in the bag.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

I think he ends up with a 60.

No one's ever shot a 58, right?

 

[Spin]

218, uphill, hits a 6 iron. What a jerk. And puts it within 25 ft or so.

 

[Apple Jack]

I think he ends up with a 60.

No one's ever shot a 58, right?

Not in a PGA Tour event. I'm sure a few people have shot it just screwing around.

 

[General Malaise]

-13

 

[Joe T]

-13

-13

whoa. bank it.

 

[Spin]

Of course he makes that birdie. Drive into trees, squirts out into the middle of fairway. Then drains a birdie. 11 one-putts on the day. Insane round so far.

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Officially in holy crap territory now.

11 one putts thru 13 holes.

-2 over next five to tie low score in PGA history, -3 to break it.

 

[Joe T]

Officially in holy crap territory now.

11 one putts thru 13 holes.

-2 over next five to tie low score in PGA history, -3 to break it.

i'll take the over

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Odds are still against him I'm sure. Don't see a line on it anywhere though.

 

[Dark Matter]

Dudes just a ham n egger

 

[Joe T]

If he birdies in he'll shoot 56!

 

[Baloney Sandwich]

At least he already has his built in excuse next week when he flops as he is already on record complaining about the greens.

That said, I hope he shoots 58 or better today

 

[Apple Jack]

At least he already has his built in excuse next week when he flops as he is already on record complaining about the greens.

That said, I hope he shoots 58 or better today

He just said what he saw with the greens. Everybody else would say the same thing. ANd he acknowledged that they were not the same condition that they will be next week. They were in absolutely conservation mode with them.

 

[Village Idiot]

A par..meh...holy tee shot on 15.

 

[jon_mx]

is 9 under through 14 good?

 

[sho nuff]

is 9 under through 14 good?

Merely competitive Id say.

 

[Joe T]

is this a major?

 

[Apple Jack]

Ha, he hit it exactly on the line on the graphic and missed.

 

[sho nuff]

is this a major?

is anyone claiming it is?

 

[drummer]

is this a major?

Got your attention didn't it?

 

[Dinsy Ejotuz]

Prediction: he holes out from 18 fairway for the 58 and is killed by lightning as the ball drops.

 

[derek245583]

Prediction: he holes out from 18 fairway for the 58 and is killed by lightning as the ball drops.

Id take it

 

[Otis]

If all of the top 10 players in the world are in a tournament can it count as a "ham and egger" ?

Thank you.

 

[Otis]

Lmao. FINISHED.

I think we can lock this up mods.

 

[Otis]

FFA favorite Mickelson is only 16 strokes behind Tiger. Did he have a rough flight in? We need to hear more about that.

 

[Apple Jack]

FFA favorite Mickelson is only 16 strokes behind Tiger. Did he have a rough flight in? We need to hear more about that.

Easy big fella. Phil is carrying the claret jug.

 

[Otis]

The second coming, Rory, is only 14 strokes back. WITHIN STRIKING DISTANCE!!

Have we decided that Rory and Phil are ham and eggers yet?

 

[Joe T]

looks like a 61 or 62. It was a run.