What's Normal? - Do you wipe forward or backward? (1 Viewer)

[Keerock]

Do you wipe forward or backward?

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[Keerock]

I voted backward, but I have to admit there are times I "go both ways"

 

[Zow]

I never even knew forward was a thing.

 

[Brony]

I know you've got a list of future What's Normal, but I encountered something recently that I'm curious on (and it's bathroom related so you'll love it!): I was at a small party at a friends house and was waiting for the bathroom for a while. Turns out person before me closed the door with it empty. It's odd to me, but I don't know if this is normal.

 

[Zow]

I know you've got a list of future What's Normal, but I encountered something recently that I'm curious on (and it's bathroom related so you'll love it!): I was at a small party at a friends house and was waiting for the bathroom for a while. Turns out person before me closed the door with it empty. It's odd to me, but I don't know if this is normal.

I could see maybe doing that if a person went #2 and it smelled really badly and the person sprayed so it's not so obvious. But, yeah, closing a bathroom door in a home is kinda weird.

 

[Fat Nick]

I voted backward, but I have to admit there are times I "go both ways"

 

[massraider]

Please stop

 

[Snoopy]

Please stop

When you have to go, it's hard to stop.

 

[Jaysus]

Please stop

For some reason I recently found myself attempting to amuse myself by thinking of fictional "what's normal" threads that would one day be posted here, this one is fairly similar to the one the one I found most absurd which was "Do you wipe after #2?".... it's only a matter of time until we get there at this rate

 

[Keerock]

Please stop

 

[Dr. Octopus]

I never even knew forward was a thing.

seems potentially messy

 

[gianmarco]

You should add the wipe while standing vs sitting to the permutations.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I know you've got a list of future What's Normal, but I encountered something recently that I'm curious on (and it's bathroom related so you'll love it!): I was at a small party at a friends house and was waiting for the bathroom for a while. Turns out person before me closed the door with it empty. It's odd to me, but I don't know if this is normal.

I could see maybe doing that if a person went #2 and it smelled really badly and the person sprayed so it's not so obvious. But, yeah, closing a bathroom door in a home is kinda weird.

The problem is that others think someone is still in there. If it smells spray some deodorant or turn on the exhaust fan if they have one.

 

[ProstheticRGK]

I never even knew forward was a thing.

seems potentially messy

I knew a guy who wiped forward. We called him poop balls

 

[Osaurus]

What say you, fellow bidetguys?

 

[ChiefD]

Where is the "dab" choice?

 

[The General]

Ok this is too much!!!

 

[kupcho1]

Turns out person before me closed the door with it empty. It's odd to me, but I don't know if this is normal.

:warcrime:

 

[Keerock]

You should add the wipe while standing vs sitting to the permutations.

If you don't think this would be a future pol...

 

[Keerock]

Please stop

Ok this is too much!!!

You are obviously too mature for this... Off you go...

 

[FreeBaGeL]

These were fun at first but I'm starting to get a little concerned about how many of these have to do with what you do in the bathroom.

 

[Keerock]

These were fun at first but I'm starting to get a little concerned about how many of these have to do with what you do in the bathroom.

Why does this concern you? Does it make you uncomfortable? Let me know if anyone is forcing you to participate.

FWIW, less than 10% are bathroom related.

 

[massraider]

You are obviously too mature for this... Off you go...

I'm definitely not trying to be a turd in the punch bowl here. I would never dream about telling someone what threads to start, that's a crappy thing to do, and I would like to think I'm above that kind of chit. I have concern that this much discussion and fascination about feces talk might dominate the FFA. Clog it up, so to speak. I don't want to be in a world where the FFA is in a state of 'thought constipation', you know? I have crazy fear that this much poo flinging in the FFA might seep into our regular discourse, without us even realizing.

 

[Keerock]

You are obviously too mature for this... Off you go...

I'm definitely not trying to be a turd in the punch bowl here. I would never dream about telling someone what threads to start, that's a crappy thing to do, and I would like to think I'm above that kind of chit. I have concern that this much discussion and fascination about feces talk might dominate the FFA. Clog it up, so to speak. I don't want to be in a world where the FFA is in a state of 'thought constipation', you know? I have crazy fear that this much poo flinging in the FFA might seep into our regular discourse, without us even realizing.

Well played, sir...

 

[Wildcat]

Why no side to side option?

 

[Dickies]

25% of you wipe back to front? I'm getting more and more concerned about the people here.

 

[STEADYMOBBIN 22]

where is the coloscopy bag option? We’re getting to be in that age bracket I’m just saying.

 

[Keerock]

25% of you wipe back to front? I'm getting more and more concerned about the people here.

It's not just here... it's 38% back to front on the website.

 

[Scoresman]

bidet

 

[Galileo]

I wonder how well this correlates to reaching between the legs vs. reaching around from the side to wipe. I could see the back to front being more prevalent for people going between the legs. I reach around...front to back, but more frequently, I am jumping in the shower and don't bother to wipe.

 

[Keerock]

I wonder how well this correlates to reaching between the legs vs. reaching around from the side to wipe. I could see the back to front being more prevalent for people going between the legs. I reach around...front to back, but more frequently, I am jumping in the shower and don't bother to wipe.

I would assume there would be a 1:1 correlation.

 

[Zow]

I never even knew forward was a thing.

seems potentially messy

Beyond messy, seems not hygienic. I was always told that fecal matter near private parts - especially lady parts - is a big no no. For example, it was always wiping away from the private parts when changing my kids' diapers.

 

[Scoresman]

I wonder how well this correlates to reaching between the legs vs. reaching around from the side to wipe. I could see the back to front being more prevalent for people going between the legs. I reach around...front to back, but more frequently, I am jumping in the shower and don't bother to wipe.

This last part I've always had a hangup with. Even if I'm jumping right in the shower, I'm bideting/wiping until no more brown. I dont want to be wading in a shower with a floor that has **** on it.

 

[Zow]

I wonder how well this correlates to reaching between the legs vs. reaching around from the side to wipe. I could see the back to front being more prevalent for people going between the legs. I reach around...front to back, but more frequently, I am jumping in the shower and don't bother to wipe.

wat

 

[Dickies]

25% of you wipe back to front? I'm getting more and more concerned about the people here.

It's not just here... it's 38% back to front on the website.

Launch them into the sun.

 

[Ministry of Pain]

I think it depends on whether you work from home or a traditional office setting

 

[belljr]

Still Waiting for my question submission:(

 

[pollardsvision]

Where is the "dab" choice?

No circular option either.

I prefer to use the brush attachment on my cordless drill.

 

[AAABatteries]

25% of you wipe back to front? I'm getting more and more concerned about the people here.

Their twig and berries act like a backstop so they don't wipe too far.

 

[AAABatteries]

I wonder how well this correlates to reaching between the legs vs. reaching around from the side to wipe. I could see the back to front being more prevalent for people going between the legs. I reach around...front to back, but more frequently, I am jumping in the shower and don't bother to wipe.

Hmmm, I haven't had a TO in a while.

 

[dino259]

I voted backward, but I have to admit there are times I "go both ways"

Usually do both now.

 

[Andrew74]

I believe it was someone on this forum many moons ago that said you should go both ways after a dump. It is pretty shocking. I’m a believer.

 

[Leroy Hoard]

I believe it was someone on this forum many moons ago that said you should go both ways after a dump. It is pretty shocking. I’m a believer.

I seem to remember something about a couple backstrokes followed by a front stroke, just in case anything was missed.

 

[AAABatteries]

I believe it was someone on this forum many moons ago that said you should go both ways after a dump. It is pretty shocking. I’m a believer.

I’ll do a little DJ AAA and mix a beat when in there but not an actual back to front wipe.

 

[nirad3]

I believe it was someone on this forum many moons ago that said you should go both ways after a dump. It is pretty shocking. I’m a believer.

Yeah I do a back and forth and twisty sort of thing. Had to go poop and thought of this thread.

 

[shuke]

What in the actual ****?