Otis
Footballguy
Seriously. You fat dudes who sit around drinking Mountain Dews all day, crapping all over our healthcare system? And worse yet, instilling in your children the absolute worst and most slovenly habits you possibly could, ensuring another loser generation that will die of some medical complication far too young? Or you dudes who smoke a pack of cigarettes a day (seriously?!?! Is it ####### 1990 still???)
Look, I get it. I'm a fat dude. But even as fat a dude as I am, I'm not a FAT dude, crushing the keyboard with cheese doodle-crusted fingers sitting in a puddle of mountain dew. And here's the thing: if I WANTED to be that, well then, to hell with me. I'm totally taxing our healthcare system, and making my own life miserable, and it wouldn't hurt me to make a 10% donation on all the garbage I'm stuffing into my cake hole. And hell, who knows, maybe that'll cause me to think twice before jamming that second box of Twinkies into my grocery basket.
I know, I know. Murica. Trump. MAGA. We're free. I'll do what I want with my body and my guns and my rusted out 1978 Camaro on my front lawn, I get it, I get it. But let's just pretend this is for the greater good. For 0.3485 milliseconds, do us a favor and try to think beyond your own small mind and immediate satisfaction. How does this NOT make sense to the one billionth power?
PS - I love booze. Tax the jesus out of it. I'll live. And it's a good idea.
I'll put down my Yodel and listen.
Thanks,
Oats
Look, I get it. I'm a fat dude. But even as fat a dude as I am, I'm not a FAT dude, crushing the keyboard with cheese doodle-crusted fingers sitting in a puddle of mountain dew. And here's the thing: if I WANTED to be that, well then, to hell with me. I'm totally taxing our healthcare system, and making my own life miserable, and it wouldn't hurt me to make a 10% donation on all the garbage I'm stuffing into my cake hole. And hell, who knows, maybe that'll cause me to think twice before jamming that second box of Twinkies into my grocery basket.
I know, I know. Murica. Trump. MAGA. We're free. I'll do what I want with my body and my guns and my rusted out 1978 Camaro on my front lawn, I get it, I get it. But let's just pretend this is for the greater good. For 0.3485 milliseconds, do us a favor and try to think beyond your own small mind and immediate satisfaction. How does this NOT make sense to the one billionth power?
PS - I love booze. Tax the jesus out of it. I'll live. And it's a good idea.
I'll put down my Yodel and listen.
Thanks,
Oats
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