mr. furley
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or, if multiple scars then your worst
unrelated, but here's the payoff:We moved to the 'burbs out of a lower-class Irish/Italian neighborhood in Metro Boston when I was 12, because black people were starting to move across the tracks from Roxbury into our hood. I'm reminded of comedian Robert Klein's wonderful story about growing up in the Bronx in the 1950s where he mistakenly thought "schwarze", the Jewish derogation of Negro, was actually the Yiddish word for the atomic bomb because his parents kept saying that just one could destroy an entire neighborhood. Anyway, the two memories that stay most vivid within me are stoop life and Irish girls.
Some rowhouse cultures are roof-based, some in streets and parks. Life on Mozart Street was conducted on stoops and porches. There werent any yards to speak of, so play either happened down in the trainyards or out in front of your house. Most of what made stoop-hanging worthwhile was Irish girls.
When I moved out to the burbs and discovered tall, blonde WASP chicks, I forgot Irish girls almost in the way of someone ashamed of his past but, since my Mary died (who was German/Irish but looked far more Teutonic than Celtic), I've gone back to the Irish girl as my model of erotic joy. Now, I'd much rather look at a plain Irish girl who has the look - mahogany hair, pale skin with a light embarrassment of freckle, and sad & bright green eyes - than any supermodel. And I rarely look at an Irish girl without thinking of Siobhan Donlan.
There's Jewish princesses, Black queens, Italian princepesas, Anglo-Saxon debutantes but you'll never hear the term Irish princess. Maybe the odd ginger #####, but a Black Irish girl's most endearing quality is that they only want to be happy, and they can't be happy unless everyone is happy. They take a joy in plain ways and pleasing others that makes them more feminine than anyone wearing a tiara. That's not to say they are without spirit. 'Tis the spirit which gives them the joy.
Siobhan was a perfect Black Irish girl. She could play like a boy and tease like a girl, divine in sneakers or an Easter frock. 'Twas impossible not to love her because, even though playing one besotted boy off another was a source of delight to her, when she was with you there was no other. I loved her mostly from afar, for I've always been hesitant to impose myself upon another and, because my father hated the Irish drunks (of which Siobhan's father was one) that surrounded him on Mozart St., our families did not get along. But, if I heard a row coming from their apartment across the street, I'd hurry down to the stoop to wait for her to come down, beaten or bothered, so I could rescue her. Off we'd run, hand in hand, to the railyard or the park on Lamartine, well out of earshot. She didn't like to cry, though sometimes she couldn't help not, so I'd bring out my funny to put that glorious smile back on her face. My sense of humor has yet to be better used. We'd remain 'til there was more trouble in staying out than going home and I'd set her back in her place, happy if not safe.
When hormones invaded me and I began sneaking looks at Dad's Playboys, needs must a new element be added to the rescues of my fair colleen. There's not an Irish girl alive who isn't ticklish so, since my job when with Siobhan was to cheer up, I'd use a tickle attack as a way to get atop her. Once she was well pinned, my hips would begin their primal roll into her and a-dry humpin' we would go, tra lala lalee. Somehow I could tell that Siobhan was no stranger to the phenomenon, but Irish women have always made light work of indulging men in their grunting times.
This new exercise made me much more aggressive in my quest to be her swain, but it didn't last for long. I was staking my turf on her stoop one afternoon when Johnny Murphy - older, bigger, meaner Johnny Murphy - came by and attempted to dispatch me. I was a pipsqueak but, this time, I stood my ground. Short woik for Moiph - like any Irishman, happier with the end of any fight than the beginning - who simply grabbed the metal squeeze mop drying by the door and opened the crown of me head like a coconut. I've never seen so much blood. If I hadn't been wearing my Sox cap, I think he would have struck brain. My mother ran me down to the house of a cousin with a car and off for the hospital went we for ten-and-seven stitches in the ol' gob. I wore my brigand's mark with great pride, but Siobhan made it quite clear that I'd be in for more of the same if I kept it up, so we went back to the odd rescue for the months until we moved away.
Do you have any strong feelings about caped crusaders?Had 212 stitches in my head from a car accident back in '92... I have a scar on the left side of my face running from near the corner of my mouth about 2/3's the way across the cheek towards my ear...sort of follows my would be upper beard line if I had a full beard. There is a small gap and then a scar running from there up towards the corner of my eye. There is another scar about an inch long on my scalp from the same accident, but it is pretty much hidden by hair.
damnHad 212 stitches in my head from a car accident back in '92... I have a scar on the left side of my face running from near the corner of my mouth about 2/3's the way across the cheek towards my ear...sort of follows my would be upper beard line if I had a full beard. There is a small gap and then a scar running from there up towards the corner of my eye. There is another scar about an inch long on my scalp from the same accident, but it is pretty much hidden by hair.
And those are not my only facial scars...I walked through a plate glass window back in high school which took a good slice of the right side of my nose. They ended up doing a skin graft from my hip to replace the missing piece of my nose which unfortunately wasn't located in time before I left the scene in an ambulance. I have about a 1.5 inch scar on the back of my right hand from the same incident.Do you have any strong feelings about caped crusaders?
At about 13 years old. In a rush to get out to go see Revenge of the Nerds at the movies with the boys in the neighborhood, on a slightly rainy summer day...the guys had just come thru to spray who knows what on the lawn for weeds; I'm running out of the house to dump some trash. I take a slight left on the walkway of large slates in the grass, and slip and fall, catching my knee on the corner of one of them. No pain, just picked up the trash from the small container and continued around the corner to the garage.
I came back a minute later and said to the large group of guys on the porch, who were laughing at my clumsiness “Uh, I think I need to go to the doctor." Looking down at my knee I could see a small circle of white, with a little drip of blood going down my leg. I needed 6-8 stitches, resulting in a nice little scar that is still visible almost 35 years later!
Be sure to scroll back up and read this one if you skipped it because it was too long.i 've written this up before:
unrelated, but here's the payoff:
You'd think that would be the end of it but, in my time, I've been a lucky, lucky man. About ten years later, then in the music biz, I stopped by a Boston club where one of my bands was doing a sound check. The boys were peckish, so I ordered some food from a pub I knew nearby. As I came in the door to pick it up, there was a pretty Irish girl nursing a lager at one of the front tables. I nodded and headed to the bar. Wait, could it be?! I turned back in time to see that well-remembered laugh begin to play on the lips of my dear Siobhan. Never so fond a moment was exchanged as the bridge we built 'tween past and present. We laughed and reminisced until I couldn't help but wonder if we shared as vivid a memory of my favorite part to those runaway times. I stammered out only half my question, "Siobhan, do you remember..." before she replied, "Dry humpin' down by the tracks? Sure". It didn't take me long to establish that she was as anxious to take up where we left off as I. Well, the food went cold and the band went hungry, for Siobhan and I were off to her nearby flat for a grunting time fifteen years in the making. Alas, there were still other boys on her stoop, so the once was it, but what a once it was. Now that the highlights of my sexual career are decades gone, my memories are little more than faded flashes, but my recollection of that afternoon with Siobhan are as real and ripe as though it were yesterday. Right now, I've but to stroke the seam Johnny Murphy folded into my head to recall it, fresh as May. A lucky, lucky man.
Sounds like "Couch Cushion Death Drop".Playing WWF (it predates WWE), with my older brother, bounced off the bed and smashed the floor after failing to take the body slam appropriately.
This happened to me after my car accident, but instead of gravel, it was pieces of glass that would work their way out of my forehead.Was thrown from a Geo tracker going about 70mph, so lots of road rash scars from that one. For many years afterward, I would get a bump just like a zit on my back or face, but wouldn't be able to pop it. Eventually a piece of gravel would be expelled.
Also have a scar about 5" long on my butt cheek from surgery when I was 3 or 4. When I would complain of pain, my parents thought that it was from bowling, because I would never let go of the ball until I had dived down the alley with it. Imagine a 4yr old flying through the air with a bowling ball attached to his fingers. So I'm sure that delayed treatment. It turned out to be a staph infection in my pelvic bone that they had to cut out.
Jesus.Had 212 stitches in my head from a car accident back in '92... I have a scar on the left side of my face running from near the corner of my mouth about 2/3's the way across the cheek towards my ear...sort of follows my would be upper beard line if I had a full beard. There is a small gap and then a scar running from there up towards the corner of my eye. There is another scar about an inch long on my scalp from the same accident, but it is pretty much hidden by hair.
My lord.Was thrown from a Geo tracker going about 70mph, so lots of road rash scars from that one. For many years afterward, I would get a bump just like a zit on my back or face, but wouldn't be able to pop it. Eventually a piece of gravel would be expelled.
Also have a scar about 5" long on my butt cheek from surgery when I was 3 or 4. When I would complain of pain, my parents thought that it was from bowling, because I would never let go of the ball until I had dived down the alley with it. Imagine a 4yr old flying through the air with a bowling ball attached to his fingers. So I'm sure that delayed treatment. It turned out to be a staph infection in my pelvic bone that they had to cut out.