bentley
Footballguy
GL. I'm having the swimmers tested for a second time next week, then it's off to shell out boatloads and boatloads on IVF next month.
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Were they fine the first time around?BTW, just popped an oxycodone
the rover
Footballguy
if you ever have any questions about the whole IVF thing, my wife and I went through it twice. The second time was a success. I actually did part of my fantasy draft once on a cell phone at the fertility center while she was under anesthesia having eggs harvested.
bentley
Footballguy
Well, apparently my description of the sampling was too salty for the FFA, despite use of language that would fly on prime time TV. Things were OK the first time, but it had been a while. Apparently they also test for more stuff right before IVF. Things turned out quite well this time. While they weren't the smartest or fastest swimmers, there were way more than enough to make up for it.How are the boys feeling today?Were they fine the first time around?BTW, just popped an oxycodone
IvanKaramazov
Footballguy
Punk
OBC waterboy
One
Not Allowed In Mexico
Good luck, One.1st IVF status: - 3 GREAT embryos in place- the remaining 6 weren't good enough to be frozen
Thank you TF & Ivan.
apkballa
Footballguy
Sounds like great advice.I hear where you're coming from. Exact same boat for me and my wife only we already have one and she's 35. She basically loses her mind when her period comes around these days. I play the emotionally supportive husband card, but secretly I'm loving all the action I get every month.The only advice that's been given to me is "flip her over and #### her again". So that's what I do.
LMAOSounds like great advice.I hear where you're coming from. Exact same boat for me and my wife only we already have one and she's 35. She basically loses her mind when her period comes around these days. I play the emotionally supportive husband card, but secretly I'm loving all the action I get every month.
bentley
Footballguy
Sorry I missed this. GL. We're currently targeted for Saturday, 9/6 to go in for the retrieval. Kudos to Angrywife's uterus for picking a Saturday where the Longhorns were both on the road and playing at night. I'd hate to have to do my part while on break from a tailgate party.Good luck, One.1st IVF status: - 3 GREAT embryos in place- the remaining 6 weren't good enough to be frozen...we find out on Monday and I am SO nervous. Please pray for us.
Thank you TF & Ivan.
One
Not Allowed In Mexico
I have some great news.
After almost five years of infertility, I'm proud to announce that tests came back positive today. The results were as good as it gets.
My wife is 2 weeks pregnant.
Bentley,
I REALLY appreciate it. We will keep you and your wife in our prayers. IVF is truly a miracle procedure and I am SO glad we decided to go through with it.
Never lose faith, miracles do happen.
:fingerscrossed:
One
After almost five years of infertility, I'm proud to announce that tests came back positive today. The results were as good as it gets.
My wife is 2 weeks pregnant.
Bentley,
I REALLY appreciate it. We will keep you and your wife in our prayers. IVF is truly a miracle procedure and I am SO glad we decided to go through with it.
Never lose faith, miracles do happen.
:fingerscrossed:
One
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
Nigel Tufnel
Footballguy
bentley
Footballguy
That's friggin' awesome man. I'll update our progress later because today's your day.I have some great news.
After almost five years of infertility, I'm proud to announce that tests came back positive today. The results were as good as it gets.
My wife is 2 weeks pregnant.
Bentley,
I REALLY appreciate it. We will keep you and your wife in our prayers. IVF is truly a miracle procedure and I am SO glad we decided to go through with it.
Never lose faith, miracles do happen.
:fingerscrossed:
One
mr. furley
Footballguy
congrats, One!
One
Not Allowed In Mexico
I just want to say thanks again to everybody.
Everybody earlier in the thread saying not to give up were right. We'd considered surrogates and adoptions in the distant future since they make great alternatives, but decided we were going for broke and trying as many IVFs as we could.
It feels great.
Now we're praying that the embryo(s) in place will grow healthy for the next few months. It's still early in the game. I've given my wife shots in the butt every morning at 7 am and it's finally all payed off. Poor thing.. her butt cheecks are always sore, but she's tough as nails.
I'm ecstatic.
Everybody earlier in the thread saying not to give up were right. We'd considered surrogates and adoptions in the distant future since they make great alternatives, but decided we were going for broke and trying as many IVFs as we could.
It feels great.
Now we're praying that the embryo(s) in place will grow healthy for the next few months. It's still early in the game. I've given my wife shots in the butt every morning at 7 am and it's finally all payed off. Poor thing.. her butt cheecks are always sore, but she's tough as nails.
I'm ecstatic.
mr. furley
Footballguy
TheFanatic
Footballguy
I say this is genius!!! I would love to convince my wife we could procreate that way!?!?!mr. furley said:
One
Not Allowed In Mexico
Aw man, please don't First rule of pregnancy thread, is we do not talk about pregnancy thread.Will Joe give me a time-out if I put that in my sig?
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bentley
Footballguy
again.Currently AngryWife has scads of little follices growing in preparation for the future bentley overlords. Plan is for retrieval on Sunday a.m. (shouldn't interfere with the 3:15 Dallas kickoff) and embryo transfer on the following Wednesday or Friday. That Dallas game will also signal the end of my awful two weeks of sympathy sobriety.
the rover
Footballguy
she will be groggy and in pain afterward. encourage her to "get some rest" so you can watch the game.
One
Not Allowed In Mexico
Awesome man!It will be a fun and interesting day at the hospital for you guys.again.Currently AngryWife has scads of little follices growing in preparation for the future bentley overlords. Plan is for retrieval on Sunday a.m. (shouldn't interfere with the 3:15 Dallas kickoff) and embryo transfer on the following Wednesday or Friday. That Dallas game will also signal the end of my awful two weeks of sympathy sobriety.
mr. furley
Footballguy
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bentley
Footballguy
How's it going with you? Healing?Congrats One and GLLLL Bently
yeah, all healed up. Go in for another "analysis" in 2 months to see how my swimmers areHow's it going with you? Healing?Congrats One and GLLLL Bently
fatguyinalittlecoat
Footballguy
Bill Young
Footballguy
I take a calcium channel blocker to help control blood pressure. It is my understanding that this class of drugs was being investigated as a "male contraceptive" at one point in time.Just my experience. Been married for 17 years, no kids.
mr. furley
Footballguy
congrats
mr. furley
Footballguy
bentley
Footballguy
Thanks! We had our first regular ultrasound on Friday. It cost us $30. I had to check to make sure they hadn't left any zeroes off the bill.
bentley
Footballguy
Good times. I'm drinking for two now.
mr. furley
Footballguy
Good times. I'm drinking for two now.
congrats brentlry 
Shutterbug
Try Not To Stare
Congrats!!! That is awesome news. Are you going to start calling her HormonalWife?
bentley
Footballguy
Someone told me the other day that she was going to get crazy. I assured them that it wasn't a very far journey.Congrats!!! That is awesome news. Are you going to start calling her HormonalWife?
mr. furley
Footballguy
Someone told me the other day that she was going to get crazy. I assured them that it wasn't a very far journey.Congrats!!! That is awesome news. Are you going to start calling her HormonalWife?
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