my office is on the first floor of an office building. there's an eye doctor upstairs. our bathroom is in the "common" space between our locked office door and the lobby to the street.
we used to get all kinds of old men, half blinded by their eye doctors or going in with bad vision, using our facilities and just destroying the thing. piss all over.... everywhere. dumps missing the toilet. toilet paper wadded up all over the place. like a subway bathroom that's tucked way off in the corner that only the homeless knew about in there.
we finally petitioned to have locks installed and keys given to the employees.
every once in a while when you're in there someone will try to get in. they'll shake the handle a couple times, realize it's locked and either move on or try to wait it out.
today i was finishing up.. someone tried to unlock the door. then shook the handle. then keys again. figured it was one of the guys just struggling with his key. more shaking.. then jingling and attempt at a couple different keys. maybe it's the building manager flunky? then furious shaking of the door and some grumbling.
i walk out to some slightly older guy waiting at the door. he walks in as i go out. no big deal.
weird that he thought just some random keys on his ring might possibly open the door but fighting back a volcanic eruption makes us all a little unfocused.
anyways, fast forward 5 minutes. it's quiet in here. my half of the office space only has 6 people today. i know people by the sound of their walk. it's dead silent when i hear a man's voice that sounds vaguely familiar but not totally:
"oh yeah, he was totally cute. yeah, great body. really nice butt. yeah... oh yeah... i would. absolutely i'd love to take him out again. i mean he was really hot! not all that smart but he's young and totally hot. yeah.... oh, i hope so... ohhhhhh yeah.... i definitely would.... mmmmm hmmmm yeah, totally hot."
turns out it was the guy from the bathroom
who was there to fix our telecom system. apparently he figured he'd just hang out on the other side of my office wall and just chat it up for a while. probably went on for a solid 5 minutes. nothing too juicy but... buddy.. time & place.