Today I'm interviewing people at Panera bread (again)! (1 Viewer)

[northern exposure]

There are all the hotly debated political threads that everybody gets so fired up about dominating the FFA and then this guy comes in with the complete opposite. Threads about mundane topics that nobody gives a crap about. Bravo, Sir, bravo!

 

[NREC34]

Update?

who got the job

 

[fantasycurse42]

$11-$17 an hour? There are head-hunters for those?

The employer can't offer a very large commission for that kind of employee. Furthermore, these aren't the most reliable employees either - I assume they've got to be at the company for a minimum of 6 months for you guys to collect? How many of these box lifters and bar code scanners make it that long?

 

[RokNRole]

Update?

who got the job

Don't know. I process the applications and submit the resumes on Monday.

 

[RokNRole]

$11-$17 an hour? There are head-hunters for those?

The employer can't offer a very large commission for that kind of employee. Furthermore, these aren't the most reliable employees either - I assume they've got to be at the company for a minimum of 6 months for you guys to collect? How many of these box lifters and bar code scanners make it that long?

I'm not a headhunter.

I fill orders for blue collar workers.

We collect our fees per hour worked. It's part of our markup

 

[RokNRole]

There are all the hotly debated political threads that everybody gets so fired up about dominating the FFA and then this guy comes in with the complete opposite. Threads about mundane topics that nobody gives a crap about. Bravo, Sir, bravo!

Sarcasm?

 

[RokNRole]

I'm back at Panera!

whats up guys?

 

[Bucky86]

I just fed my dogs. Now I'm going to make some tea and get ready for work.

 

[RokNRole]

I just fed my dogs. Now I'm going to make some tea and get ready for work.

Let's keep the thread about me.

appreciate it!

 

[TheAristocrat]

This thread makes me have to take a dump.  Odd coincidence.

 

[RokNRole]

Interviews aren't working out well so far

but good news is I have my first two orders in Dallas filled and they start on monday

gotta get those profits up up up!

 

[Bogart]

Have you gone across the street to Lincoln Square yet? Good places to eat and drink over there.

 

[RokNRole]

Interviews aren't working out well so far

but good news is I have my first two orders in Dallas filled and they start on monday

gotta get those profits up up up!

 

[RokNRole]

Have you gone across the street to Lincoln Square yet? Good places to eat and drink over there.

Where is that?

 

[Swing 51]

Where is that?

Across the street, #######!

 

[RokNRole]

Across the street, #######!

Ah. I see.

Wont be able to check it out today.

 

[RokNRole]

I'm looking for videos of paint drying. Anyone got a URL?

Hilarious

 

[TheAristocrat]

I'm looking for videos of paint drying. Anyone got a URL?

I got ya, buddy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGA-GCq7JWM

 

[RokNRole]

I got ya, buddy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGA-GCq7JWM

That is more exciting than sitting here and waiting

 

[Bucky86]

I just got out of a meeting. Going to go piss and then head to another one in 10 minutes. I'm thinking about getting Italian food for lunch.

 

[SWC]

i do not know why you keep bugging people trying to get french onion soup it is pretty fn uncool but hey man there you are i guess take that to the bank bromigos 

 

[Bogart]

Tried that Hooters next door yet?

 

[El Floppo]

I'll admit- I don't read all of rok's threads... so I missed the info about hvac- but also missed the info about mom-rape. one of those is pretty memorable.... we talking split-ductless or what?

 

[RokNRole]

Tried that Hooters next door yet?

Would that be a better place to conduct interviews?

 

[RokNRole]

I'll admit- I don't read all of rok's threads... so I missed the info about hvac- but also missed the info about mom-rape. one of those is pretty memorable.... we talking split-ductless or what?

Ancient history don't worry your pretty lil head over it

 

[belljr]

Interviews aren't working out well so far

but good news is I have my first two orders in Dallas filled and they start on monday

gotta get those profits up up up!

I'd blame the interviewer

 

[SWC]

i guess i am ok with you posting here if it means you bugging less of the good people that go to panera for sweet french onion soup if you have it in a breadbowl it is just about unforgettable and hey look at the old swcer bein all high faflutein and eatin like a bigwig at panera i know i know i am not tryin to give anyone the high hat but maybe once every other month or so if i got some spare scratch i will step up and get some french onion and believe me brohans its worth takin a shower and getting dressed up and headin up town for that is all i am sayin take that to the crouton bank bromigos 

 

[RokNRole]

I'd blame the interviewer

Blame the interviewer for most people being lazy and not even showing up?

when they do come I'm quick and efficient

 

[RokNRole]

Why does Panera give you a knife with your salad?

 

[Vanilla Guerrilla]

Why does Panera give you a knife with your salad?

So crazy.  Every other place in Texas gives you a free gun with your salad order.

 

[RokNRole]

So crazy.  Every other place in Texas gives you a free gun with your salad order.

Lmao

 

[NREC34]

I just got out of a meeting. Going to go piss and then head to another one in 10 minutes. I'm thinking about getting Italian food for lunch.

What did you end up getting?

 

[El Floppo]

What did you end up getting?

probably a little mom rape, and then who knows. its a wednesday.

 

[Bucky86]

What did you end up getting?

Spaghetti Bolognese

 

[RokNRole]

probably a little mom rape, and then who knows. its a wednesday.

He wasn't talking to me

get your act together foppo 

 

[El Floppo]

He wasn't talking to me

get your act together foppo 

you know what- if there was mom-rape, and you've moved past it... far be it for me to make these kind of comments. not really a subject to joke about... even if it's tempting and the whole thing was a bit of a shock and I'm not really sure in which direction the raping went. but tbh... a bit more interesting than the coverage of your interviews in panera.

 

[Otis]

First off, how are you.

 

[RokNRole]

you know what- if there was mom-rape, and you've moved past it... far be it for me to make these kind of comments. not really a subject to joke about... even if it's tempting and the whole thing was a bit of a shock and I'm not really sure in which direction the raping went. but tbh... a bit more interesting than the coverage of your interviews in panera.

First off I didn't rape my mom she raped me

thats as much as I will say about it

 

[RokNRole]

First off, how are you.

I'm good

hows the cookie business?

 

[mquinnjr]

Hope you hired hot chicks for the warehouse positions. Reminds me of Seth Rogen in 40 Year Old virgin, "I hired this hot chick for you. Are you serious? She can't even lift an iPod." Makes me every time.

 

[El Floppo]

First off I didn't rape my mom she raped me

thats as much as I will say about it

done on my end too.

good luck with the interviews?

 

[RokNRole]

done on my end too.

good luck with the interviews?

Thank you

i had a few good candidates come in. Wasn't a total wash out

 

[RokNRole]

Hope you hired hot chicks for the warehouse positions. Reminds me of Seth Rogen in 40 Year Old virgin, "I hired this hot chick for you. Are you serious? She can't even lift an iPod." Makes me every time.

If I interviewed a hot chick I would hire her as my assistant

 

[northern exposure]

Why does Panera give you a knife with your salad?

Not sure. But, if I was seated across from you in a Panera, I would want a knife in my hand. 

 

[RokNRole]

Not sure. But, if I was seated across from you in a Panera, I would want a knife in my hand. 

Decent attempt at humor

Makes no sense though because they gave me the knife.

D+ for effort

 

[fantasycurse42]

I got ya, buddy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGA-GCq7JWM

Idk why, but this had me

 

[squistion]

Why does Panera give you a knife with your salad?

There are older folks with dentures who might need to have the salad cut up a little more finely so they can chew it.