Tiger Woods (4 Viewers)

[Dondante]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No. Does any other golfer break down physically nearly as much as Tiger? Not even close. He's exactly like the baseball players at the end of the PED era - broken with no available, legal solution. He's A-Rod but nobody talks about it. I honestly believe this is what Tiger was buying when he bought all that silence from the whores.

Did you know there's a thread in this forum specifically set aside for HOT SPORTS TAKES? Between this and your "elBJ" posts in the NBA thread you're really burning up the internets!

Oh, hi there hall monitor. I was wondering when you were going to show up.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No. Does any other golfer break down physically nearly as much as Tiger? Not even close. He's exactly like the baseball players at the end of the PED era - broken with no available, legal solution. He's A-Rod but nobody talks about it. I honestly believe this is what Tiger was buying when he bought all that silence from the whores.

Did you know there's a thread in this forum specifically set aside for HOT SPORTS TAKES? Between this and your "elBJ" posts in the NBA thread you're really burning up the internets!

Oh, hi there hall monitor. I was wondering when you were going to show up.

Hey no judgment here! I encourage you to scorch any thread you like with these white-hot takes.

 

[lod01]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No. Does any other golfer break down physically nearly as much as Tiger? Not even close. He's exactly like the baseball players at the end of the PED era - broken with no available, legal solution. He's A-Rod but nobody talks about it. I honestly believe this is what Tiger was buying when he bought all that silence from the whores.

This is a few weeks old

http://www.cbssports.com/golf/eye-on-golf/24612936/report-tiger-woods-paid-alex-rodriguezs-doctor-76k-in-2009

Either way is a bummer for the Eldrick fan club.

1. Tried cheating with PEDs which destroyed his career.

2. Didn't take PEDs and is now just a flat out ham & egger filler for tournaments.

 

[Dondante]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No. Does any other golfer break down physically nearly as much as Tiger? Not even close. He's exactly like the baseball players at the end of the PED era - broken with no available, legal solution. He's A-Rod but nobody talks about it. I honestly believe this is what Tiger was buying when he bought all that silence from the whores.

Did you know there's a thread in this forum specifically set aside for HOT SPORTS TAKES? Between this and your "elBJ" posts in the NBA thread you're really burning up the internets!

Oh, hi there hall monitor. I was wondering when you were going to show up.

Hey no judgment here! I encourage you to scorch any thread you like with these white-hot takes.

Oh man I thought you were clowning me. Man it feels good to know you're paying attention. I always wanted the attention of a fake Jew.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No. Does any other golfer break down physically nearly as much as Tiger? Not even close. He's exactly like the baseball players at the end of the PED era - broken with no available, legal solution. He's A-Rod but nobody talks about it. I honestly believe this is what Tiger was buying when he bought all that silence from the whores.

Did you know there's a thread in this forum specifically set aside for HOT SPORTS TAKES? Between this and your "elBJ" posts in the NBA thread you're really burning up the internets!

Oh, hi there hall monitor. I was wondering when you were going to show up.

Hey no judgment here! I encourage you to scorch any thread you like with these white-hot takes.

Oh man I thought you were clowning me. Man it feels good to know you're paying attention. I always wanted the attention of a fake Jew.

Ah, an alias. So you already know about the HOT SPORTS TAKES thread. Whoever you are, keep bringing the heat.

 

[Dondante]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No. Does any other golfer break down physically nearly as much as Tiger? Not even close. He's exactly like the baseball players at the end of the PED era - broken with no available, legal solution. He's A-Rod but nobody talks about it. I honestly believe this is what Tiger was buying when he bought all that silence from the whores.

Did you know there's a thread in this forum specifically set aside for HOT SPORTS TAKES? Between this and your "elBJ" posts in the NBA thread you're really burning up the internets!

Oh, hi there hall monitor. I was wondering when you were going to show up.

Hey no judgment here! I encourage you to scorch any thread you like with these white-hot takes.

Oh man I thought you were clowning me. Man it feels good to know you're paying attention. I always wanted the attention of a fake Jew.

Ah, an alias. So you already know about the HOT SPORTS TAKES thread. Whoever you are, keep bringing the heat.

Oh, I'll bring it in an uncircumcised chalice of furious truth for you, Rebekah.

 

[SacramentoBob]

Background on the fake Jew thing?

 

[TobiasFunke]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No. Does any other golfer break down physically nearly as much as Tiger? Not even close. He's exactly like the baseball players at the end of the PED era - broken with no available, legal solution. He's A-Rod but nobody talks about it. I honestly believe this is what Tiger was buying when he bought all that silence from the whores.

Did you know there's a thread in this forum specifically set aside for HOT SPORTS TAKES? Between this and your "elBJ" posts in the NBA thread you're really burning up the internets!

Oh, hi there hall monitor. I was wondering when you were going to show up.

Hey no judgment here! I encourage you to scorch any thread you like with these white-hot takes.

Oh man I thought you were clowning me. Man it feels good to know you're paying attention. I always wanted the attention of a fake Jew.

Ah, an alias. So you already know about the HOT SPORTS TAKES thread. Whoever you are, keep bringing the heat.

Oh, I'll bring it in an uncircumcised chalice of furious truth for you, Rebekah.

I'm falling in love.

I feel bad that we've sidetracked this thread with our flirtation, though. Sorry, everyone.

 

[lod01]

Yes. We need to get back on track. Whoa, this guy blows. I don't like the injuries though. Here's hoping he gets back on track and can continue putting up 1 good round per tourney.

 

[17seconds]

Tiger Woods new goal - challenge Jack's record of 8 Champions Tour major victories.

He has a little over a decade to rehab and prepare for the challenge.

I'd be surprised if Tiger even plays on the Champions Tour. Doesn't seem like his style at all. I think he just disappears from public life at that age, especially if he never even sniffs Jack's PGA major record.

Dude's got bills to pay. Might be a limited schedule but if his sponsors want him to play....

Yeah but he doesn't like people. As soon as the majors quest is over, he's gone.

Do you think he is done now - because his quest is effectively over.

I agree his chances of catching Jack are very slim at this point but I mean over over where it's impossible to pass Jack even if he gets his game back. Like he's 44 years old and still needs 5 majors.

 

[17seconds]

If golf needs him so badly why don't they just let him get back on the juice and get his old form back? This is not difficult. Golf is really the most ridiculously backwards 'sport' we have going today.

you just described major league baseball

 

[gump]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No.

Uh...Rory McIlroy.

 

[urbanhack]

He's on property!

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No. Does any other golfer break down physically nearly as much as Tiger? Not even close. He's exactly like the baseball players at the end of the PED era - broken with no available, legal solution. He's A-Rod but nobody talks about it. I honestly believe this is what Tiger was buying when he bought all that silence from the whores.

Yep.

 

[joffer]

He's on property!

Watching the golf channel right now is

 

[zoonation]

I admire him for trying to gut it out and play this week but he should shut it down for the year. He is not even on the same planet right now as Rory and the other top guys even if his back holds up. He has no chance to win or qualify for the playoffs so why risk it? Come back strong next year.

 

[Jules Winnfield]

You cannot pick him for the Ryder Cup first of all because he doesn't deserve to be there and second of all you can't depend on him with his "bad back"

 

[culdeus]

I admire him for trying to gut it out and play this week but he should shut it down for the year. He is not even on the same planet right now as Rory and the other top guys even if his back holds up. He has no chance to win or qualify for the playoffs so why risk it? Come back strong next year.

Is that true. In the hypothetical situation where he wins the PGA won't he qualify fairly easily?

 

[Dondante]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No.

Uh...Rory McIlroy.

You've got to be kidding.

 

[gump]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No.

Uh...Rory McIlroy.

You've got to be kidding.

You're right...Rory's fairer skinned...shorter...and his lower body is thicker.

 

[Dondante]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No.

Uh...Rory McIlroy.

You've got to be kidding.

You're right...Rory's fairer skinned...shorter...and his lower body is thicker.

Oh, you're just being a pain in the ###. Gotcha.

 

[gump]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No.

Uh...Rory McIlroy.

You've got to be kidding.

You're right...Rory's fairer skinned...shorter...and his lower body is thicker.

Oh, you're just being a pain in the ###. Gotcha.

You really think Tiger looks unlike every other golfer?

 

[lod01]

So it appears that there's a chance this jobber is going to play the next major.

 

[Dondante]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No.

Uh...Rory McIlroy.

You've got to be kidding.

You're right...Rory's fairer skinned...shorter...and his lower body is thicker.

Oh, you're just being a pain in the ###. Gotcha.

You really think Tiger looks unlike every other golfer?

It's a lot harder to tell now, because he's been off the juice for a while, but abso freakin lutely.

 

[gump]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No.

Uh...Rory McIlroy.

You've got to be kidding.

You're right...Rory's fairer skinned...shorter...and his lower body is thicker.

Oh, you're just being a pain in the ###. Gotcha.

You really think Tiger looks unlike every other golfer?

It's a lot harder to tell now, because he's been off the juice for a while, but abso freakin lutely.

http://www.businessinsider.com/rory-mcilroy-jacked-masters-2014-4

 

[mr roboto]

Tiger was jacked. He had a CB/FS type build the last few years. Absolutely ripped and unlike most of the other guys.

 

[Dondante]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No.

Uh...Rory McIlroy.

You've got to be kidding.

You're right...Rory's fairer skinned...shorter...and his lower body is thicker.

Oh, you're just being a pain in the ###. Gotcha.

You really think Tiger looks unlike every other golfer?

It's a lot harder to tell now, because he's been off the juice for a while, but abso freakin lutely.

http://www.businessinsider.com/rory-mcilroy-jacked-masters-2014-4

So he's in shape. A lot of dudes are in shape. Not like tiger was, though. I'm not going to argue with you if you're seriously going to compare skinny little Rory puting on 10 lbs of muscle to tiger looking like the starting stong saftey for Alabama. What's your beef with this, anyways? Are you eskimo brothers or something?

 

[TobiasFunke]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No.

Uh...Rory McIlroy.

You've got to be kidding.

You're right...Rory's fairer skinned...shorter...and his lower body is thicker.

Oh, you're just being a pain in the ###. Gotcha.

Hey, Dondante!

Or maybe you're into short British guys?

Sneaky way for you to ask for hot pics without coming out of the closet, btw

 

[mr roboto]

Lee Westwood?!??! He's fat. And Camillo, Adam Scott are both strong but thinner framed. No one was as string as Tiger or built like him with the same frame.

 

[gump]

Skinny little Rory has been listed at 170. Tiger is 185 and listed 3-4 inches taller.

They both gained weight/muscle as they matured into their into their early/mid 20's.

I don't see any noticeable differences.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Lee Westwood?!??! He's fat. And Camillo, Adam Scott are both strong but thinner framed. No one was as string as Tiger or built like him with the same frame.

No, he was fat. He worked himself into pretty impressive shape because he decided that it would help his game because of Tigers' example. I think that gym pic is from a story about it.

 

[Dondante]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No.

Uh...Rory McIlroy.

You've got to be kidding.

You're right...Rory's fairer skinned...shorter...and his lower body is thicker.

Oh, you're just being a pain in the ###. Gotcha.

Hey, Dondante!

Or maybe you're into short British guys?

Sneaky way for you to ask for hot pics without coming out of the closet, btw

Hi there, Rebekah. I 'm shocked you found a way to talk about schtutzing a putz. Shocked

 

[mr roboto]

Lee Westwood?!??! He's fat. And Camillo, Adam Scott are both strong but thinner framed. No one was as string as Tiger or built like him with the same frame.

No, he was fat. He worked himself into pretty impressive shape because he decided that it would help his game because of Tigers' example. I think that gym pic is from a story about it.

No. He's fat again.

 

[Dondante]

Skinny little Rory has been listed at 170. Tiger is 185 and listed 3-4 inches taller.

They both gained weight/muscle as they matured into their into their early/mid 20's.

I don't see any noticeable differences.

Whatever you say, bammy.

 

[gump]

Skinny little Rory has been listed at 170. Tiger is 185 and listed 3-4 inches taller.

They both gained weight/muscle as they matured into their into their early/mid 20's.

I don't see any noticeable differences.

Whatever you say, bammy.

Tiger dwarfs Ricky Barnes in your mind too, huh Christo.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No.

Uh...Rory McIlroy.

You've got to be kidding.

You're right...Rory's fairer skinned...shorter...and his lower body is thicker.

Oh, you're just being a pain in the ###. Gotcha.

Hey, Dondante!

Or maybe you're into short British guys?

Sneaky way for you to ask for hot pics without coming out of the closet, btw

Hi there, Rebekah. I 'm shocked you found a way to talk about schtutzing a putz. Shocked

Outstanding job here, insinuating that I'm feminine and that I'm gay in addition to the Jew stuff. Because women, gays and Jews are all the worst, right?

 

[mr roboto]

Wait, I don't wanna be in Dondante's team anymore.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Wait, I don't wanna be in Dondante's team anymore.

Too late!

Nobody on the Tour is built like Tiger

 

[Joe T]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No.

Uh...Rory McIlroy.

You've got to be kidding.

You're right...Rory's fairer skinned...shorter...and his lower body is thicker.

Oh, you're just being a pain in the ###. Gotcha.

Hey, Dondante!

Or maybe you're into short British guys?

Sneaky way for you to ask for hot pics without coming out of the closet, btw

Hi there, Rebekah. I 'm shocked you found a way to talk about schtutzing a putz. Shocked

Outstanding job here, insinuating that I'm feminine and that I'm gay in addition to the Jew stuff. Because women, gays and Jews are all the worst, right?

I must have missed the gay insinuation. Maybe you are just sensitive?

 

[mr roboto]

Wait, I don't wanna be in Dondante's team anymore.

Too late!

Nobody on the Tour is built like Tiger

Is that Woodland? That may be close.

 

[Dondante]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No.

Uh...Rory McIlroy.

You've got to be kidding.

You're right...Rory's fairer skinned...shorter...and his lower body is thicker.

Oh, you're just being a pain in the ###. Gotcha.

Hey, Dondante!

Or maybe you're into short British guys?

Sneaky way for you to ask for hot pics without coming out of the closet, btw

Hi there, Rebekah. I 'm shocked you found a way to talk about schtutzing a putz. Shocked

Outstanding job here, insinuating that I'm feminine and that I'm gay in addition to the Jew stuff. Because women, gays and Jews are all the worst, right?

you started it, tough guy

Or maybe you're into short British guys?

Sneaky way for you to ask for hot pics without coming out of the closet, btw

 

[Dondante]

Wait, I don't wanna be in Dondante's team anymore.

WTF are you talking about?

 

[TobiasFunke]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No.

Uh...Rory McIlroy.

You've got to be kidding.

You're right...Rory's fairer skinned...shorter...and his lower body is thicker.

Oh, you're just being a pain in the ###. Gotcha.

Hey, Dondante!

Or maybe you're into short British guys?

Sneaky way for you to ask for hot pics without coming out of the closet, btw

Hi there, Rebekah. I 'm shocked you found a way to talk about schtutzing a putz. Shocked

Outstanding job here, insinuating that I'm feminine and that I'm gay in addition to the Jew stuff. Because women, gays and Jews are all the worst, right?

I must have missed the gay insinuation. Maybe you are just sensitive?

Maybe I'm reading too much into poorly executed Yiddish. But I doubt it.

I wouldn't say I'm sensitive, though. If I was bothered by people insinuating that I'm gay I probably would have gone with a different alias.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No.

Uh...Rory McIlroy.

You've got to be kidding.

You're right...Rory's fairer skinned...shorter...and his lower body is thicker.

Oh, you're just being a pain in the ###. Gotcha.

Hey, Dondante!

Or maybe you're into short British guys?

Sneaky way for you to ask for hot pics without coming out of the closet, btw

Hi there, Rebekah. I 'm shocked you found a way to talk about schtutzing a putz. Shocked

Outstanding job here, insinuating that I'm feminine and that I'm gay in addition to the Jew stuff. Because women, gays and Jews are all the worst, right?

you started it, tough guy

Or maybe you're into short British guys?

Sneaky way for you to ask for hot pics without coming out of the closet, btw

Hey, no judgment on this end. We can look these pictures up all day if you want.

 

[Dondante]

Does any other golfer look like Tiger? No.

Uh...Rory McIlroy.

You've got to be kidding.

You're right...Rory's fairer skinned...shorter...and his lower body is thicker.

Oh, you're just being a pain in the ###. Gotcha.

Hey, Dondante!

Or maybe you're into short British guys?

Sneaky way for you to ask for hot pics without coming out of the closet, btw

Hi there, Rebekah. I 'm shocked you found a way to talk about schtutzing a putz. Shocked

Outstanding job here, insinuating that I'm feminine and that I'm gay in addition to the Jew stuff. Because women, gays and Jews are all the worst, right?

you started it, tough guy

Or maybe you're into short British guys?

Sneaky way for you to ask for hot pics without coming out of the closet, btw

Hey, no judgment on this end. We can look these pictures up all day if you want.

Give it a rest, would you Ruchel? Go twirl a sideburn or jam someone out of the interest on their home loan.

 

[TobiasFunke]

Give it a rest, would you Ruchel? Go twirl a sideburn or jam someone out of the interest on their home loan.

Please don't report this, fellow FFA posters. I'm getting a good laugh out of it, and it's kind of a fun mystery figuring out whose alias it is.

 

[urbanhack]

Wait, I don't wanna be in Dondante's team anymore.

WTF are you talking about?

You are a ####.

 

[Dondante]

Give it a rest, would you Ruchel? Go twirl a sideburn or jam someone out of the interest on their home loan.

Please don't report this, fellow FFA posters. I'm getting a good laugh out of it, and it's kind of a fun mystery figuring out whose alias it is.

[SIZE=10.5pt]Report? Oh, Hall Monitor. You haven't changed a bit. What's to report, Nancy? That you're as uncreative as ever? That you're as sensitive as freshly cut meat? That your fake jewy shtick is worse than your I'm smarter than you shtick? I mean that flip-flop you did on calling me homosexuale was priceless. And then that robot character disassociating himself with the don? Slack jawed would be a compliment with this bunch of mooks[/SIZE].

 

[Dondante]

Wait, I don't wanna be in Dondante's team anymore.

WTF are you talking about?

You are a ####.

Does this mean we can't be friends?

 

[urbanhack]

Wait, I don't wanna be in Dondante's team anymore.

WTF are you talking about?

You are a ####.

Does this mean we can't be friends?

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