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Ugly faithful wife or sexy cheating wife? (1 Viewer)

Ugly, fat and faithful or sexy and cheating?

  • Ugly, fat and faithful

    Votes: 82 42.9%

  • Sexy cheater

    Votes: 109 57.1%
  • Total voters
    191
I think the bigger questions are if the cheater still fulfills all her wifely duties and if she cheats discreetly (with your knowledge) or flaunts it all around town.

 
The ugly wife could have a personalilty and heart that blows away the good looking cheating one. In the case if you settle for the good looking cheating one she has no respect for you and treats you like crap not to mention that in bed they are all about themselves and not givers.

 
Ookie Pringle said:
The ugly wife could have a personalilty and heart that blows away the good looking cheating one. In the case if you settle for the good looking cheating one she has no respect for you and treats you like crap not to mention that in bed they are all about themselves and not givers.
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I'm imagining Sharon Stone in Casino as the sexy cheater in this scenario. No. Thank. You.

 
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Sexy cheater.

Kind of a copout answer here, but assuming I know of these two only possible choices ahead of time, I can mentally/emotionally prepare for the cheating and accept it because this was the level of two evils.

 
Zow said:
Sexy cheater.

Kind of a copout answer here, but assuming I know of these two only possible choices ahead of time, I can mentally/emotionally prepare for the cheating and accept it because this was the level of two evils.
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Who said you'd know?

And even if you did, from what we know about you I doubt you are capable of walking that emotional tight rope.*

**I doubt most of us are. I just like taking the occasional shot at our GB wozzow.

 
Christo said:
Ookie Pringle said:
The ugly wife could have a personalilty and heart that blows away the good looking cheating one. In the case if you settle for the good looking cheating one she has no respect for you and treats you like crap not to mention that in bed they are all about themselves and not givers.
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I'm imagining Sharon Stone in Goodfellas as the sexy cheater in this scenario. No. Thank. You.
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???

 
This poll is flawed...

One of the options only brings one negative, while the other has two awful negatives with only one positive.

To be fair it should be:

Hot, sexy cheater

Vs

Ugly faithful

The fat aspect really makes it hard to vote. I would take an ugly but sexy(whore) that's faithful. Your adding in ugly AND fat? Come on now...

You cant offer up hot, sexy cheater without the fat pretty faithful...or the ugly fit faithful. It's just more true to life IMO. The fat AND ugly option would not make to "wifey" status to begin with here at FBG's

 
Someone please sit your wife down and tell her...."honey, I'd rather you #### your entire office than gain 20 pounds" ....and report back how that conversation goes.

Somebody should be able to do it. 55% of you feel that way.

 
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One variable with the faithful fatty is that you KNOW you can, and will, rock her world with your very average, unimpressive lovemaking. Every time you step to the plate you're an absolute thoroughbred, plucked from the golden skies and far more than anything she could have ever hoped for. She'll weep tears of disbelief, utterly speechless that she, of all women, has the special privilege of being on the receiving end of your pelvic thrusts.

With the hottie, you'll be battling the alarm clock for attention as she counts down all 120 seconds of your two minute spectacle. She'll be a good enough sport, but she won't really be into it - and you'll know it. At first you won't care, but eventually it will bother you. At some point, when she asks you to wear the fake mustache and riding chaps while talking with the British accent again, you'll find yourself wondering, "Wait a minute, isn't her yoga instructor British?" Yes. Yes he is.

 
Wyld Stallyns said:
One variable with the faithful fatty is that you KNOW you can, and will, rock her world with your very average, unimpressive lovemaking. Every time you step to the plate you're an absolute thoroughbred, plucked from the golden skies and far more than anything she could have ever hoped for. She'll weep tears of disbelief, utterly speechless that she, of all women, has the special privilege of being on the receiving end of your pelvic thrusts.

With the hottie, you'll be battling the alarm clock for attention as she counts down all 120 seconds of your two minute spectacle. She'll be a good enough sport, but she won't really be into it - and you'll know it. At first you won't care, but eventually it will bother you. At some point, when she asks you to wear the fake mustache and riding chaps while talking with the British accent again, you'll find yourself wondering, "Wait a minute, isn't her yoga instructor British?" Yes. Yes he is.
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:lmao:

:truth:

 
Can I cheat on the ugly, faithful wife and will she leave or stay?

Also, what state is this in and what are the divorce settlement laws?

Finally, in the hot, cheating wife scenario, do I own a hoverboard?

 
Why do we play these what if games? It's always a choice between two horrific situations. How about avoiding it all? I have been married for almost 14 years and I don't encourage most folks to get married. Odds are not in your favor that 2 people are going to meet and never #### anyone else the rest of their lives. Deal with it.

 
I think if you're going into a relationship fully conscious of the two options then you have to choose sexy cheater. It's only when you go into relationship thinking she will be monogamous that your ego and feelings take a hit. I'm going to be tapping strange too! At least I'm hitting a bevy of hotness instead of one pig, over and over and over again.

 
Dr. Gobbler said:
I think if you're going into a relationship fully conscious of the two options then you have to choose sexy cheater. It's only when you go into relationship thinking she will be monogamous that your ego and feelings take a hit. I'm going to be tapping strange too! At least I'm hitting a bevy of hotness instead of one pig, over and over and over again.
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Where does the scenario say you can't bang other chicks if you choose the ugly, faithful wife?

 
I think a lot of people are only approaching this from the sex angle rather than everything else that goes along with a marriage.

 
Christo said:
Dr. Gobbler said:
I think if you're going into a relationship fully conscious of the two options then you have to choose sexy cheater. It's only when you go into relationship thinking she will be monogamous that your ego and feelings take a hit. I'm going to be tapping strange too! At least I'm hitting a bevy of hotness instead of one pig, over and over and over again.
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Where does the scenario say you can't bang other chicks if you choose the ugly, faithful wife?
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Why in the #### am I consciously choosing ugly? We don't all like to go hoggin''!

 
Tough call. Depends how fat and how ugly. If you're talkin' puttin' Angelica Huston's mug on Melissa McCarthy's body - sorry, I'm out........

 
Dr. Gobbler said:
Christo said:
Dr. Gobbler said:
I think if you're going into a relationship fully conscious of the two options then you have to choose sexy cheater. It's only when you go into relationship thinking she will be monogamous that your ego and feelings take a hit. I'm going to be tapping strange too! At least I'm hitting a bevy of hotness instead of one pig, over and over and over again.
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Where does the scenario say you can't bang other chicks if you choose the ugly, faithful wife?
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Why in the #### am I consciously choosing ugly? We don't all like to go hoggin''!
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Statistics show that people that don't pay up when they lose bets consistently choose more homely partners than people that do pay their debts. Does that answer your question?
 
northern exposure said:
Dr. Gobbler said:
Christo said:
Dr. Gobbler said:
I think if you're going into a relationship fully conscious of the two options then you have to choose sexy cheater. It's only when you go into relationship thinking she will be monogamous that your ego and feelings take a hit. I'm going to be tapping strange too! At least I'm hitting a bevy of hotness instead of one pig, over and over and over again.
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Where does the scenario say you can't bang other chicks if you choose the ugly, faithful wife?
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Why in the #### am I consciously choosing ugly? We don't all like to go hoggin''!
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Statistics show that people that don't pay up when they lose bets consistently choose more homely partners than people that do pay their debts. Does that answer your question?
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Do you know the difference between you and a washing machine?When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for weeks after.

 
Dr. Gobbler said:
northern exposure said:
Dr. Gobbler said:
Christo said:
Dr. Gobbler said:
I think if you're going into a relationship fully conscious of the two options then you have to choose sexy cheater. It's only when you go into relationship thinking she will be monogamous that your ego and feelings take a hit. I'm going to be tapping strange too! At least I'm hitting a bevy of hotness instead of one pig, over and over and over again.
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Where does the scenario say you can't bang other chicks if you choose the ugly, faithful wife?
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Why in the #### am I consciously choosing ugly?We don't all like to go hoggin''!
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Statistics show that people that don't pay up when they lose bets consistently choose more homely partners than people that do pay their debts. Does that answer your question?
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Do you know the difference between you and a washing machine?When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for weeks after.
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Maybe you shouldn't welch on bets?

 
Dr. Gobbler said:
Christo said:
Dr. Gobbler said:
I think if you're going into a relationship fully conscious of the two options then you have to choose sexy cheater. It's only when you go into relationship thinking she will be monogamous that your ego and feelings take a hit. I'm going to be tapping strange too! At least I'm hitting a bevy of hotness instead of one pig, over and over and over again.
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Where does the scenario say you can't bang other chicks if you choose the ugly, faithful wife?
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Why in the #### am I consciously choosing ugly?We don't all like to go hoggin''!
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Because you don't want your wife and mother of your children ####### your best friend, your boss, some random stranger she meets at a bar every week, bringing home who know what STDs.

 
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